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Title: Taverner wants attention from chicks, has novel approach
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 21, 2013, 05:12:23 PM
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Star Member Taverner (55,359 posts)

We do need a REAL Men's Movement
Not this angry divorcee bullshit, nor women bashing, nor any of these other so called "men's movements..."

But what we need is a way for us men to throw off the chains of patriarchy. For the record, women aren't the only ones ****ed over by these stale remnants of Paters Familia.

And guess what? When we have a real movement we'll know it because women will help us throw off our chains.

Men should hate patriarchy as much as women do. Patriarchy is why custody hearings are biased. Patriarchy is why men get asked first, and women as an afterthought. Patriarchy is why the advertising industry wants all of us men to be James Bond.

"Why, that's just faggy enough to WORK!" (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023896176)

Kregel, dude, try harder. Seriously. Your self-deprecation is really self-defecation. Anyone with a brain can see you're patronizing the womenfolk in hopes to see a few ta-tas in your mailbox before the night is through.
Jerkweed.

What YOU need is a movement to throw off the chains of your drug addiction, Kregel.
Title: Re: Taverner wants attention from chicks, has novel approach
Post by: franksolich on October 21, 2013, 05:18:17 PM
What YOU need is a movement to throw off the chains of your drug addiction, Kregel.

Ain't that the truth, but he'll be dead and buried before that happens.

By the way, shouldn't the Taverner primitive be too preoccupied with his father's affairs, to be hanging around Skins's island?  Where's his sense of priorities?
Title: Re: Taverner wants attention from chicks, has novel approach
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 21, 2013, 05:21:41 PM
Ain't that the truth, but he'll be dead and buried before that happens.

By the way, shouldn't the Taverner primitive be too preoccupied with his father's affairs, to be hanging around Skins's island?  Where's his sense of priorities?

     I firmly believe that Kregel's two priorities in life are to secure drugs and p***y, Coach, and when he's flush with either, family and responsibility may interfere. When one is low, all else falls by the wayside
until his forearm and johnson have been serviced.
Title: Re: Taverner wants attention from chicks, has novel approach
Post by: NHSparky on October 21, 2013, 05:24:06 PM
Tav--throw yourself in front of a BART train.  That'll get their attention, bro.
Title: Re: Taverner wants attention from chicks, has novel approach
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 21, 2013, 06:47:54 PM
Isn't that an odd subject to think of when your father's allegedly on his deathbed?

And besides, what's wrong with patriarchy? It's a fundamental basis for civilization.
Title: Re: Taverner wants attention from chicks, has novel approach
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 21, 2013, 07:11:24 PM
Women do not want a male woman...they want a man. Its genetic.
Only liberals seem threatened by manhood.

Ya want a gal, Tav? Cut the drugs and get a job!

But I think Tav is beyond any kind of relationship now. He's going to OD eventually and he knows it.
But know this. Being a woos won't even get you casual sex. Too bad Occupy is gone. Tav missed out big time. Nothing brings out the passion in a gal, like a pile of poop 10 feet from your tent. Where else are you gonna find a willing gal who hasn't bathed in a month? Where else will a line like, "Hey baby, wanna catch scabbies from me?" ever work again?

Tav, you missed out on all that free food prepared by unwashed hands. Your music might have been appreciated.
You will never get to uptwinkles anyone again, Tav.
--it was your big chance in life, and you missed it.
Title: Re: Taverner wants attention from chicks, has novel approach
Post by: USA4ME on October 21, 2013, 07:17:19 PM
Tavs, just go ahead and bite it off already.

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Title: Re: Taverner wants attention from chicks, has novel approach
Post by: MoshMasterD on October 21, 2013, 11:30:49 PM
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Throd (3,908 posts)
2. There is a small group of bullies here who think they own the issue. They'll be here soon enough.


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Title: Re: Taverner wants attention from chicks, has novel approach
Post by: dutch508 on October 21, 2013, 11:40:57 PM
My dad was mean to me...

 :bawl:
Title: Re: Taverner wants attention from chicks, has novel approach
Post by: dandi on October 22, 2013, 12:08:07 AM
 :clap:


Glad to see someone's giving Mr. Dorkio a challenge in the "I Have A Vagina Too!" competition.
Title: Re: Taverner wants attention from chicks, has novel approach
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 22, 2013, 04:35:47 AM
Women do not want a male woman...they want a man. Its genetic.
Only liberals seem threatened by manhood.

Ya want a gal, Tav? Cut the drugs and get a job!

But I think Tav is beyond any kind of relationship now. He's going to OD eventually and he knows it.
But know this. Being a woos won't even get you casual sex. Too bad Occupy is gone. Tav missed out big time. Nothing brings out the passion in a gal, like a pile of poop 10 feet from your tent. Where else are you gonna find a willing gal who hasn't bathed in a month? Where else will a line like, "Hey baby, wanna catch scabbies from me?" ever work again?

Tav, you missed out on all that free food prepared by unwashed hands. Your music might have been appreciated.
You will never get to uptwinkles anyone again, Tav.
--it was your big chance in life, and you missed it.

Couldn't have said it better myself; H5 duly given. :clap: :bow:
Title: Re: Taverner wants attention from chicks, has novel approach
Post by: Big Dog on October 22, 2013, 07:10:13 AM
:clap:


Glad to see someone's giving Mr. Dorkio a challenge in the "I Have A Vagina Too!" competition.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c[/youtube]
Title: Re: Taverner wants attention from chicks, has novel approach
Post by: Karin on October 22, 2013, 07:43:02 AM
Kregel's got two little kids.  Well, they're not so little anymore.  He wants to throw off his chains of patriarchy, because that's way too much responsibility.  He couches it in 1960's style womyn's lib talk, but it's obvious.  Being a man is too much work, not enough play/stoner time.  He wants to make abdication of it sound soooo noble, as if he's doing someone a favor.  Asshat.
Title: Re: Taverner wants attention from chicks, has novel approach
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 22, 2013, 08:08:41 AM
If he's doing this to curry favor with what passes for women over there, he must have blown all his drug money this month before he got around to buying the Rufinol.
Title: Re: Taverner wants attention from chicks, has novel approach
Post by: Carl on October 22, 2013, 08:57:59 AM
You know what is hilarious Tav...I have been acquainted with a few very leftist women and you will never meet a more entitled and less desirous of "equality" bunch then they are when it comes to being with a man.
Title: Re: Taverner wants attention from chicks, has novel approach
Post by: Skul on October 22, 2013, 10:22:23 AM
Wandered over, a few minutes ago.
They're still at it, trying to out-woman each other. :gay2:
Kind of sad....expected, but, sad.

You know what is hilarious Tav...I have been acquainted with a few very leftist women and you will never meet a more entitled and less desirous of "equality" bunch then they are when it comes to being with a man.
I've seen a few of those too, Carl.  I wouldn't take one to a dog fight.