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Title: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: beefeater on October 16, 2013, 03:51:43 PM: He's alive (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023862485#post5)

Remote Control Doug makes a brief appearance.

Gets 350+ views, not much response, no atta boys. nobody seems to care.

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Wed Oct 16, 2013, 09:54 AM
Star Member DainBramaged (39,118 posts)

CAVE

*bunch of pictures he copy and pasted from the 'net here*

How good it feels!

5 replies, 352 views

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)Wed Oct 16, 2013, 10:34 AM
KoKo (72,464 posts)
5. Good to see you DB!

Was wondering if things were okay with you or you were just taking a break from here for a bit.

Love the Clowns! Well...let's say the way you dressed them up.

CAVE! Backatcha Dougie.
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: dutch508 on October 16, 2013, 03:55:47 PM: Kinda teh Ghey, Dougie.
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 16, 2013, 03:59:29 PM: The clown in the helmet on a girls bicycle was the best one....oh, it wasn't in that bunch of pictures. Sorry.
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: Chris_ on October 16, 2013, 04:05:15 PM: Quote
Wed Oct 16, 2013, 09:54 AM
Star Member DainBramaged (39,118 posts)

CAVE
tease :mad:
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: wasp69 on October 16, 2013, 04:13:23 PM: Hiya, Doug! How's the job search going?
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 16, 2013, 04:20:54 PM: Quote from: wasp69 on October 16, 2013, 04:13:23 PM
Hiya, Doug! How's the job search going?
I think he's hinting around that he found a job as a clown.....going to stand out front of Chevrolet dealerships to attract customers.
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 16, 2013, 04:21:48 PM: UNEMPLOYED!

(INSERT PIC OF DB HERE)
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: wasp69 on October 16, 2013, 04:25:50 PM: Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 16, 2013, 04:21:48 PM
UNEMPLOYED!

(INSERT PIC OF DB HERE)

(http://www.geekation.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Geekation_DiabeetusCat.jpg)
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: Delmar on October 16, 2013, 04:43:44 PM: Quote
Wed Oct 16, 2013, 12:54 PM
DainBramaged (39,118 posts)

CAVE

How good it feels!
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsI-DB-25e8[/youtube]
He may be laughing and putting on a brave face but we know he's crying on the inside.
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: USA4ME on October 16, 2013, 05:19:25 PM: Only 5 responses. He's been reduced to less than zero.

Hey DB, keep it up and you ain't seen nothing yet. Understand?

.
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 16, 2013, 05:19:46 PM: Quote from: wasp69 on October 16, 2013, 04:25:50 PM
(http://www.geekation.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Geekation_DiabeetusCat.jpg)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi5:
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: Splashdown on October 16, 2013, 05:21:15 PM: The chances are ...remote... that he'll be able to ...control... himself.
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: jukin on October 16, 2013, 05:26:36 PM: Thanks for the shout out Doug!

No that he is unemployed Doug Bulna will be at the mercy of the cACA bill. Can't wait to hear how he likes a $6000/yr premium, $8000/yr deductible, and a $50 copay if and when he might get to see a doc.
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 16, 2013, 05:27:57 PM: So Doug Bulna, Gearhart Chevrolet's computer whiz, has spent his idle time for the past six weeks learning how to edit some photos.

His computer skill shows through clearly in the quality of this photo work.

To maintain DUmp cred, the DUmbasses can't give any indication they're aware of Doug's TV remote calamity, nor can they comment on his crude photoshop efforts.

He reminds me of that Swamp Rat DUmmy, who used to get DUmp raves for his skill in touching up photos to turn people's skin green.

Swamp Rat and Doug are as skilled at photo editing as the CalPig is at poetry.

(Wilford Brimley is a Men's Health model compared with Doug. He may have diabeedus, but he's also got two eyes, no ponytail, and a job.)
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: dutch508 on October 16, 2013, 05:29:08 PM: [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeKEzcU8DaY[/youtube]

:yahoo:
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: beefeater on October 16, 2013, 05:38:32 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 16, 2013, 05:27:57 PM
So Doug Bulna, Gearhart Chevrolet's computer whiz, has spent his idle time for the past six weeks learning how to edit some photos.

