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Title: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 15, 2013, 06:03:31 PM
Election Day in Bellevue Ward 1, and the neckbeard is posting at the DUmp.

Shouldn't he be at campaign headquarters?

Does he have staff making sure the band is set up, the caterer is ready to go with the prime rib, the big balloon drop is ready, party hats and signs for everyone, widescreen monitors in each corner of the ballroom?

It will be interesting to see if even one DUmmy cares enough about Dawes to ask about the election.

So far, no.
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Tue Oct 15, 2013, 06:55 PM
Omaha Steve (36,975 posts)

Wall St Crashed Oct 1929 GOP Crash Oct 2013

Strange the two crashes were both in Oct. I hope the name GOP Crash sticks!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023857139
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 15, 2013, 06:24:25 PM
sad. Steve knows his fate. At least he won't go out like Doug.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: franksolich on October 15, 2013, 07:44:00 PM
Polls close in 17 minutes.

<<<on edge.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Freeper on October 15, 2013, 07:45:00 PM
Polls close in 17 minutes.

<<<on edge.

Me too!
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 15, 2013, 07:46:53 PM
He will do better this time....he will not finish in last place....DUmmie logic says sixth in a 4 man race is not last place.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Splashdown on October 15, 2013, 07:51:23 PM
He will do better this time....he will not finish in last place....DUmmie logic says sixth in a 4 man race is not last place.

He'll be first place among all democrat candidates, probably.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Celtic Rose on October 15, 2013, 08:15:15 PM
Polls have been closed for almost 15 minutes, no results yet.  Once tallied, we will be able to find the election results here (http://sarpy.com/election/).
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: NHSparky on October 15, 2013, 08:19:12 PM
Neckbeard is the only person I know who could race a pregnant woman and come in third.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Chris_ on October 15, 2013, 08:29:18 PM
Bellevue Declares October as White Ribbon Against Pornography Month (http://www.bellevue.net/Home/CityNewsDetail/TabId/105/ArtMID/1532/ArticleID/386/Bellevue-Declares-October-as-White-Ribbon-Against-Pornography-Month.aspx)

Bummer.
Title: Re: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 15, 2013, 08:32:01 PM
I can only image poor Stevie drowning in his tears with a fourth helping of mini-tacos sitting in front of Marta.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Chris_ on October 15, 2013, 08:36:01 PM
For those of your playing along at home.

http://sarpy.com/election/
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: franksolich on October 15, 2013, 08:37:03 PM
For those of your playing along at home.

http://sarpy.com/election/

Obviously the vote-count has low priority, though.

The link to the results isn't live yet.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: franksolich on October 15, 2013, 08:38:18 PM
They're probably waiting for the courthouse janitor to come in for his night shift, to have him count the votes.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Freeper on October 15, 2013, 08:42:11 PM
I'm sure he will win in a landslide.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: franksolich on October 15, 2013, 08:43:27 PM
I'm sure he will win in a landslide.

I'm worried that the big guy, who has access to radio news there, will learn before we, who have to rely upon the internet, do.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: franksolich on October 15, 2013, 08:48:03 PM
Yeah, the votes are probably sitting in big bags stacked in the lobby.

For those who don't know, ballots in Nebraska are like those old SAT tests one took in high school; a piece of paper with little circles, and one darkens the circle of one's choice.  I believe Nebraska was the first state in the union--surely as long ago as the 1960s--to adopt that sort of ballot, so that computers could count the votes.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Chris_ on October 15, 2013, 08:48:26 PM
I'm worried that the big guy, who has access to radio news there, will learn before we, who have to rely upon the internet, do.
The only radio stations I can find in Bellevue are a couple of sports stations.  They only do news every 15 minutes.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: franksolich on October 15, 2013, 08:53:37 PM
The only radio stations I can find in Bellevue are a couple of sports stations.  They only do news every 15 minutes.

But "every 15 minutes" is still a lot quicker than what's happening on the internet.

And I'm sure that if the big guy one won, the radio stations would break in with a special announcement.

