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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on October 22, 2013, 12:14:13 PM
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Star Member OneGrassRoot (19,874 posts)
Four racists got a surprise today (cross-post from Good News)
I shared in Good News but think it's worth sharing here in GD as well. Freemay20, a DUer, doesn't post here much; I'm sharing this whether he wants me to or not.
This happened less than two hours ago in a suburb of Raleigh, NC.
A good friend of mine, another DUer -- freemay20 (50-ish, heavyset, tall, white guy) -- went to the laundromat this morning.
The only other person there at the time was a middle-aged, heavyset, VERY tall black guy, sitting, reading the paper.
After freemay20 loaded clothes into the washer and sat down, in walked four average-sized white guys in their early 20's, wearing confederate flag t-shirts and other clothing items conveying their worldview, shall we say.
One of the four looked at my friend and at the other gentleman, then asked my friend which washers were his. "Why?" freemay20 asked.
"Because we don't want our stuff anywhere near his," nodding toward the black man.
He said it loudly, not trying to hide their ignorance. As you can imagine, they high five'd one another and guffawed, proud of themselves.
They also made the mistake of assuming freemay20 was racist, just like them. Unfortunately, chances are great that, in this very red area, the white people they've come in contact with in their lives (assuming they're from this area) are indeed racist and bigoted.
Freemay20 look at the black man (I really hate that I don't have his name...sorry), who was clearly holding back emotion, and said, "I got your back."
They both stood up, side by side, and the gentleman told the four young racists, "I don't want my things next to YOURS. YOU need to leave. NOW."
Freemay20 backed him up with some profanity-laden words. The owner of the laundromat came out, hearing the raised voices, and freemay20 simply said, pointing to the four, "They need to leave. NOW."
She took the situation in and asked them to do just that, and they did. They left, silently, a bit in shock, no doubt.
Both men sat back down and took deep breaths to calm down from the potential ass-whooping that nearly took place. The only thing the gentleman said to freemay20 was, "It's everywhere." And shook his head.
And it is. It's not limited to the south AT ALL. It's everywhere.
It's appalling and ugly and dehumanizing. It's friggin institutionalized, for cryin' out loud.
But one man, who has likely endured decades of such hatred, got to stand up to it in a big way today, telling THEM to leave.
Kudos to that gentleman and freemay20 for speaking up and facing it head on.
Silence is consent.
Pathetic. Zero bongs. Go back to begging for money, dipshit. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023900903)
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That is truly the most pathetic pack of lies ever posted at the DUmp.
Is it any wonder we refer to them as "primitives".
No bong, no nuthin', that sucked.
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Men of CC: remember all those times when you and three of your friends got together to go to the LAUNDROMAT together, dressed in your best Confederate wear?
Neither do I.
Fail, liberal. Huge fail.
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Does it seem like these race themed bouncies occur more often when there are news reports of actual racist attacks? The current one being the gang of Obamasons that beat a white guy near a mall or something? It's like they make up these stories to justify the actions of the racist thugs that pray on light skinned people.
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Might have gone a little too far with the t-shirts. Otherwise a fairly crappy bouncie.
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In the interest of improving your bouncies, lurkers, I'm going to give you some feedback:
This happened less than two hours ago in a suburb of Raleigh, NC.
This is called adding detail. It is a sure indicator of a manufactured story. If it really happened, unless the location is important to the understanding of the story, this detail would be left out.
A good friend of mine, another DUer -- freemay20 (50-ish, heavyset, tall, white guy) -- went to the laundromat this morning.
More unnecessary detail added, and indeed you are now recounting a story, which, since you are now a third source, should be tinged with appropriate vagueness. The opposite actually happens.
The only other person there at the time was a middle-aged, heavyset, VERY tall black guy, sitting, reading the paper.
This is far too literary and specific. Were this true, only the race of the man need be reported. Too much detail has been added to evince credibility.
After freemay20 loaded clothes into the washer and sat down, in walked four average-sized white guys in their early 20's, wearing confederate flag t-shirts and other clothing items conveying their worldview, shall we say.
Here is where your failure is complete. The last time four men walked into a laundromat together, they were either delivering washing machines or shooting a gay porn movie on a closed set. Why FOUR? Why not three? Why not five?
