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Title: "Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 10, 2013, 06:33:40 PM
New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 10-10-13 ("Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie) (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3077392/posts)

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Title: Re: "Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 10, 2013, 06:36:47 PM
WENDY
Tune: "Windy" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZN-7yCXH0E)

Who's freaking out at the threat of a baby
Calling abortion a right to hold dear
Who's trying hard to give it a halo
Everyone knows it's Wendy

Who's looking like a bottle-blonde Barbie
Standing for hours in pink tennis shoes
Whose filibuster captured attention
Everyone knows it's Wendy

And Wendy's abortion lies
Brought cash and she found allies
Now Wendy has means to try
For governor
(For governor)
For governor
(For governor)

Flute interlude

And Wendy's abortion lies
Brought cash and she found allies
Now Wendy has means to try
For governor
(For governor)
For governor
(For governor)

Who's looking like a bottle-blonde Barbie
Standing for hours in pink tennis shoes
Whose filibuster captured attention
Everyone knows it's Wendy

Who's looking like a bottle-blonde Barbie
Standing for hours in pink tennis shoes
Whose filibuster captured attention
Everyone knows it's Wendy . . .
Title: Re: "Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie (New DUFU)
Post by: franksolich on October 10, 2013, 06:37:46 PM
Why in the world do the primitives think so highly of the late Ann Richards and the late Molly Ivins?

They were ugly, wretched, bitter, vindictive old hags, and the world's a better place minus them.
Title: Re: "Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 10, 2013, 06:44:33 PM
They were ugly, wretched, bitter, vindictive old hags. . . .

Wendy Davis was an ugly, wretched, bitter, vindictive young hag. She's spent a lot of money to make her ugliness--her outward ugliness--less noticeable, but she's still wretched, bitter, and vindictive.

(http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/WendyDavisjuxtapose.jpg)
Title: Re: "Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie (New DUFU)
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 10, 2013, 09:35:09 PM
So she's speaking on the floor of the Texas State Senate wearing gym shoes.

Moonbats always find a way to demonstrate their lack of respect and decorum.

In that setting, her gym shoes are as repulsive as that occupooper shitting on a police cruiser.
Title: Re: "Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 10, 2013, 09:56:04 PM
So she's speaking on the floor of the Texas State Senate wearing gym shoes.

I guess it's because she decided to stand for eleven hours to run out the clock on the legislative session, so the abortion-regulating bill could not be passed that day. But her "Fila-buster" didn't accomplish anything, since the bill was passed easily at the next session.

Also, politicians like to do these sorts of gimmicks. The pink tennis shoes thus become a symbol she can use with her adoring fans. "I stand with Texas women!" "These shoes are made for running!" Blah blah blah.
Title: Re: "Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie (New DUFU)
Post by: Chris_ on October 10, 2013, 09:59:03 PM
Also, politicians like to do these sorts of gimmicks. The pink tennis shoes thus become a symbol she can use with her adoring fans. "I stand with Texas women!" "These shoes are made for running!" Blah blah blah.
Kinda like Michelle Obama's $900 silver tennis shoes while "volunteering" at a homeless shelter.
Title: Re: "Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie (New DUFU)
Post by: Chris_ on October 10, 2013, 11:04:47 PM
Wendy Davis was an ugly, wretched, bitter, vindictive young hag. She's spent a lot of money to make her ugliness--her outward ugliness--less noticeable, but she's still wretched, bitter, and vindictive.

(http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/WendyDavisjuxtapose.jpg)
Wow. 

The carpet definitely doesn't match the drapes.  How disappointing.
Title: Re: "Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 11, 2013, 12:16:37 AM
“We love Texas not only for how good it is, but for how great we know it can be,” Davis said in a news release. “With the right kind of leadership, the great state of Texas will keep its sacred promise that where you start has nothing to do with how far you can go.”

[Hmm, no mention of the "A" word. Of course, baby-killing does not go over too well with decent and civilized people. . . .]

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Frank, I threw that "decent and civilized people" part in there for you.

Title: Re: "Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 11, 2013, 10:53:59 AM
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Title: Re: "Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie (New DUFU)
Post by: jukin on October 11, 2013, 10:56:59 AM
I prefer "Baby Killer Barbie."
Title: Re: "Wendy": DUmmies stand with Abortion Barbie (New DUFU)
Post by: GOP Congress on October 11, 2013, 11:20:13 AM
Texas Democrat women get hot Texas studs...

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