I'm afraid the courthouse janitor's going to decide to clean the washrooms before tending to counting the votes, so it may be a long night.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Airwolf on October 15, 2013, 08:56:32 PM
KFAB in Omaha would be the radio station to listen to. It's 1110 AM on the dial or KFAB.com. If he got any votes it wouldn't be enough to matter this time, just like the last.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Freeper on October 15, 2013, 09:05:09 PM
I don't see any threads on DU about this. Kind of sad his fellow moonbats don't even care.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 15, 2013, 09:05:19 PM
For reference, the big guy got 177 votes last time around.

It was a field of four, but their parties were not identified.

This time, it was made clear that the neckbeard is a dem, although still no mention of socialism.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: JakeStyle on October 15, 2013, 09:06:58 PM
UNOFFICIAL FINAL REP  SARPY COUNTY, NEBRASKA
Run Date:10/15/13     Bellevue Ward 1
RUN TIME:09:03 PM     OCTOBER 15, 2013

                                                       VOTES PERCENT

           PRECINCTS COUNTED (OF 4)  .  .  .  .  .         4  100.00
           REGISTERED VOTERS - TOTAL .  .  .  .  .     6,167
           BALLOTS CAST - TOTAL.  .  .  .  .  .  .       959
           VOTER TURNOUT - TOTAL  .  .  .  .  .  .             15.55

          Bellevue City Council Ward 1
          Vote For  1
           Dave Compton  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .       256   26.72
           Steven Carmichael.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .       607   63.36
           Steve Dawes.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .        44    4.59
           Michael Knebel.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .        41    4.28
           WRITE-IN.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .        10    1.04
                   Total .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .       958
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Freeper on October 15, 2013, 09:08:16 PM
He got 44 votes. Only one guy trailed him so he wasn't dead last.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 15, 2013, 09:09:28 PM
He kicked write-in's ass.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 15, 2013, 09:10:27 PM
I caught a strong whiff of Diebold in this election.
Title: Re:
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 15, 2013, 09:14:17 PM
To paraphrase a line from Dennis Miller on Saturday Night Live in 1984 regarding Walter Mondale...Steve Dawes only got 44 votes more than I did, and I didn't even run.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Chris_ on October 15, 2013, 09:16:06 PM
He's going to be crowing about that three-vote win for weeks.  Bank on it.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Freeper on October 15, 2013, 09:16:21 PM
Still no threads from his friends to comfort him.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: JakeStyle on October 15, 2013, 09:25:11 PM
Steve should demand a recount.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: franksolich on October 15, 2013, 09:34:24 PM
For those who don't know, that was the Tea Party Republican who won.

He lost last November to the establishment Republican incumbent, and Compton in this race was the establishment Republican.

The (L) candidate should give up this fantasy about a third party, and become an (R); he's bright, he's articulate, he's got good ideas, but he's going nowhere as a member of a third party.  He really wants the job, and it's a shame he ran behind, of all people, the big guy, but damn it, he has to think.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 15, 2013, 09:37:07 PM
Steve should demand a recount.
Yes. The election page says 959 votes were cast, but only 958 counted.

A coincidence? Hmmm? Au cntrainere!

Diebold's fingerprints are all over this thing.

How could the democrat party, the party of the Presidency, the U.S. Senate, and most of the judiciary, receive only 44 votes in a ward with over six thousand voters?

Forty-four votes? A ham sandwich could break the 100-vote barrier.

Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Big Dog on October 15, 2013, 10:21:40 PM
Forty-four votes? A ham sandwich could break the 100-vote barrier.

Steve ate the sandwich, eliminating the competition.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: BattleHymn on October 15, 2013, 11:38:41 PM
           Dave Compton  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .       256   26.72
           Steven Carmichael.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .       607   63.36
           Steve Dawes.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .          44    4.59
           Michael Knebel.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .           41    4.28
           WRITE-IN.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .            10    1.04     

Was this the order of the names when listed on the ballot?

Steve will just claim that people intended to vote for Steve, but accidentally voted for Steven instead.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: diesel driver on October 16, 2013, 03:18:46 AM
He got 44 votes. Only one guy trailed him so he wasn't dead last.

