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Title: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Tucker on October 09, 2013, 06:28:03 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018473789

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,121 posts)

Got my PayPal Prepaid Debit Card Today!!

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Just activated it and it is hooked to my Paypal.

I just have $10 in paypal, thanks to Wishadoo ( OneGrassRoot's been trying to help me. She has been great!), right now. And I can't transfer it to the Debit for 21 days, but at lest I have a chance!!

Poor people make that much in interest on their account in 21 days.

Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Dori on October 09, 2013, 06:30:58 PM
It should be good for a big mac.  I wonder how much the transaction and monthly fees are.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Tucker on October 09, 2013, 06:34:21 PM
It should be good for a big mac.  I wonder how much the transaction and monthly fees are.

Then she better get one before the burgerslinger starts making 15.00 per hour.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Tucker on October 09, 2013, 06:36:04 PM
How did I (we) miss this OP?
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 09, 2013, 06:38:56 PM
Go to a craft store and buy feathers. I hear ripped Indians like feathers.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Carl on October 09, 2013, 06:42:42 PM
$10.00 gives it a chance?

Stupid has a new definition.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 09, 2013, 06:44:24 PM
Go to a craft store and buy feathers. I hear ripped Indians like feathers.


     If "Feathers" is the name of a whiskey brand, maybe.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Delmar on October 09, 2013, 07:04:00 PM
A couple weeks ago on the first cold day of the Fall, I found a forgotten twenty from last winter in the breast pocket of my winter coat.  I didn't have to wait 21 days to spend it either.

   
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Tess Anderson on October 09, 2013, 07:10:41 PM
Ten dollars will allow Amber to buy that Indian she's after a pack of cigarattes.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: lastparker on October 09, 2013, 07:20:40 PM
Ten dollars will allow Amber to buy that Indian she's after a pack of cigarattes.

I don't know..... they're up to as much as $6.00 a pack here in tobacco country.  I can't imagine the markup after shipping them out to the desert.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Tucker on October 09, 2013, 07:34:36 PM
I don't know..... they're up to as much as $6.00 a pack here in tobacco country.  I can't imagine the markup after shipping them out to the desert.

I shot with a bunch of Canadians last week-end. They pay 16.00 for a pack.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Dori on October 09, 2013, 07:54:01 PM
I shot with a bunch of Canadians last week-end. They pay 16.00 for a pack.

Canadians like guns?
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Bad Dog on October 09, 2013, 08:40:00 PM
She keeps harping about it being so great that it's prepaid.  I think she expects to use it like a credit card after her 21 day wait.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: DefiantSix on October 09, 2013, 08:45:30 PM
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I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?

My mole is in the market for a donor's star.  Just sayin'... :whistling:
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Texacon on October 09, 2013, 08:48:32 PM
Ten dollars will allow Amber to buy that Indian she's after a pack of cigarattes.

It better be firewater if she's hoping for more than polite conversation.

KC
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: diesel driver on October 09, 2013, 08:50:25 PM
How will Amber spend her $10?

Foolishly, of course!   :rotf:
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Bad Dog on October 09, 2013, 08:54:43 PM
It better be firewater if she's hoping for more than polite conversation.

KC

Ten bucks ain't gonna be enough.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Dori on October 09, 2013, 08:55:12 PM
It better be firewater if she's hoping for more than polite conversation.

KC

Not a good idea, she might get a little papoose in the oven.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: RobJohnson on October 10, 2013, 02:33:58 AM
Not a good idea, she might get a little papoose in the oven.

It would take a circus contortionist to find her oven.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Tucker on October 10, 2013, 05:21:01 AM
Canadians like guns?

Many do. They come over here to shoot USPSA(IPSC) or 3 gun. They shoot IPSC in Canada. That's a world wide shooting org.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Tucker on October 10, 2013, 05:23:26 AM
Not a good idea, she might get a little papoose in the oven.

That would be like her hitting the lottery. She would be on the Governments tit for the next 18 years, at minimum.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Karin on October 10, 2013, 07:32:18 AM
Is it my imagination, or has she been waiting to access that $10 for years?
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Linda on October 10, 2013, 07:36:38 AM
You know it is pretty sad when you think about $10 being the center of your world.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: franksolich on October 10, 2013, 09:00:07 AM
Is it my imagination, or has she been waiting to access that $10 for years?

It's been quite a while; since at least some time in early August.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: vesta111 on October 10, 2013, 09:14:13 AM
You know it is pretty sad when you think about $10 being the center of your world.

$10.00 how to spend it.

3 bags of dried beans, 2 Lbs. of rice, one can Crisco butter flavor,  this will keep her alive for a month or more, not happy but alive and kicking.   

She can go dumpster diving behind grocery stores that throw out eatable produce to augment the diet.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Tucker on October 10, 2013, 09:22:59 AM
 

She can go dumpster diving behind grocery stores that throw out eatable produce to augment the diet.

Wouldn't her physical size give her an unfair advantage over the other hobo's that depend on the same source for their daily roughage intake?
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: DefiantSix on October 10, 2013, 11:31:16 PM
Wouldn't her physical size give her an unfair advantage over the other hobo's that depend on the same source for their daily roughage intake?

Probably, but that advantage is coupled inextricably to her inate laziness and gross imcompetence.

Pretty much a wash, in other words.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: vesta111 on October 11, 2013, 09:00:00 AM
Probably, but that advantage is coupled inextricably to her inate laziness and gross imcompetence.

Pretty much a wash, in other words.


We forget it seems that a woman of size on the streets will shrink considerably after 6 months of a starvation diet.  The pounds will come dripping off like bacon fat.     
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Wineslob on October 11, 2013, 09:06:56 AM
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Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: dane on October 11, 2013, 02:17:04 PM
This looks like a slap in the collective DUmmies' faces
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I just have $10 in paypal, thanks to Wishadoo

That could translate as: 'There is ONLY $10 in the paypal account, so you other DUmmies need to start donating more.'
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Gina on October 11, 2013, 03:09:38 PM
Does she have to keep a balance on it like $5?
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Gina on October 11, 2013, 03:10:56 PM
$10.00 how to spend it.

3 bags of dried beans, 2 Lbs. of rice, one can Crisco butter flavor,  this will keep her alive for a month or more, not happy but alive and kicking.   

She can go dumpster diving behind grocery stores that throw out eatable produce to augment the diet.

I am craving rice and beans right now.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 11, 2013, 07:29:46 PM
Does she have to keep a balance on it like $5?
:lmao: We would never hear the end of it!

I'm betting she first tries to withdraw $20, and stiff the bank. Once the ATM fails, she will go inside and take out the $10.
Title: Re: I've got 10 whole dollars in paypal- what do I spend it on?
Post by: Aristotelian on October 12, 2013, 05:50:43 AM
Does she have to keep a balance on it like $5?

Do pre-paid debit cards attract banking fees?

I do like the idea that she tries to spend $10 only to find that each transaction costs her $1 in fees...