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Title: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: franksolich on September 29, 2013, 05:20:37 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018489141

Oh my.

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,083 posts)    Sun Sep 29, 2013, 02:08 PM

Am going to be talking with Roadrunner Hostle tommorow.

They want to talk to me "10ish" they said. My background has sparked some of their interest.
 
Got a hold of the DU'er that has my cloths and I still have Monday night in the shelter so wish me luck!!!
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 29, 2013, 05:28:50 PM
Quote from: Amber Moron
cloths

 :???: :???: :???:
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: franksolich on September 29, 2013, 05:30:19 PM
:???: :???: :???:

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Hostle

 :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: Delmar on September 29, 2013, 05:32:43 PM
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Looking For New Staff Members!           
 
 Interested In Helping At Our Hostel?
 
We Are Currently Looking For Helpers!
 
 
 
What Is Needed:
A positive attitude and willingness to work with all kinds of different people from all over the world.
 
Must be able to perform house cleaning, checking in guests, and bookkeeping.
 
Must make a 3 month commitment to remain at the hostel and help 3 times a week.
 
 
This Is An Exchange Opportunity. Helpers Have the Opportunity to Live In Their Own Bedroom At Our Place In Exchange For Your Help.
 
 
To Apply, Please Contact Us at
roadrunnerhostel@gmail.com
 
http://www.roadrunnerhostelinn.com/content/view/26/49/

Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 29, 2013, 05:34:38 PM
http://www.roadrunnerhostelinn.com/content/view/26/49/



Nice find! H5! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: franksolich on September 29, 2013, 05:39:41 PM
http://www.roadrunnerhostelinn.com/content/view/26/49/



Well, at least she'd save a quarter.

The sisters back in Joplin were charging her two bucks to do a load of laundry.

There, it's a buck for washing, six bits for drying.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: ChuckJ on September 29, 2013, 05:51:37 PM
I wonder what part of her background has sparked some interest?

The part that can't (or won't) hold down a job?
The part that can't spell? Not even the word 'hostel'?
The part where she was accused of causing a bedbug outbreak?
The part where she claims to be suffering from the DUmps new 'it' ailment of PTSD?
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 29, 2013, 05:53:19 PM
I clicked the link and it looks like a pretty nice place.

So how soon before Amber wears out her welcome? a week? Two?
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 29, 2013, 05:54:46 PM
I clicked the link and it looks like a pretty nice place.

So how soon before Amber wears out her welcome? a week? Two?

24 hours.  And not business hours.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: Skul on September 29, 2013, 06:01:17 PM
I hope she goes there and makes an effort.
Do it LFR, do it. It's a start in the right direction.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 29, 2013, 06:04:46 PM
I wonder what part of her background has sparked some interest?

The part that can't (or won't) hold down a job?
The part that can't spell? Not even the word 'hostel'?
The part where she was accused of causing a bedbug outbreak?
The part where she claims to be suffering from the DUmps new 'it' ailment of PTSD?

she is so broke she can't afford to spell-check.

I hope her new hostle clothes has one they can loan her...
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 29, 2013, 06:10:05 PM
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What Is Needed:
A positive attitude and willingness to work with all kinds of different people from all over the world.
 
Must be able to perform house cleaning, checking in guests, and bookkeeping.
I think I found the deal breaker.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: ChuckJ on September 29, 2013, 06:10:10 PM
she is so broke she can't afford to spell-check.

I hope her new hostle clothes has one they can loan her...


I smell a new wishadoo request.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: zeitgeist on September 29, 2013, 06:25:47 PM
she is so broke she can't afford to spell-check.

I hope her new hostle clothes has one they can loan her...


Or the cents to pay attention?  Some scents I believe she has in abundance although not common sense .
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 29, 2013, 06:29:53 PM
Or the cents to pay attention?  Some scents I believe she has in abundance although not common sense .

Wishadoodoo?
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: zeitgeist on September 29, 2013, 06:49:39 PM
Wishadoodoo?


I suspect she has a burning yearning in the loins, is tired of paddling the canoe alone. AKA man crazy for a crazy man (who looks like a guy I saw on cops one time)  :killemall:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKnHYcSG9Po[/youtube]
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: Tess Anderson on September 29, 2013, 07:21:38 PM
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Looking For New Staff Members!


 
 Interested In Helping At Our Hostel?
 
 
We Are Currently Looking For Helpers!
 

 
What Is Needed:
 
A positive attitude and willingness to work with all kinds of different people from all over the world.
 
 
 
Must be able to perform house cleaning, checking in guests, and bookkeeping.
 
 
 
Must make a 3 month commitment to remain at the hostel and help 3 times a week.