Actually 2(+)

WRITE-IN got 10 votes.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Tucker on October 16, 2013, 05:42:18 AM
By not finishing last, hopefully this will inspire Socialist Steve Dawes to try, try again until victorious. For those that live in the area, this means a free dinner every election cycle.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: miskie on October 16, 2013, 06:46:32 AM
By not finishing last, hopefully this will inspire Socialist Steve Dawes to try, try again until victorious. For those that live in the area, this means a free dinner every election cycle.


Maybe he should switch it up and serve free taquitos next time.

Because I know there are times when I can't make up my mind if I want Mexican or Chinese - a taquito is the perfect solution !

Alert - the video below may result in cerebral hemorrhaging. You have been warned.

[youtube=420,315]wWLhrHVySgA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Freeper on October 16, 2013, 06:49:43 AM
Was this the order of the names when listed on the ballot?

Steve will just claim that people intended to vote for Steve, but accidentally voted for Steven instead.

Democrats are pretty stupid, they had trouble following an arrow in 2000. So that is possible.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Gern on October 16, 2013, 06:54:29 AM


Alert - the video below may result in cerebral hemorrhaging. You have been warned.

[youtube=420,315]wWLhrHVySgA[/youtube]

!!!!!!!

What the hell was that!?!? 
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Gern on October 16, 2013, 06:55:55 AM
Hmm...4.59% of the vote?

 :nelson:
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Mike220 on October 16, 2013, 06:57:31 AM
By not finishing last, hopefully this will inspire Socialist Steve Dawes to try, try again until victorious. For those that live in the area, this means a free dinner every election cycle.

For the Neckbeard, maybe. I think the reason he can't break through is at these "dinners" he gets the poor schlubs to pay for it via donations, then bellys up to the table and doesn't let anyone else come close.

C'mon Steve. Let others partake. You may break 50 votes next time.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Carl on October 16, 2013, 07:05:41 AM
That is just pitiful.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Freeper on October 16, 2013, 07:19:13 AM
It's kind of sad that this election was ignored by all his moonbat buddies.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Karin on October 16, 2013, 07:21:24 AM
Well, another nailbiter of an election is over.  Time to sweep up the confetti and deflated balloons, drive around and take down the signs like decent people.  Why oh why didn't people want to swap a $10 lower gas bill with a $1000 higher property tax bill??  Why didn't "I am a tax and spend democrat" not resonate with the voters??

Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on October 16, 2013, 07:25:14 AM
That is just pitiful.  :lmao:
On the plus side, he is more popular than write-in candidates Mike Hunt, Connie Lingus and Dick Hertz.

Good job Steve.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 16, 2013, 07:26:58 AM
Hmm...4.59% of the vote?

 :nelson:

...and that was after counting the deadvoters, the multivoters, the not registered voters and his own 13 ballots.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: hillneck on October 16, 2013, 07:34:29 AM
Alert - the video below may result in cerebral hemorrhaging. You have been warned.

[youtube=420,315]wWLhrHVySgA[/youtube]


I should have taken the warning. 
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: USA4ME on October 16, 2013, 07:37:24 AM
By not finishing last, hopefully this will inspire Socialist Steve Dawes to try, try again until victorious.

But will the neckbeard primitive do the right thing this time and ask franksolich to run his campaign? The neckbeard primitive would have to do everything frank ordered him to do. No swerving from course would be permitted.

Or if asked, would frank even accept? If I were frank I wouldn't. Yes, frank is a nice guy, one of the nicest people you'd ever want to meet. And most certainly frank would set aside differences to help a fellow Nebraskian who, by all appearances, needs help. But the neckbeard primitive has already shunned frank's kind offer twice, and his two feeble runs have left him as nothing but damaged goods. And frank may be good, but let's face it, frank is no miracle worker. At this point, setting him down the road to possibly repair his shattered reputation is all frank could really do for the boy.

Ah, what could have been if only he had taken frank up on his first offer.

.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on October 16, 2013, 07:46:13 AM
This year, he got 44 votes.

Last year, he got 173 votes.

If the trend continues, the write-in might beat him next year.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: SarasotaRepub on October 16, 2013, 08:12:21 AM
I wonder if nadin will do a story on Steve???  :loser:
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 16, 2013, 08:14:24 AM
This year, he got 44 votes.

