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Title: "This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 07, 2013, 07:22:04 PM
New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 10-07-13 ("This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown) (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3076078/posts)
Title: Re: "This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 07, 2013, 07:26:05 PM
(http://static-enet.toolip.gr/resources/2013-10/18-1--2-thumb-small.jpg)

"And you shall set limits for the people all around, saying, 'Take care not to go up into the mountain or touch the edge of it.
Whoever touches the mountain shall be put to death.'" (Exodus 19:12)
Title: Re: "This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown (New DUFU)
Post by: franksolich on October 07, 2013, 07:28:14 PM
Now, that This Land's Not Your Land is AWESOME!
Title: Re: "This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 07, 2013, 07:32:19 PM
(http://www.liberalwhoppers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/4183ObamaShutdown.jpg)
Title: Re: "This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 07, 2013, 07:36:37 PM
Quote from: franksolich on October 07, 2013, 07:28:14 PM
Now, that This Land's Not Your Land is AWESOME!

Thanx! I'll post it here, too:

THIS LAND'S NOT YOUR LAND
Tune: "This Land Is Your Land" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJjt8-qm_jM)
As sung by King Obama

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

If you go driving an interstate highway
And see an orange cone, you'll do it my way
You will obey me and not go forward
This land's not made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

You'll want to travel and go to Mount Rushmore
But at Rapid City, you won't go much more
Guards will surround you, their voices sounding:
This land's not made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

If you oppose me, I'll make you suffer
Come near memorials, I'll put up a buffer
I am Obama, I am your land lord
This land's not made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

If you go looking, you'll see a sign there
And on the sign it says: "There's No Trespassing"
And on the other side: "No Looking or Nothing!"
Both sides were made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

At the Redwood Forest, in the land of the Canyons
By the Gulfstream Waters, you'll see my minions
As they stand there guarding, you'll stand there wond'ring:
Is this land safe for me to see?

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

No one can stop me, my mind is made up
As I go putting my Barrycades up
Nobody living can make me give your land back
This land's not made for you to see

New voices:

But King Obama, this land is our land
So shut your piehole, you can go pound sand
From the bitter clingers to Barack Obama:
This land was founded to be free

This land ain't your land, this land is our land
So shut your piehole, you can go pound sand
From the bitter clingers to Barack Obama:
This land was founded to be free
Title: Re: "This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown (New DUFU)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 08, 2013, 04:15:22 AM
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on October 07, 2013, 07:36:37 PM
Thanx! I'll post it here, too:

THIS LAND'S NOT YOUR LAND
Tune: "This Land Is Your Land" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJjt8-qm_jM)
As sung by King Obama

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

If you go driving an interstate highway
And see an orange cone, you'll do it my way
You will obey me and not go forward
This land's not made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

You'll want to travel and go to Mount Rushmore
But at Rapid City, you won't go much more
Guards will surround you, their voices sounding:
This land's not made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

If you oppose me, I'll make you suffer
Come near memorials, I'll put up a buffer
I am Obama, I am your land lord
This land's not made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

If you go looking, you'll see a sign there
And on the sign it says: "There's No Trespassing"
And on the other side: "No Looking or Nothing!"
Both sides were made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

At the Redwood Forest, in the land of the Canyons
By the Gulfstream Waters, you'll see my minions
As they stand there guarding, you'll stand there wond'ring:
Is this land safe for me to see?

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

No one can stop me, my mind is made up
As I go putting my Barrycades up
Nobody living can make me give your land back
This land's not made for you to see

New voices:

But King Obama, this land is our land
So shut your piehole, you can go pound sand
From the bitter clingers to Barack Obama:
This land was founded to be free

This land ain't your land, this land is our land
So shut your piehole, you can go pound sand
From the bitter clingers to Barack Obama:
This land was founded to be free


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Now that I've cleaned my monitor off, can I email that around?  I will give proper attribution.  I think that you ought to send it to The Five.  Gutfeld, or Kilmeade, would love it.  Hell, they even might have someone on to perform it (and really get Beckel's codpiece in a twist!).

ETA--forgot to add that I H5ed you. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: "This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown (New DUFU)
Post by: Zathras on October 08, 2013, 08:38:27 AM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 08, 2013, 04:15:22 AM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Now that I've cleaned my monitor off, can I email that around?  I will give proper attribution.  I think that you ought to send it to The Five.  Gutfeld, or Kilmeade, would love it.  Hell, they even might have someone on to perform it (and really get Beckel's codpiece in a twist!).

ETA--forgot to add that I H5ed you. :cheersmate:

Another person he should send it to is Paul Shanklin, the guy who does the parodies for Rush Limbaugh.
Title: Re: "This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 08, 2013, 09:14:05 AM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 08, 2013, 04:15:22 AM
Now that I've cleaned my monitor off, can I email that around?  I will give proper attribution.

Yes, you may. It's been posted publicly.

Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 08, 2013, 04:15:22 AM
I think that you ought to send it to The Five.  Gutfeld, or Kilmeade, would love it.  Hell, they even might have someone on to perform it. . . . .

I don't have time to send my stuff around to all the programs. If someone becomes aware of it and wants to use it, they can contact me and maybe we can work something out.
Title: Re: "This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on October 08, 2013, 09:16:15 AM
Quote from: Zathras on October 08, 2013, 08:38:27 AM
Another person he should send it to is Paul Shanklin, the guy who does the parodies for Rush Limbaugh.

Over the years I have sent a number of my parodies to Rush and Paul. But it seems they only want to use in-house material.
Title: Re: "This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown (New DUFU)
Post by: Dori on October 08, 2013, 09:33:19 AM
Make a video of little kids in school singing it, with pictures of the President and his logo in the background.

Then throw in little clips of all the places yellow taped and guarded.



Title: Re: "This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown (New DUFU)
Post by: Karin on October 08, 2013, 02:04:46 PM
Charles, I have to tell you.  I teared up at the last two stanzas. 
Title: Re: "This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown (New DUFU)
Post by: Mike B the Cajun on October 08, 2013, 03:07:29 PM
So stolen, to be used only with attribution...   and a ^5 from me too   :-)