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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Buckinfitch on October 10, 2013, 06:02:42 AM

Title: More Pussification of America- Tag, Balls & Cartwheels banned
Post by: Buckinfitch on October 10, 2013, 06:02:42 AM
Why don't these idiots just ban recess altogether? While they are at it, why don't they ban pens and pencils? They could accidentally stab themselves with the sharp points. And maybe paper should be banned also. Paper cuts can be excruciating. At lunch period, they should make kids eat with their fingers. They might accidentally stab themselves with a fork, or chip a tooth with a spoon. Of course, by using their fingers, they could accidentally bite their own fingers. Ban lunch time as well.
 The libs are all for taking the joy out of life. What are they going to do when a kid trips on his own feet? Ban feet?
What's next?, ban selling bicycles and pom poms too, good gawd.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/middle-school-bans-cartwheels-tag-all-sorts-of-balls-fun-at-recess/article14768645/
Title: Re: More Pussification of America- Tag, Balls & Cartwheels banned
Post by: Big Dog on October 10, 2013, 06:06:19 AM
Quote from: Buckinfitch on October 10, 2013, 06:02:42 AM
Why don't these idiots just ban recess altogether? While they are at it, why don't they ban pens and pencils? They could accidentally stab themselves with the sharp points. And maybe paper should be banned also. Paper cuts can be excruciating. At lunch period, they should make kids eat with their fingers. They might accidentally stab themselves with a fork, or chip a tooth with a spoon. Of course, by using their fingers, they could accidentally bite their own fingers. Ban lunch time as well.
 The libs are all for taking the joy out of life. What are they going to do when a kid trips on his own feet? Ban feet?
What's next?, ban selling bicycles and pom poms too, good gawd.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/middle-school-bans-cartwheels-tag-all-sorts-of-balls-fun-at-recess/article14768645/

Ban fingers!

(http://www.5minutesformom.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/ww-o-finger-sophias-eye.jpg)

If it saves only one eye, it's worth it.
Title: Re: More Pussification of America- Tag, Balls & Cartwheels banned
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 10, 2013, 07:15:25 AM
We must make fat kids because, if it weren't for fat kids, Moochelle Obama wouldn't have anything to do.
Title: Re: More Pussification of America- Tag, Balls & Cartwheels banned
Post by: Airwolf on October 10, 2013, 11:20:04 PM
No wonder Russia is laughing at us.
Title: Re: More Pussification of America- Tag, Balls & Cartwheels banned
Post by: Wineslob on October 11, 2013, 04:16:49 PM
Well, I wouldn't want anyone tagging my balls while I do cartwheels.