Last year, he got 173 votes.

If the trend continues, the write-in might beat him next year.
Thank God for write-in.....without him this could have been embarrassing.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Skul on October 16, 2013, 08:51:07 AM
Four of the write-ins just spelled Knebel wrong. They wrote it Knebbel, thinking the one on the ballot was a different person.
Steve-o ought to shave his neck so he isn't pointed out in public.


edit to mention, he did post a thread in the DUmp, this morning.  No mention of his staggering loss.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023860074
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 16, 2013, 11:25:56 AM
This year, he got 44 votes.

Last year, he got 173 votes.

If the trend continues, the write-in might beat him next year.

The neckbeard has staffers out in the field as we speak, working to identify and interview the 129 voters who jumped off the Dawes bandwagon.

If he'd been able to hold onto those 173 votes, he would have finished a solid third instead of a distant third.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Splashdown on October 16, 2013, 12:50:22 PM
I'm dismayed by two things:

1. He managed to find 42 people to vote for him besides himself and his wife.

2. He didn't come in dead last. This is a staggering victory for him.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: NHSparky on October 16, 2013, 01:04:24 PM
I'm dismayed by two things:

1. He managed to find 42 people to vote for him besides himself and his wife.

2. He didn't come in dead last. This is a staggering victory for him.

No, the fact that he only avoided finishing behind the loopy Libertarian by three votes should be a source of great shame.

But DUmmies have no shame.  Mini-tacos, anyone?
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 16, 2013, 01:30:58 PM
Mini-tacos, anyone?

(http://www.joseole.com/upload/files/00/00/10.jpg)
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: wasp69 on October 16, 2013, 06:01:21 PM
For those who don't know, that was the Tea Party Republican who won.

He lost last November to the establishment Republican incumbent, and Compton in this race was the establishment.

I think this is the biggest story.  Chief Sweaty Pits should have this drummed into his considerably large backside every day of his remaining, worthless life.  If he could not beat an extremist teahadi, in this era of caving RINOs, at this low ebb of conservatism, then he should be exiled and never heard from again.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Big Dog on October 16, 2013, 06:03:29 PM
I'm dismayed by two things:

1. He managed to find 42 people to vote for him besides himself and his wife.

2. He didn't come in dead last. This is a staggering victory for him.

There is no evidence that Marta voted for him.

I imagine she's getting tired of paying the credit card bills for those damned yard signs, every time Steve runs for office.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: franksolich on October 16, 2013, 06:14:28 PM
I think this is the biggest story.  Chief Sweaty Pits should have this drummed into his considerably large backside every day of his remaining, worthless life.  If he could not beat an extremist teahadi, in this era of caving RINOs, at this low ebb of conservatism, then he should be exiled and never heard from again.

Yeah, it is.

I consider myself an "establishment Republican," but I have no problem with the Tea Party starting to dominate; more power to them.  After all, this is what the people want, and so establishment Republicans need to take heed.

What many probably don't know is that Bellevue is a bastion of establishment Republicans; this guy lost, big time, to the incumbent the last time, and it wasn't just because the incumbent was, well, the incumbent.

The tide's rising, and establishment Republicans had better note it, so as to get a ride on the same tide.
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: miskie on October 16, 2013, 06:34:06 PM
The bottom line is that without the help of 'The Friends of Steve Dawes', Steve Dawes actually lost votes.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: formerlurker on December 07, 2013, 05:33:11 PM
The bottom line is that without the help of 'The Friends of Steve Dawes', Steve Dawes actually lost votes.  :rotf:

 :rotf:

Only 44 votes and his platform was establishing a restaurant tax to soak the saps who frequent Bellevue's fine eateries.... how did he go wrong? 

How much did the misfits kick in this time?
Title: Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
Post by: Tucker on December 07, 2013, 05:46:32 PM
:rotf:

Only 44 votes and his platform was establishing a restaurant tax to soak the saps who frequent Bellevue's fine eateries.... how did he go wrong? 

How much did the misfits kick in this time?

Not enough to buy a single mini taco if they were three for a dollar