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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on October 17, 2013, 08:47:02 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023874753
Thu Oct 17, 2013, 07:39 PM
bbernardini (9,307 posts)
Look at what a cowardly right-wing a**hole put under my wiper at Target tonight.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this really does happen. How desperately sad must this person's life be that they carry around copies of this in their car, waiting for just the right moment? The funny thing is, when I saw the stickers on their car (anti-ACA, etc.), I was afraid I might come out of the store to find my Obama magnet gone. Of course, this person was too cowardly to wait around to discuss it with me.
(http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n65/bbernardini/IMG_20131017_181455_zps1be40742.jpg)
:rotf:
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:nelson:
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How desperately sad must this person's life be that they carry around copies of this in their car, waiting for just the right moment?
Almost as sad as people making up conversion stories complete with adoring spectators and posting them online.
Oh, wait...
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Almost as sad as people making up conversion stories complete with adoring spectators and posting them online.
Oh, wait...
At least these signs are actually amusing. :rofl:
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Almost as sad as people making up conversion stories complete with adoring spectators and posting them online.
Oh, wait...
Or vandalizing cars with Bush 2004 stickers on them...well worst than that.
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Or vandalizing cars with Bush 2004 stickers on them...well worst than that.
Or Cheney 2016 stickers.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure, sure.
That note looks like someone grabbed a piece of scratch paper out of the glove compartment and hand-scrawled it.
The primitives need to give up this old lie; one of these days, such a thing might really happen, but nobody's going to believe it, because the primitives have lied so much and so long about things like this.
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How quick they forget how they left notes on cars with Bush stickers, how they wrote impeach Bush on dollar bills, and how they put liberal books inside dust jackets of conservative books at book stores.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure, sure.
That note looks like someone grabbed a piece of scratch paper out of the glove compartment and hand-scrawled it.
The primitives need to give up this old lie; one of these days, such a thing might really happen, but nobody's going to believe it, because the primitives have lied so much and so long about things like this.
Just like the boy who cried WOLF. Or the DUmmie who cried COP IN THE BUSHES.
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bbernardini (9,307 posts)
The funny thing is, when I saw the stickers on their car (anti-ACA, etc.), I was afraid I might come out of the store to find my Obama magnet gone.
:whatever:
How do you know it was the car of the one who placed the accurate advise on yours? And how does seeing the stickers on another car translate into them taking your stupid magnet?
Of course, this person was too cowardly to wait around to discuss it with me.
Oh please, no one is scared of you whack jobs. Of course, you make these claims while safely tucked away behind the protection provided for you on Skin's island. Coward.
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Nice font you used there, (D)Ummie. What's it called, Liberal (D)oUche Sans Serif?
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:whatever:
How do you know it was the car of the one who placed the accurate advise on yours? And how does seeing the stickers on another car translate into them taking your stupid magnet?
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I don't think the magnet was taken, DUmmie was just lamenting that it was a wonder it wasn't.
Don't worry, DUmmie, no Tea Party Rethuglican will touch your precious magnet. We wouldn't soil our hands in that manner.
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I believe the DUmmie's story. I have seen pads of these Post-It notes available for sale on some conservative websites. They're funny as all getout, and it (obviously) got the desired effect.
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I believe it too, BSS. Thanks for sharing, bbernardini, it made me laugh.
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That. Was. AWESOME!!!
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I don't think the magnet was taken, DUmmie was just lamenting that it was a wonder it wasn't.
Oh yeah, I got that. Maybe the idiot just worded it wrong, because given how he said it sounds like he was afraid that when he *would* come out of the store he would find his magnet gone (I was afraid I might come out of the store to find my Obama magnet gone.). He had already come out of the store, so why say you "might come out of the store to find" when you've already come out of the store? Makes no sense.
If he felt that way at the moment he read the note, he should have said "The funny thing is, when I saw the stickers on their car (anti-ACA, etc.), I was afraid I might walk to the back of my car to find my Obama magnet gone."
Figures the stupid primitive can't even word his own story correctly.
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Forget placing it under the windshield wiper, the only way to get through to them it to slap it between their mongoloid eyes.
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Where do you get that font?
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Not enough Comic Sans.
Looks like Bradley Hand ITC in Microsoft Word.