 
 
 
 
 
This Is An Exchange Opportunity. Helpers Have the Opportunity to Live In Their Own Bedroom At Our Place In Exchange For Your Help. 

 
 
 
 
To Apply, Please Contact Us at
 
roadrunnerhostel@gmail.com

http://www.roadrunnerhostelinn.com/content/view/26/49/

Dave and her sisters said she was no housekeeper, a total slob.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: Chris_ on September 29, 2013, 08:05:44 PM
I hope the Hostle doesn't find out about her bedbug problem.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: Ogre on September 29, 2013, 09:31:35 PM
I clicked the link and it looks like a pretty nice place.

So how soon before Amber wears out her welcome? a week? Two?

If she talks like she writes, the minute she opens her mouth.

That coupled with her lack of cleaning skills, and well.....this isn't going to end well for her.


Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: sybilll on September 30, 2013, 12:33:22 AM
You know the "before" and "after" pictures PR firms use?  I think the hostel may be using her as the "after".  Could be pretty darn effective. 
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: RobJohnson on September 30, 2013, 01:49:37 AM
From Roadrunner's website there is a link to this place:

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BICAS is looking for someone to fill a part-time position for Counter Support/ Customer Service. Duties will include greeting and interacting with clients, answering phones and handling sales. This is not a mechanical position and employee will not be directly involved with repairs. General knowledge of bicycles and bicycle parts is helpful but not necessary.


http://bicas.org/

There are some very interesting links in the "things to do" section. http://www.roadrunnerhostelinn.com/content/view/19/46/
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: Linda on September 30, 2013, 07:23:11 AM
You know with Amber's history, within a day or so of actually working for road runner, she is going to be bitching about how mean and unfair they are to her and stomp out and never let them help her again.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 30, 2013, 07:39:52 AM
You know with Amber's history, within a day or so of actually working for road runner, she is going to be bitching about how mean and unfair they are to her and stomp out and never let them help her again.
"I will not allow you to help me, if I have to work."[Amber/mode]
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: marv on September 30, 2013, 08:36:11 AM
Front desk? Don't forget she dips in the till now and then.........(http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 30, 2013, 08:41:31 AM
Front desk? Don't forget she dips in the till now and then.........(http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
Can you have "drive offs" at the front desk?
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 30, 2013, 08:56:19 AM
Hostel III - coming soon, now in production in Tucson, AZ.

 :evillaugh:






 :popcorn:
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: dane on September 30, 2013, 09:36:25 AM
With the meeting scheduled for '10ish', there should be a new thread about 10:05ish telling us how mean they were to her.

There will be several words spelled incorrectly, and a mention of Dave and her hurting heart.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: Linda on September 30, 2013, 11:37:23 AM
With the meeting scheduled for '10ish', there should be a new thread about 10:05ish telling us how mean they were to her.

There will be several words spelled incorrectly, and a mention of Dave and her hurting heart.

I do believe you are on the right track for her schedule.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 30, 2013, 11:41:48 AM
Front desk? Don't forget she dips in the till now and then

I don't believe there is much of a till.

If you read between the lines of the Roadrunner site, it sounds more like a front for selling weed.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: DefiantSix on September 30, 2013, 01:05:21 PM
I don't believe there is much of a till.

If you read between the lines of the Roadrunner site, it sounds more like a front for selling weed.

Which means, if she's caught "borrowing" from the till at this job, she won't be fired, she'll be making a one-way trip out to the desert.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 30, 2013, 01:16:30 PM
Which means, if she's caught "borrowing" from the till at this job, she won't be fired, she'll be making a one-way trip out to the desert.

Works for me. DUmmies is useless except for voter fraud.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: SarasotaRepub on September 30, 2013, 01:44:22 PM
(http://www.bedbugcentral.com/img/bed-bugs-101-chalkboard.png)


 :-)
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: dane on September 30, 2013, 02:48:00 PM
New thread, no job, they 'just wanted to talk' to her.  http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018489869

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Mon Sep 30, 2013, 02:22 PM

 Lady Freedom Returns (6,088 posts)
They don't have any openings. They just wanted to see me and said they would keep me in mind.

I guess, as they say in retail, "appearance is 60%, or more, of the sale".
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: wasp69 on September 30, 2013, 02:51:38 PM
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Mon Sep 30, 2013, 02:22 PM

 Lady Freedom Returns (6,088 posts)
They don't have any openings. They just wanted to see me and said they would keep me in mind.

Uh, DUmmie, that means that you failed the interview.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: Dori on September 30, 2013, 03:03:21 PM
I guess, as they say in retail, "appearance is 60%, or more, of the sale".

I hope she sees all the job openings at the University of Arizona website.  Several are in her field of study too. 
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 30, 2013, 03:09:09 PM
Uh, DUmmie, that means that you failed the interview.

