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Title: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Bondai on June 22, 2008, 02:06:21 PM
Oh brother......

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7854269 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7854269)

This country is running full speed right at the abyss....
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: DixieBelle on June 22, 2008, 02:12:30 PM
260 replies that say "OMG! How beautiful! I'm crying too!!! Congrats!!!!"

Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Bondai on June 22, 2008, 02:15:03 PM
Makes me want to puke...... :puke: :gay:
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: DixieBelle on June 22, 2008, 02:24:04 PM
I wonder if their marriage license came with a disclaimer at the bottom:

not valid in..........
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Servonaut on June 22, 2008, 02:53:19 PM
Man that thread is so freakin gay  :whatever:
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Bondai on June 22, 2008, 02:57:56 PM
Man that thread is so freakin gay  :whatever:

Did you look at the pictures?
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Lord Undies on June 22, 2008, 03:03:22 PM
"Do you take this man to have your penis on his breath, to lick and to finger, till you find someone else younger who'll have you?"

"I do."
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Chris_ on June 22, 2008, 03:09:30 PM
You are so bad, LU....
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Servonaut on June 22, 2008, 03:23:03 PM
Man that thread is so freakin gay  :whatever:

Did you look at the pictures?

Yes, unfortunately
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Zeus on June 22, 2008, 03:45:09 PM
"Do you take this man to have your penis on his breath, to lick and to finger, till you find someone else younger who'll have you?"

"I do."

Lot of truth in your fiction. It may just be me but it seems most gay couplings are of a younger guy and someone substantially older.pretty said when you think the only way to have a father figure in your life is if you take it up the back side. Also the pedophilia connection is more prevalent than the queers are willing to admit.
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: jendf on June 22, 2008, 03:48:30 PM
"Do you take this man to have your penis on his breath, to lick and to finger, till you find someone else younger who'll have you?"

"I do."


:2muchgay:
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Vagabond on June 22, 2008, 04:05:14 PM
Why is it that gay and lesbian couples always seem to look like each other?  Is the narcissism that strong amongst them?

And H5 for the abyss, on greased tracks and no brakes.
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: ScubaGuy on June 22, 2008, 04:32:03 PM

So sweet.  Even made a major bad-ass like TiT cry. :lmao:

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53. Now you've done it! Here I am, sitting in my Gallery, all teary.
   
A couple of people looked at me and hurried out, as if I might be experiencing some sort of psychotic episode.

Congratulations, Ronny,
Tom
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Dixie*Darling on June 22, 2008, 04:47:16 PM
Isn't that special?   :whatever:

Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Chris_ on June 22, 2008, 08:28:58 PM
Yep the good ol US of A is heading to Hell in a hand basket.  :(
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Lord Undies on June 22, 2008, 08:30:35 PM
"Do you take this man to have your penis on his breath, to lick and to finger, till you find someone else younger who'll have you?"

"I do."


:2muchgay:

Well DUH!  :o
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: dandi on June 23, 2008, 12:32:51 AM
Well I looked at the pics and I just have one question: Are the "soul patches" for added stimulation? Wait, no...nevermind. I don't want to know.

Is it just me, or is "stepdad's" smile look a bit forced, like a mask? It looks like he could be saying under his breath, "Oh hell, pictures too? I'm missing the Chuck Norris Marathon on Spike."
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Chris_ on June 23, 2008, 12:34:37 AM
The "spouse" looks way too excited.  I'm not sure I want to know that much about their wedding night.
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: RobJohnson on June 23, 2008, 01:00:42 AM
What the hell, is he french kissing his mom?
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 23, 2008, 06:50:55 AM
I believe I'd cry too, if those fruits were of my loins.
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Tucker on June 23, 2008, 08:22:32 AM
I do believe it's time to arm yourself.
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: dutch508 on June 23, 2008, 08:55:50 AM
I believe I'd cry too, if those fruits were of my loins.

hi-5 for punning

bitchslap for probably not knwoing it.
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Taxman on June 23, 2008, 09:04:29 AM
How fricking revolting.  I no longer need breakfast.
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: DixieBelle on June 23, 2008, 09:06:58 AM
It's a diet aid! *shudders* I think I'll stick to watching carbs on my own.
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Zafod Beeblebrox on June 23, 2008, 10:02:23 AM
They both look like peder****tards.


Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: RobJohnson on June 23, 2008, 10:06:26 AM
They both look like peder****tards.




Through the miracle of adoption they will have a family soon.
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Wineslob on June 23, 2008, 10:08:28 AM
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CHEROKEE PRAYER BLESSING

May the warm winds of Heaven
Blow softly upon your house.

May the Great Spirit bless
all who enter there.

May your mocassins make
happy track in many snows.

And may the rainbow
always touch your shoulder
.


The Cherokee would have killed your sorry asses on sight.  :loser:
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Zafod Beeblebrox on June 23, 2008, 10:09:56 AM
They both look like peder****tards.




Through the miracle of adoption they will have a family soon.
and that kid will be forever f*cked!

Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on June 23, 2008, 10:54:48 AM
Do you take this fayho to be your lawfully wedded whatever except in Texas, Alabama, Florida, Iowa, Michigan, (goes on from there)? "I do, ya silly goose!"


10 bucks says they'll be "divorced" in less than a year.
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Lord Undies on June 23, 2008, 11:02:20 AM
They both look like peder****tards.




Through the miracle of adoption they will have a family soon.

Ah, and there lies the (unproductive) rub.  A marriage does not require a third person to fullfill its natural goal. 
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Tucker on June 23, 2008, 11:33:59 AM
Do you take this fayho to be your lawfully wedded whatever except in Texas, Alabama, Florida, Iowa, Michigan, (goes on from there)? "I do, ya silly goose!"


10 bucks says they'll be "divorced" in less than a year.

Thy're not legally married. Try and claim married filling joint on yout taxes.
Title: Re: Disfunctional familiy 101..gay marriage with pic goodness.
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on June 25, 2008, 11:19:38 AM
Do you take this fayho to be your lawfully wedded whatever except in Texas, Alabama, Florida, Iowa, Michigan, (goes on from there)? "I do, ya silly goose!"


10 bucks says they'll be "divorced" in less than a year.

Thy're not legally married. Try and claim married filling joint on yout taxes.


Maybe it was just a little ceremony to determine who was the pitcher and who was the catcher then. :puke: