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Title: Miley Cyrus to Matt Lauer....You are too old to bang.
Post by: RobJohnson on October 08, 2013, 02:49:03 PM


Miley Cyrus just told Matt Lauer she'll probably stop being so sexual when she turns 40 ... because that's the age when people STOP having sex.

Miley appeared on the "Today" show this morning -- in a pair of really short shorts -- when Matt asked if Miley's hyper "sexual side" is just a phase or something she expects to grow out of?

Miley replied with a pretty direct shot at Lauer ... a shot he didn't really seem to get at first.

Video of Interview at Link (http://www.tmz.com/2013/10/07/miley-cyrus-matt-lauer-sex-today-40/#ixzz2h9yjUBjG)
Title: Re: Miley Cyrus to Matt Lauer....You are too old to bang.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 08, 2013, 03:19:48 PM
I didn't get that memo.
Title: Re: Miley Cyrus to Matt Lauer....You are too old to bang.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 08, 2013, 03:21:37 PM
There is a DUmp thread regarding this too, Rob.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,91381.0

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Miley Cyrus to Matt Lauer....You are too old to bang.
Post by: RobJohnson on October 08, 2013, 03:28:20 PM
Just a couple months ago Matt Lauer was sticking up for Miley!


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/27/mika-brzezinski-miley-cyrus-vma_n_3822527.html
Title: Re: Miley Cyrus to Matt Lauer....You are too old to bang.
Post by: Eupher on October 08, 2013, 03:31:05 PM
Remind me to contribute to the "I don't give a shit who Miley Cyrus is" fan club.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Miley Cyrus to Matt Lauer....You are too old to bang.
Post by: Wineslob on October 09, 2013, 11:00:40 AM
I'd say she's well on the path to joining the "Flash Your Beaver" club.
Title: Re: Miley Cyrus to Matt Lauer....You are too old to bang.
Post by: RobJohnson on October 10, 2013, 02:29:53 AM
Quote from: Wineslob on October 09, 2013, 11:00:40 AM
I'd say she's well on the path to joining the "Flash Your Beaver" club.


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Title: Re: Miley Cyrus to Matt Lauer....You are too old to bang.
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 10, 2013, 02:46:24 PM
Quote from: Wineslob on October 09, 2013, 11:00:40 AM
I'd say she's well on the path to joining the "Flash Your Beaver" club.
I thought I saw somewhere that she already was a member....I guess it wasn't big enough yet to make a splash.
Title: Re: Miley Cyrus to Matt Lauer....You are too old to bang.
Post by: RobJohnson on October 10, 2013, 02:51:36 PM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 10, 2013, 02:46:24 PM
I thought I saw somewhere that she already was a member....I guess it wasn't big enough yet to make a splash.

It takes water to make a splash.
Title: Re: Miley Cyrus to Matt Lauer....You are too old to bang.
Post by: Wineslob on October 10, 2013, 05:18:23 PM
So your'e saying she's got a baby beaver?

































(http://pwildlife.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/babybeaver-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Miley Cyrus to Matt Lauer....You are too old to bang.
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 10, 2013, 05:25:04 PM
What is it with this chick? All of a sudden she acting like a spoiled brat porn star...

Fess up guys. Did somebody hit her with a bitch stick? STOP that! She bad enough without you making it worse.
Title: Re: Miley Cyrus to Matt Lauer....You are too old to bang.
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 10, 2013, 09:14:11 PM
Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 10, 2013, 05:25:04 PM
What is it with this chick? All of a sudden she acting like a spoiled brat porn star...
Fess up guys. Did somebody hit her with a bitch stick? STOP that! She bad enough without you making it worse.
She finally had an orgasm without having to use the industrial sawsall.