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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 17, 2013, 10:31:11 AM
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Almost clever but for the peculiar framing:
paulbibeau (346 posts)
A Message To Republicans From Lord Humungus
There has been too much violence, too much pain. It is time for us to end it. You can not fight me and the other Democrats; We are too powerful. You will not get away. Look around you! Where can you go? How can you possibly escape?
But I come to you from the office of Harry Reid. I come with an honorable compromise. Bring us the one you call Ted Cruz. He has harmed my people, and I want his skull to bejewel and fill with the wine of victory.
Ted Cruz has betrayed you and led you into this terrible predicament! God has delivered him into my hand for his many transgressions. Ted Cruz has raised a force of extremists among your ranks, and they have broken your support in the polls with their wild ramblings. He and his kind have snatched the White House from you and many other prizes. Send him unto me that I may have his head, and then he will no longer trouble you.
You are crushed and beaten. You cower in your think tanks and your cloakrooms, but you can not hold out there forever. Fear is my ally. The fear of electing people who don't believe in evolution and take their social policy from the bad parts of the Bible. This fear will allow my dogs of war to sweep into every seat and every statehouse eventually. It is only a matter of time.
Give me the one you call Cruz! Give him to me, and I will give you safe passage through the wastelands. You can still flourish in gerrymandered parts of Georgia and Mississippi. You can still find a home in northern Florida. You will not perish there.
Read the Rest:
http://paulbibeau.blogspot.com/2013/10/a-message-to-republicans-from-lord.html#.Ul_s7BXD8cA
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023870264
Okay then. Let's run with this.
Seen here, right to left: Harry Reid (D - Nevada) and Lindsey Graham (R - Vichy) prepare a compromise offer to the budget crisis
(http://www.madmaxmovies.com/making/madmax2/images/MundiMundi/WezFaceoff.jpg)
(http://stuntrev.com/stuntawards/roadwarrior/warrior.jpg)
Above: Nancy Pelosi returns from conference committee.
Meanwhile, Sarah Palin prepares her rebuttal:
(http://ilarge.listal.com/image/4958961/968full-the-road-warrior-screenshot.jpg)
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Once more proving that a DUmbass never matures in any way except physically past toddler stage.
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That had to have been some really, really, bad weed, DUde.
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Once more proving that a DUmbass never matures in any way except physically past toddler stage.
Bunch of whiny crybabies. Always throwing epic tantrums.
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3514120/little-brat-o.gif)
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I read a couple of his other parodies. He's actually a pretty good writer.
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Dear DUmmies,
How many times do you mouth-breathing sister-****ers have to be told DO NOT TAKE THE BROWN ACID???
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Dear DUmmies,
How many times do you mouth-breathing sister-****ers have to be told DO NOT TAKE THE BROWN ACID???
Huh?....did Obamacare pay for his brothers sex change operation or something?
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Wait, didn't all the bad guys die in the end? It's been a while since I've seen Mad Max.
I could like this meme...
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Wait, didn't all the bad guys die in the end? It's been a while since I've seen Mad Max.
I could like this meme...
Most of them. In the end, Max led them on a wild goose chase with a decoy tanker filled with sand, while the rest of those people got away to safety. The leader did die though, I believe.
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Wait, didn't all the bad guys die in the end? It's been a while since I've seen Mad Max.
I could like this meme...
I just read one he wrote about Ayn Rand and Ron Hubbard as a couple.... :rofl:
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I think "almost clever" was a little generous, Snugs.
Funny, I don't feel cowered and beaten. Full steam ahead with obozocare!
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Hey. how'd "Road Warrior" turn out for the biker scum? Refresh my memory, if you would, there, Mr. 346 posts, please...?
:popcorn:
PS - Karin, love the new avatar!
:cheersmate:
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Who is the Lord Humungous?
King Hussein?
Dingy Harry?
Paul Bibbo himself?
This is the kind of writing I would expect to see at the East County PennySaver.
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"I come from the office of Harry Reid..." :rofl: what an embarrassment.
This is what happens when DUmmies try to be creative or funny... they turn out slop like this or Pineapple Head's pathetic light-bulb joke.
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DU's new meme: We're post-apocalyptic wasteland gay rapist biker savages!!!
Aside from the gay part, and the raping part, I'm your huckleberry, DUmmies. I'll see you in the Forbidden Zone.
:confused:
Wait a minute.
:confused:
Are the DUmmies supposed to be the post-apocalyptic wasteland gay rapist biker savages?
:confused:
Maybe CalPeg, I guess.
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Aside from the gay part, and the raping part, I'm your huckleberry, DUmmies. I'll see you in the Forbidden Zone.
:confused:
Wait a minute.
:confused:
Are the DUmmies supposed to be the post-apocalyptic wasteland gay rapist biker savages?
:confused:
Maybe CalPeg, I guess.
STOP IT! You're trying to make sense of the senseless.
The only thing that will accomplish is giving yourself a migraine at best, or at worst, a brain aneurysm.
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Aside from the gay part, and the raping part, I'm your huckleberry, DUmmies. I'll see you in the Forbidden Zone.
:confused:
Wait a minute.
:confused:
Are the DUmmies supposed to be the post-apocalyptic wasteland gay rapist biker savages?
:confused:
Maybe CalPeg, I guess.
Well, gay rapist savages, anyway . . .
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I want to be The Toecutter!
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Ted Cruz has betrayed you and led you into this terrible predicament! God has delivered him into my hand for his many transgressions. Ted Cruz has raised a force of extremists among your ranks, and they have broken your support in the polls with their wild ramblings. He and his kind have snatched the White House from you and many other prizes. Send him unto me that I may have his head, and then he will no longer trouble you.
He does not "Trouble us now" matter of fact I am PROUD OF MY SENATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are crushed and beaten. You cower in your think tanks and your cloakrooms, but you can not hold out there forever. Fear is my ally. The fear of electing people who don't believe in evolution and take their social policy from the bad parts of the Bible. This fear will allow my dogs of war to sweep into every seat and every statehouse eventually. It is only a matter of time.
Please bring it cause I am really tired of your side teasing. Oh and by the way I am in no way in "Fear of you" you are a douche!
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Ummm, so the DUmbasses think they're Lord Humongous and that Ted Cruz is the Road Warrior? I think I can deal with that since Lord Humongous ended up dying in a fiery crash, killed by Max.
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I want to be The Toecutter!
Re-think that. Toecutter gets pulverized by a giant semi. You sure? :-)
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Seriously?
Cindie
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Re-think that. Toecutter gets pulverized by a giant semi. You sure? :-)
Yeah, but what a cool name!