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How quick they forget how they left notes on cars with Bush stickers, how they wrote impeach Bush on dollar bills, and how they put liberal books inside dust jackets of conservative books at book stores.
I remember when these clowns thought they were so clever carrying around enlistment forms for "just the right moment".
Link to the past (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3962998)
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Oh I long for the day when I spot a DemocraticUnderground bumpersticker in a mall parking lot. I won't go into details but let's just say that the owner of said vehicle will not be pleased and will probably have to get a ride home from a tow truck operator.
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Obviously a mole who found a very clever way of insulting DUmmies to their faces.
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Oh I long for the day when I spot a DemocraticUnderground bumpersticker in a mall parking lot. I won't go into details but let's just say that the owner of said vehicle will not be pleased and will probably have to get a ride home from a tow truck operator.
Really?
Why?
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It's funny regardless of political leanings.
Suck it up, DUmpmonkies.
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Really?
Why?
Yeah, really, WHY?
Isn't having a DUmbass sticker like that on you car punishment enough? It's almost like having a flashing neon sign on you car's roof that reads: "Hey, I'm a DUmbass!" :rotf:
Besides, have you seen the average DUmmie's car? Bumper stickers not only serve as paint, but Bondo, duct tape, and bailing wire substitutes that hold their POS mobiles together! :rotf:
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Oh I long for the day when I spot a DemocraticUnderground bumpersticker in a mall parking lot. I won't go into details but let's just say that the owner of said vehicle will not be pleased and will probably have to get a ride home from a tow truck operator.
I'm sure you do.
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Oh I long for the day when I spot a DemocraticUnderground bumpersticker in a mall parking lot. I won't go into details but let's just say that the owner of said vehicle will not be pleased and will probably have to get a ride home from a tow truck operator.
(http://imageshack.com/a/img401/8581/k34f.jpg)
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Oh I long for the day when I spot a DemocraticUnderground bumpersticker in a mall parking lot. I won't go into details but let's just say that the owner of said vehicle will not be pleased and will probably have to get a ride home from a tow truck operator.
(http://imageshack.com/a/img5/9730/obhj.jpg)
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For some reason, I can't take the credibility of this DUmmie too seriously if he's trying to imply that "Tea-hadists" are responsible for this note using Sillynannie DUmmie type girly-cue font.
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If I ever see a sticker for DU again (I do recall seeing one once, somewhere), I will introduce myself and ask for their username, and then give them the username of one of my moles.
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If I ever see someone with a bumper sticker for democrat underground I will try to get their attention and have some sort of confrontation with them and then I'll run home and wait for them to post a bouncy about how they put me in my place and sent me stomping off red-faced and muttering.
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Here's one for our Texas peeps:
hobbit709 (28,395 posts)
My latest bumper sticker collection on my truck. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023895091)
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/hobbit709/DSCN0232.jpg)
The DUmmy refused to blur out his license plate, despite warnings from his fellow DUmmies, so I consider this picture fair game.
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Response to hobbit709 (Reply #3)
Mon Oct 21, 2013, 02:27 PM
pintobean (10,225 posts)
6. You should.
Any right wing nut job who works in law enforcement can get all the info that's connected to your plates. Ask some of the DUers who have been stalked by rw nutcase sites how that might go for you.
What's this "rw nutcase site"? Are they talking about FR?
The photoshop work on that truck is awful. It's so bad I suspect Doug Bulna was involved.
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Response to hobbit709 (Reply #3)
Mon Oct 21, 2013, 02:27 PM
pintobean (10,225 posts)
6. You should.
Any right wing nut job who works in law enforcement can get all the info that's connected to your plates. Ask some of the DUers who have been stalked by rw nutcase sites how that might go for you.
Actually, anyone with access to Google and Photobucket can learn the moron's full name and city within seconds. Law enforcement not required.
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DUmmy pintobean isn't all bad.
He's a leader in the pack of bullies who keep nipping at nadin's heels.
Z-man, Sid, and this DUmbass have provided a lot of laughs.
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DUmmy pintobean isn't all bad.
He's a leader in the pack of bullies who keep nipping at nadin's heels.
Z-man, Sid, and this DUmbass have provided a lot of laughs.
Dreamer Tatum has also provided an occasional chuckle, I daresay.
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Where's his vote for Neckbeard sign ?