His computer skill shows through clearly in the quality of this photo work.

Actually every one of those photos were copied and pasted from other internet sites.

Dougie didn't do a damned thing, as usual.
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: franksolich on October 16, 2013, 05:51:23 PM: Not good enough, walrus-face.

From a comment I posted this morning, circa 8:00 a.m.:

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.....I decided that if he doesn't show up on Skins's island to explain and apologize to his fellow primitives by Thanksgiving, one might as well declare him presumably dead, most likely from an apoplexic stroke striking him down when he was compelled to listen to an opinion that disagreed with his.....
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: beefeater on October 16, 2013, 06:31:06 PM: Quote from: franksolich on October 16, 2013, 05:51:23 PM
Not good enough, walrus-face.

IDK Frank. RC Doug has made a few appearances lately but the DUmp seems to be ignoring him for the most part.

Even when they do their "starking" threads his name doesn't come up like Andy, who you murdered, or Amber, who apparently this site has reported to the bureau of Indian affairs or something, or any of the rest of them that are being aggressively tracked.

No, Dougie reminds me of those Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom TV shows where a pack of Hyenas is shown gnawing on a Wildebeest while the rest of the herd is nervously grazing a few yards away thankful that it wasn't them this time.

(http://images.cpcache.com/merchandise/514_400x400_NoPeel.jpg?region=name:FrontCenter,id:65941035,w:16)

^^^Sorry Doug^^^
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: Skul on October 16, 2013, 06:52:47 PM: That's it??
Jeez, how juvenile. :banghead:
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: Gern on October 16, 2013, 06:57:52 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 16, 2013, 05:27:57 PM
So Doug Bulna, Gearhart Chevrolet's computer whiz, has spent his idle time for the past six weeks learning how to edit some photos.

His computer skill shows through clearly in the quality of this photo work.

Indeed. Almost as lame as "Swamp Rat" from a few years ago--where every photo was the same; some republican with green skin, red eyes, and black background and crude white clipart steam or arrows coming out of their nose, eyes, or whatever.

It's like those were the only palettes he knew how to find in photoshop. Very unoriginal.

Come to think of it, I haven't seen any trace of that nimrod in years...Wonder what happened to him?
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: franksolich on October 16, 2013, 07:00:47 PM: Quote from: beefeater on October 16, 2013, 06:31:06 PM
IDK Frank. RC Doug has made a few appearances lately but the DUmp seems to be ignoring him for the most part.

I have no doubt walrus-face has been "personal messaging" with some of his pals on Skins's island, telling them what happened and how it's going, but I'm not feeling left out.

Primitives leak like a sieve; I'm sure we'll know sooner or later.

<<<has time, willing to wait.
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: franksolich on October 16, 2013, 07:23:57 PM: (http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/county%20fair/db1016a_zpscf0cb672.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/county%20fair/db1016a_zpscf0cb672.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/county%20fair/db1016b_zpsba6d9470.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/county%20fair/db1016b_zpsba6d9470.jpg.html)
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: Gern on October 16, 2013, 09:00:04 PM: Quote from: franksolich on October 16, 2013, 07:23:57 PM
(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/county%20fair/db1016a_zpscf0cb672.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/county%20fair/db1016a_zpscf0cb672.jpg.html)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/county%20fair/db1016b_zpsba6d9470.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/county%20fair/db1016b_zpsba6d9470.jpg.html)

Ouch..

That's gotta hurt any background check by potential employers!
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 16, 2013, 09:19:40 PM: DainBramaged returns to DU to hear crickets. Who is DainBramaged?

How is stealing the remote from your workplace working out? Was it worth it?
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: SarasotaRepub on October 16, 2013, 09:58:39 PM: Another sighting!!! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023867688#post18)

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Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #6)

Wed Oct 16, 2013, 10:46 PM

DainBramaged (39,121 posts)

18. ThEY ARE EVERYWHERE
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: franksolich on October 16, 2013, 10:06:47 PM: Quote from: SarasotaRepub on October 16, 2013, 09:58:39 PM
Another sighting!!! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023867688#post18)

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DainBramaged (39,121 posts) Wed Oct 16, 2013, 10:46 PM

18. ThEY ARE EVERYWHERE

Hmmmm.

