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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on October 04, 2013, 07:58:08 PM
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Cops: Pantsless, Masturbating McDonald's Customer, 69, Tried To Force Drive-Thru Worker To Touch Him
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/masturbation-at-mcdonalds-drive-thru-687432
After picking up food from a McDonald’s drive-thru window, a pantsless 69-year-old Florida man allegedly tried to force a female employee to touch him as he masturbated in the front seat of his vehicle, police allege.
Steve Orville Clemons was at the drive-thru window of a Wildwood McDonald’s when the cashier “turned to him to give him his change.†At that point, the woman realized that Clemons was sans pants and was pleasuring himself.
Clemons then allegedly “grabbed the cashier’s hand and attempted to pull her hand into his vehicle,†according to an arrest affidavit detailing the September 21 incident. After pulling her hand away from Clemons, the worker shut the drive-thru window and called 911.
What is Steve Orville Clemons's DU name is? :mental:
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Cops: Pantsless, Masturbating McDonald's Customer, 69, Tried To Force Drive-Thru Worker To Touch Him
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/masturbation-at-mcdonalds-drive-thru-687432
What is Steve Orville Clemons's DU name is? :mental:
I'm putting $5 on "Master Nemesis."
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His name is Steve two DUmmies come to mind, Steve numbers and Steve Lesser. 0bama Steve gets a pass since there was no neck beard and they don't serve mini tacos and beer at Mikey D's.
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His name is Steve two DUmmies come to mind, Steve numbers and Steve Lesser. 0bama Steve gets a pass since there was no neck beard and they don't serve mini tacos and beer at Mikey D's.
Stevenumbers lives in Florida, too. If that's not scary enough, the Steve in the story looks a lot like Stevenumbers.
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All he wanted was a happy meal.
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All he wanted was a happy ending meal.
FIFY
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All he wanted was a happy ending meal.
FIFY
At 69 years of age, I'd imagine that would be one long meal.
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FIFY
:lmao:
H5!