Who the ****, after meeting her, would hire her, besides 7/11 or Wendy's? She oozes with apathy. As a man who has hired and fired in my previous occupations, I can tell you, site unseen, she'd be the last person I would put on my payroll!
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 30, 2013, 03:20:36 PM
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Mon Sep 30, 2013, 02:22 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (6,088 posts)
They don't have any openings. They just wanted to see me and said they would keep me in mind.

Getting a look at Amber would stay in your mind.

It's been a week in Arizona without a shower and before that she was rebelling against Crystal Naydean's two-dollar fee.

Her appearance probably isn't the only thing they'll remember.

She needs to take Dave back and end all this nonsense.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 30, 2013, 06:33:09 PM
I looked at their rates. a Private room is $45 a night. and thats with a shared bathroom.
 :thatsright: I can find a hotel with a TV and a private bathroom for that price, or cheaper.

Of course if you want to share a room with 6 strangers, its only $22 per night. and a shared bathroom.
such a deal!

I'm sure it has hot and cold running serial killers too.

sigh. Amber, time to start collecting aluminum cans. Tucson is a great dumpster diving area. Amazing what you'll find in those places.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: Dori on September 30, 2013, 06:45:06 PM
I looked at their rates. a Private room is $45 a night. and thats with a shared bathroom.
 :thatsright: I can find a hotel with a TV and a private bathroom for that price, or cheaper.

Of course if you want to share a room with 6 strangers, its only $22 per night. and a shared bathroom.
such a deal!

I'm sure it has hot and cold running serial killers too.

sigh. Amber, time to start collecting aluminum cans. Tucson is a great dumpster diving area. Amazing what you'll find in those places.

The job came with a private bedroom as part of the deal.   


   
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 30, 2013, 06:49:38 PM
I wish Amber would give us an update on how that nest egg is doing.

A week in Tucson, even at a free flophouse, would likely exhaust a $100 stake.

Is she panhandling? Turning tricks? Shoplifting?

She has to be doing something to replace that nest egg.

Or is Amber still holed up in Crystal Naydean's trailer, making up this whole story?

It would be nice if these DUmmies had some transparency in their storylines.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: Carl on September 30, 2013, 08:33:58 PM
Uh, DUmmie, that means that you failed the interview.

No doubt she let them know she was "homeless" by design and not chance,made it clear all she expected them to do for her and exactly what things she would never do as part of her service tradeoff.

It took them all of 10 seconds to tell her to get lost.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 01, 2013, 12:46:43 PM
I wish Amber would give us an update on how that nest egg is doing.

A week in Tucson, even at a free flophouse, would likely exhaust a $100 stake.

Is she panhandling? Turning tricks? Shoplifting?

She has to be doing something to replace that nest egg.

Or is Amber still holed up in Crystal Naydean's trailer, making up this whole story?

It would be nice if these DUmmies had some transparency in their storylines.

Did you not get the notice that the VRWC "MindBleach®" was on backorder?
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 01, 2013, 01:02:52 PM
I wish Amber would give us an update on how that nest egg is doing.

A week in Tucson, even at a free flophouse, would likely exhaust a $100 stake.

Is she panhandling? Turning tricks? Shoplifting?

She has to be doing something to replace that nest egg.

Or is Amber still holed up in Crystal Naydean's trailer, making up this whole story?

It would be nice if these DUmmies had some transparency in their storylines.



     She's probably doing pretty well, sitting in her monthly rental on funds contributed from Kathy Peterson, Peggy Carter, and other DUmmies known to be wealthy. She's canvassing the area, putting in
job applications where she can, making connections wherever possible. She's being a good steward of people's funds, shopping shrewdly and eating light. She's exercising and drinking plenty of water,
making sure her mind and body are as clear as possible for the challenges ahead.

     Oh, wait. No, she's whining about the quality of the charity she's stealing from people who actually need it, and stinking her fingers up over a 60-year-old guy dressed like he's late for an 11th grade Spanish class in 1998.
Title: Re: she's going to be talking to Roadrunner tomorrow (Amber Alert)
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 01, 2013, 01:09:23 PM


     She's probably doing pretty well, sitting in her monthly rental on funds contributed from Kathy Peterson, Peggy Carter, and other DUmmies known to be wealthy. She's canvassing the area, putting in
job applications where she can, making connections wherever possible. She's being a good steward of people's funds, shopping shrewdly and eating light. She's exercising and drinking plenty of water,
making sure her mind and body are as clear as possible for the challenges ahead.

     Oh, wait. No, she's whining about the quality of the charity she's stealing from people who actually need it, and stinking her fingers up over a 60-year-old guy dressed like he's late for an 11th grade Spanish class in 1998.

Heh, heh! Without a doubt!