One of the four looked at my friend and at the other gentleman, then asked my friend which washers were his. "Why?" freemay20 asked.
"Because we don't want our stuff anywhere near his," nodding toward the black man.
Completely cinematic, and not even good cinema. Did they elect him spokesman in the car or something? We? Come on. Four men together rarely have a spokesman.
He said it loudly, not trying to hide their ignorance. As you can imagine, they high five'd one another and guffawed, proud of themselves.
So they high-fived each other after one sentence, one demand? Are you positive that your friend wasn't observing four racists, but was instead dealing with the Cobra Kai dojo? Show this picture to your friend and ask if these were the men in question:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yS6rjXWlw0E/T8Jdrsrtt7I/AAAAAAAAAV0/tY_RkXKx_Lo/s1600/cobrakai.jpg)
They also made the mistake of assuming freemay20 was racist, just like them. Unfortunately, chances are great that, in this very red area, the white people they've come in contact with in their lives (assuming they're from this area) are indeed racist and bigoted.
Recounted stories don't have generic editorial detail. Try again, less stridently.
Freemay20 look at the black man (I really hate that I don't have his name...sorry), who was clearly holding back emotion, and said, "I got your back."
And of course the "black man" (whose name eludes you, but since this is fiction, let me give you some options:
Clarence Castleberry
Roosevelt Washington
Earl R. Teague
Ernest Cumberbatch)
was following all of this action, instead of reading his paper...right.
They both stood up, side by side, and the gentleman told the four young racists, "I don't want my things next to YOURS. YOU need to leave. NOW."
Freemay20 backed him up with some profanity-laden words. The owner of the laundromat came out, hearing the raised voices, and freemay20 simply said, pointing to the four, "They need to leave. NOW."
Channeling Redstone and HollisinSonoma. Wow. All men are badasses when racists are involved. Does freemay20 look anything like this:
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2009/10/8/1255017569162/Steven-Seagal-001.jpg)
She took the situation in and asked them to do just that, and they did. They left, silently, a bit in shock, no doubt.
I thought they were high fiving and guffawing. How, in less than 30 seconds, were they so neutered, by a WOMAN in fact?
Both men sat back down and took deep breaths to calm down from the potential ass-whooping that nearly took place. The only thing the gentleman said to freemay20 was, "It's everywhere." And shook his head.
Was the black man reading the newspaper, or HIS SCRIPT?
And it is. It's not limited to the south AT ALL. It's everywhere.
It's appalling and ugly and dehumanizing. It's friggin institutionalized, for cryin' out loud.
But one man, who has likely endured decades of such hatred, got to stand up to it in a big way today, telling THEM to leave.
Kudos to that gentleman and freemay20 for speaking up and facing it head on.
Kudos to freemay20 for allowing you to publish this lie.
Silence is consent.
Silence would have been better than this pile of wet monkeyloaf you posted.
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Men of CC: remember all those times when you and three of your friends got together to go to the LAUNDROMAT together, dressed in your best Confederate wear?
Neither do I.
Fail, liberal. Huge fail.
Hell, I don't even think I've ever even guffawed.
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Freemay20 look at the black man (I really hate that I don't have his name...sorry), who was clearly holding back emotion, and said, "I got your back."
I have to admit that this line made me laugh...I'm sure that the DUmmy stood in front of the mirror for several hours practising how he'd say this naff little phrase before posting the thread.
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Hell, I don't even think I've ever even guffawed.
The closest I can come to this is when two of my buddies and I went to Cloth World one day in Marine gear and intimidated an Asian man who was buying some chenille. We were looking for some damask with a fleur de lys pattern, but we didn't want that slant anywhere near the swatches we were browsing. We ended up getting chased out of there by this 70-year-old woman.
That's as close as I can get to this story.
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I've been reading DUmp bouncies for 10 years, and this ranks near the worst of all time. Epic fail.
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In other words the typical racist left notion that a black man needs a white guy to stand up for him.
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In other words the typical racist left notion that a black man needs a white guy to stand up for him.
Ooooh! That's gonna leave a mark. H5!
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The only thing missing from this poor excuse of a bouncy is the rusty Ford F150 they drove away in, you know with the confederate flag in the back window belching smoke and jacked up three feet and the obligatory gun rack in the back window.