Must be a reference to all the mechanics and salesmen at an automotive dealership in urban northern New Jersey who check on Tucker's and GOBUCKS' threads here in the DUmpster every day.
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: Purple Sage on October 16, 2013, 10:13:38 PM: Quote from: Gern on October 16, 2013, 09:00:04 PM
Ouch..

That's gotta hurt any background check by potential employers!

Like his own Jizz thing wasn't enough? I wouldn't have hired Doug Bulna aka DainBramaged of Gearhart Chevrolet BEFORE CC found him. Ewww! :jerkit:
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: Karin on October 17, 2013, 08:15:22 AM: I'm pissed because all the cavers' avatars show up on Doug Bulna's google images page, except mine. WTF. :rant:

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Response to DainBramaged (Original post)
Wed Oct 16, 2013, 01:01 PM
Mojorabbit (14,475 posts)
3. I love these but I am still unhappy that we are

agreeing to the stricter income investigations for people applying for the ACA. It will just slow it down and it is slow enough as it is. We should not have had to give them anything.

Oh did that go through? Oh my God, more cluster****. This should be rich.

"Give them anything?" This is your law, DUmbass. Your preezy's law.
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: Purple Sage on November 01, 2013, 10:52:22 AM: Quote from: Purple Sage on October 16, 2013, 10:13:38 PM
Like his own Jizz thing wasn't enough? I wouldn't have hired Doug Bulna aka DainBramaged of Gearhart Chevrolet BEFORE CC found him. Ewww! :jerkit:

Can you imagine finding this picture

Doug Douglas C. Bulna (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large)
(http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large)
when searching for Douglas C. Bulna, Doug Bulna, or Douglas Bulna? The man desperately needs some serious life skills training! I sincerely hopes he gets the help he needs. :o
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: wasp69 on November 01, 2013, 11:59:24 AM: Quote from: Purple Sage on November 01, 2013, 10:52:22 AM
Can you imagine finding this picture

Doug Douglas C. Bulna (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large)
(http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large)
when searching for Douglas C. Bulna, Doug Bulna, or Douglas Bulna? The man desperately needs some serious life skills training! I sincerely hopes he gets the help he needs. :o

You seem to be stuck on DUmbass Doug's "JIZZ" trademark. Why is that?
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: Purple Sage on November 01, 2013, 12:05:33 PM: Quote from: wasp69 on November 01, 2013, 11:59:24 AM
Quote from: Purple Sage on November 01, 2013, 10:52:22 AM
Can you imagine finding this picture

Doug Douglas C. Bulna (http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large)
(http://tsdr.uspto.gov/img/78325173/large)
when searching for Douglas C. Bulna, Doug Bulna, or Douglas Bulna? The man desperately needs some serious life skills training! I sincerely hopes he gets the help he needs. :o
You seem to be stuck on DUmbass Doug's "JIZZ" trademark. Why is that?

Just rank image puerility.
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: wasp69 on November 01, 2013, 04:57:14 PM: Quote from: Purple Sage on November 01, 2013, 12:05:33 PM
Just rank image puerility.

Considering your constant posting of it, you are either way too preoccupied with Doug's "JIZZ", or you are being an ass and spamming threads.

Why not knock it off for a bit and give the joke a rest?
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: Purple Sage on November 04, 2013, 11:57:24 PM: Quote from: wasp69 on November 01, 2013, 04:57:14 PM
Considering your constant posting of it, you are either way too preoccupied with Doug's "JIZZ", or you are being an ass and spamming threads.

Why not knock it off for a bit and give the joke a rest?

None of the above. A google images search of "Douglas C. Bulna" might give you the answer you seek as my last response of "rank image" does not appear to have been adequate.
Title: Re: DainBramaged CAVE
Post by: Airwolf on November 05, 2013, 12:04:27 AM: If that's the best old Dougie can do to get back at people he might as well set himself down and pull the trigger now.