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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on October 07, 2013, 01:59:56 PM
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Hit 40 yet? Your sex life is over, so says Miley Cyrus.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3799780
The PhDD has apparently now taken up aging and sex life as a cause.
BainsBane (18,012 posts)
Hit 40 yet? Your sex life is over, so says Miley Cyrus. [View all]
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Here you thought you might still have a few years in you. Miley Cyrus puts that idea to rest.
Miley Cyrus just told Matt Lauer she'll probably stop being so sexual when she turns 40 ... because that's the age when people STOP having sex.
Miley appeared on the "Today" show this morning -- in a pair of really short shorts -- when Matt asked if Miley's hyper "sexual side" is just a phase or something she expects to grow out of?
Miley replied with a pretty direct shot at Lauer ... a shot he didn't really seem to get at first.
Best part of the exchange ... Matt reveals his age (way older than 40) ... and Miley says, "Then you're really definitely not sexual."
Video at link.
http://www.tmz.com/2013/10/07/miley-cyrus-matt-lauer-sex-today-40/
polly7 (8,517 posts)
1. Meh .... she's young, and said something silly. nt.
Dash87 (2,586 posts)
25. Everyone at her / my age knows better. This is all for attention.
onehandle (37,941 posts)
4. When will Hannah's 15 minutes be over?
Sooner, rather than later, I suspect.
BainsBane (18,012 posts)
7. We can only hope
Fantastic Anarchist (3,876 posts)
8. Too Funny ...
A no talent hack is now the arbiter of the science of sex.
Why is she famous, and why is Matt Lauer giving her any legitimacy? She's worthless - and the music industry is just using her because she has a schtick that works for tweens.
Ichingcarpenter (28,965 posts)
47. I agree Matt should shut up
he's a dimwit.
Miley was just putting the moves on him.
WTF cares?
NBC's Lauer falsely suggested only "the far left" is concerned about Bush's alleged civil liberties violations
http://mediamatters.org/research/2008/05/16/nbcs-lauer-falsely-suggested-only-the-far-left/143505
Miley Cyrus could die by 27.
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I watched part of her show on Saturday Night Live. She's an irritating bimbo with a big mouth.
So annoying.
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I'll trust the most beautiful woman on the planet (whom I happen to be married to, gents) :naughty: to have a better appreciation for when my "sex life" is over than a twenty-something, know-nothing former mouseketeer turned "shameless hussy", sweetheart.
Just go play and let the adults talk, mkay? :hammer:
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I don't think Smiley Virus will see 40.
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Hey DUchebags, Cyrus meant with other people.
Since most of you don't even have sex when you are younger, again with other people, in your 20s I find this pretty funny.
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I wonder if Loconuts will actually have sex by the time he turns 40?
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I wonder if Loconuts will actually have sex by the time he turns 40?
Voluntarily? hard to say. However, if you're talking about him being ass raped by the aggressive sociopath in the next rubber room of the asylum, the odds are better than average.
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Miley Cyrus could die by 27.
Dammit, stop trying to cheer me up.
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My 26 year old girlfriend begs to differ...
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My 26 year old girlfriend begs to differ...
So does my wife, Morgan Fairchild.
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I think Miley was talking about Sparkly's husband.
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By the time she's 40, she'll be such a pus ball of STD's no one will touch her....ergo, her sex life will be over....if her batteries die.
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So does my wife, Morgan Fairchild.t!
That's the ticket!
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That's the ticket!
No too sure what to say about this, seems men can make baby's at 90 years old , Woman now with technology can incubate a baby from their grand child. Freeze sperm and 30 years later when the old fart dies and disowns you, divorces you for good reason, get pregnant , have his baby and claim part of his estate.
Don't have to have a sex life any more, just get that sperm frozen and pop up with a direct heir to confuse and gain a share of an estate and knock out the heirs born naturally.
Interesting world we are moving into. The legal and moral ramifications of all this. Much harm has been done to children caught up in the system, poor kids, a great injustice done to them.
What the heck , I loved SCIFIE books as a kid but today I am smack dab in the middle of the middle of one of the plots written some time 50 years ago.
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Pardon me if I don't take my sex advice from a brain-dead whose most "famous" moment is masturbating with a foam finger.
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Funny how the rest of the civilized world knows that a woman hits her sexual peak in her 40's. Some little 20 year old has no idea what she is doing. Lets just say you pick up things as you go along. DH is looking forward to my next birthday. :rotf:
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Not that I'm wishing any harm to come to Miley Cyrus... :whatever:
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Funny how the rest of the civilized world knows that a woman hits her sexual peak in her 40's. Some little 20 year old has no idea what she is doing. Lets just say you pick up things as you go along.
Indeed!
:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
DH is looking forward to my next birthday. :rotf:
C'mon, April. Don't make the poor guy wait that long!
:hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
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Funny how the rest of the civilized world knows that a woman hits her sexual peak in her 40's. Some little 20 year old has no idea what she is doing. Lets just say you pick up things as you go along. DH is looking forward to my next birthday. :rotf:
Ohhh god please let the 40's thing be true...lol :lmao:
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Ohhh god please let the 40's thing be true...lol :lmao:
Oh, it is.
Definitely.