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In other words the typical racist left notion that a black man needs a white guy to stand up for him.
Of course! What the hell do you think this guy is for?
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.964475.1319717484!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-joe-biden-jpg.jpg)
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The only thing missing from this poor excuse of a bouncy is the rusty Ford F150 they drove away in, you know with the confederate flag in the back window belching smoke and jacked up three feet and the obligatory gun rack in the back window.
And the chains in the back they were going to use to drag the black man with, naturally.
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You know there are DUmmies that are just dying to say,
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Jg5wP6wMG3c/T9DVBevrp4I/AAAAAAAABi0/wil9vGLwS1Q/s1600/Are-you-kidding-me.jpg)
But don't want to upset the circle jerk and hurt their DUmmie street cred. Convictionless pussies.
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Meh, no one drove a car through the window.
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I have to admit that this line made me laugh...I'm sure that the DUmmy stood in front of the mirror for several hours practising how he'd say this naff little phrase before posting the thread.
Maybe instead of saying "I've got your back" he should have been more Shakespearean. Something along the lines of: To beat your racist asses, or not to beat your racist asses, that is the question.
Come to think of it, that's something I'd like to see from all of the DUmmies. More Shakespeare in their made up stories. I'll give a DUmmie of the Year nomination to the first DUmmie to work some of the Bard into a Bouncy.
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The closest I can come to this is when two of my buddies and I went to Cloth World one day in Marine gear and intimidated an Asian man who was buying some chenille. We were looking for some damask with a fleur de lys pattern, but we didn't want that slant anywhere near the swatches we were browsing. We ended up getting chased out of there by this 70-year-old woman.
That's as close as I can get to this story.
:cheersmate:
I give that a 9/10 bongs and LMFAO. The DUchebag's fable of racism and heroism 1.5/10.
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Are we sure this isn't a mole with a parody? This is one of the most obviously false bouncies I've ever seen.
It's been a long time since I've been in a laundromat but from what I remember, you're about as likely to see four men going to a laundry room together as you are the same four accompanying each other to the rest room.
Cindie
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That is the craziest bouncy I have heard. :diebouncy: :stoner: :mental:
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Are we sure this isn't a mole with a parody? This is one of the most obviously false bouncies I've ever seen.
It's been a long time since I've been in a laundromat but from what I remember, you're about as likely to see four men going to a laundry room together as you are the same four accompanying each other to the rest room.
Cindie
If it was written as parody, it's a good sign of how gullible the DUmbasses are.
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And yeah, we redneck men don't go to the laundromat to do our f'n laundry together; we get our barefooted, pregnant womenfolk to do it for us while we're out mudboggin' while our buddies are shooting every animal they see in the woods from the beds of our truck jammin' to "Sweet Home Alabama".
-5644 bongs.
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Men of CC: remember all those times when you and three of your friends got together to go to the LAUNDROMAT together, dressed in your best Confederate wear?
Neither do I.
Fail, liberal. Huge fail.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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And yeah, we redneck men don't go to the laundromat to do our f'n laundry together; we get our barefooted, pregnant womenfolk to do it for us while we're out mudboggin' while our buddies are shooting every animal they see in the woods from the beds of our truck jammin' to "Sweet Home Alabama".
-5644 bongs.
:rofl:
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Too stupid to comment. Every single one of them ate it up.
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Too stupid to comment. Every single one of them ate it up.
I clicked over earlier and was hoping that one of the usual contrarians would declare it a bouncy. To no avail yet.
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in walked four average-sized white guys in their early 20's, wearing confederate flag t-shirts and other clothing items conveying their worldview, shall we say.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
*cough cough*
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Please, ...... stop! Yer killin' me....
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Freemay20, a DUer, doesn't post here much; I'm sharing this whether he wants me to or not.
Oh.. clap, clap (D)Ummie. Pick a low post (D)Ummie as a witness to your bouncy, knowing the chances of being called out are zip.
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And yeah, we redneck men don't go to the laundromat to do our f'n laundry together; we get our barefooted, pregnant womenfolk to do it for us while we're out mudboggin' while our buddies are shooting every animal they see in the woods from the beds of our truck jammin' to "Sweet Home Alabama".
-5644 bongs.
You forgot the beer swilling.
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This bouncy is as likely as four men going into the restroom together.
