The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Dixie*Darling on June 21, 2008, 09:29:43 PM
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http://www.oddee.com/item_88437.aspx
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Published on 8/16/2007
This is just one of many stupid warning labels.
Not far from my house is a set of train tracks with a sign posted on it that says "Do not climb on this sign". I LMAO every time I pass it thinking that some idiot actually climbed it and got hurt, thus prompting the RR (or DOT) to install the sign.
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(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/223/492042082_ce62bc45bd.jpg?v=0)
I have never understood what one is supposed to do when they come up on one of these. (http://209.85.12.232/html/emoticons/huh.gif)
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(http://www.businessballs.com/images/funnysignsign.jpg)
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(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/9333/image149.jpg)
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(http://radio.weblogs.com/0123486/images/9.10.05/11.16.05/2.19.06/caution-no-warning-signs.jpg)
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(http://www.businessballs.com/images/funnysignsign.jpg)
Wow. That's not obviously fake or anything.
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(http://www.businessballs.com/images/funnysignsign.jpg)
Wow. That's not obviously fake or anything.
Wow. That's not obviously obvious or any... doh! Now I'm doing it.
Who wants to play, "Spot the Fake!"? :-)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/gandalf-sign.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/avoiddeath.jpg)
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I always thought the "caution hot" label on my cup of coffee was kind of stupid.
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I always thought these were stupid as hell... I mean, what jackass would???
(http://middlezonemusings.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/untitled.JPG)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/gandalf-sign.jpg)
It might be fake but it's funny as hell. :-)
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Some good ones here:
Product Warnings:
"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
"Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter. ...
http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml
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(http://blog.glennf.com/images/mt/death_and_skiing_sign.jpg)
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If you guys want truly hilarious signs, check out http://engrish.com.
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If you guys want truly hilarious signs, check out http://engrish.com.
I love that site!!!
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Kid you not I read the directions on a commercial cleaning product. It said that if you cannot understand English please do not use this product. No other languages were shown on the label.
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Very funny, I thought most of this stuff was in the past.