Any time that happens, it's DUmp homos, not normal people.
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There are no rednecks in Raleigh, NC.....just limp wristed DUmmie menz and maybe, just maybe, one old black wino.
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The DUmmie Scuba's first post in the thread has a photo that reads: Whenever one person stands up and says, "Wait a minute, this is wrong," it helps other people to do the same.
Funny.
To be DU accurate it should read: Whenever one person stands up and says, "Wait a minute, this is wrong," said person quickly feels the ban-hammer fall.
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This bouncy is HILARIOUS. North Carolina, right? And not one of the "rednecks" had a gun, not even the redneck spokesman? :whatever:
look at her "updates":
(Edit to add that I only mention physical description because I tend to be a very visual person. The physical description of those involved is really a moot point here, imho. Even if freemay20 and the other gentleman had not been physically imposing in any way, and even if the four younger guys HAD been physically imposing, I have a feeling they would have handled this situation in the exact same way.)
uh-huh, but this is a third-hard account and she admits she wasn't even there, so why would it matter that she tends to be a very visual person? :whatever:
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Holy shit, does this one stink. Bouncies like this make me think we should have a DOTY category for worst(best) bouncy.
It's as ridiculous and laughable as Franz Liebkind's musical in The Producers.
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This is the first laundromat bouncy since Pam Dawson's near-death experience with an out-of-control car at a Wichita "laundry mat".
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This is the first laundromat bouncy since Pam Dawson's near-death experience with an out-of-control car at a Wichita "laundry mat".
Back ground, I at 17 was was washing dishes and saw out the window a little 3 year old boy fall into a ditch. I ran out side and pulled him out of the ditch before he drowned and carried him home.
Here began my my life long fascination with cultures other then my own. The mother was a Navajo from Gallip NM, the father a Mexcan 4 generation----He was serving on the SSN Jack at the time a Sub Rider.. Both of them fascinated me. They were both in upper 20ies and I was just a kid.
One has to understand that in my area we at that that time seldom saw anyone that was not a WASP, we had the Catholics but they were strange as the Church service was still done in Latin, for The Protestants the incense and what ever was very strange.
We buried my father in law in a service, Darn he could have been anyone, in Polish and Latin with the old time service of 3 priests, and we had to hunt down his preserved finger he had lost 30 years ago that he kept to go with his remains.
This was all within the European culture so different from my own British and French Canadian background.
The saga of the so called black that were just as mixed in DNA as I was they were just like ME. same hopes, desires and and until LBJ came along doing just fine. 20 years after LBJ, it was difficult to find a semi- black family that was intact, Where had the men and fathers gone to ?
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No cops, no bushes, no conversion, no applause, and most important of all no truth = fail.
This story has more in common with what comes out of the south end of a north-bound bull. :bs:
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20 years after LBJ, it was difficult to find a semi- black family that was intact, Where had the men and fathers gone to ?
The socialist rules of LBJ. Women and kids couldn't get welfare if there is a man living in the household. In a lot of cases, she can get more from the system, than she can working especially with having to pay for child care.
I don't know if it still works that way, but some parts of our society having children without daddy's in the home became a way of life. They also learned that the more kids they had, the more money they got.
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Needs more pickup trucks and applauding bystanders.
Oh, and cowbell.
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Needs more pickup trucks and applauding bystanders.
Oh, and cowbell.
Don't forget:
beer, gunracks, bib overall wearing guys named "Bubba", and dead animal carcasses draped over the hood.
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(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/6a00d8341c630a53ef0134856451fd970c-500wi_zps99105246.jpg) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/6a00d8341c630a53ef0134856451fd970c-500wi_zps99105246.jpg.html)
I got your back, my black friend.
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So, if this happened to another DUmmie and she's "very visual", I can't imagine the grilling the other person got for her to get these kinds of details. Too bad it wasn't recorded on a phone or something.
Cindie
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So, if this happened to another DUmmie and she's "very visual", I can't imagine the grilling the other person got for her to get these kinds of details. Too bad it wasn't recorded on a phone or something.
Cindie
She plays a police investigator on TV.
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bib overall wearing guys named "Bubba",
with no shirt on underneath. Shouldn't some sort of bible be involved, too?
IIRC, onegrassroot actually signed up here a while ago. She should come back and explain herself.