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Title: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 26, 2013, 12:28:02 PM
Mental health resources and support available for Joplin tornado survivors:


http://medicine.missouri.edu/news/0136.php

http://dmh.mo.gov/disaster/joplinreliefhtm.htm


Why don't you stupid assholes help her go home to get care? 
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 26, 2013, 01:30:18 PM
Mental health resources and support available for Joplin tornado survivors:


http://medicine.missouri.edu/news/0136.php

http://dmh.mo.gov/disaster/joplinreliefhtm.htm


Why don't you stupid assholes help her go home to get care? 


Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Skinner will shit bricks if they send money to anyone but him!
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: jukin on September 26, 2013, 01:33:03 PM
Mental health resources and support available for Joplin tornado survivors:


http://medicine.missouri.edu/news/0136.php

http://dmh.mo.gov/disaster/joplinreliefhtm.htm


Why don't you stupid assholes help her go home to get care? 


Once again proving that conservatives care more for people than leftists. She really does need mental help, even more so than your typical leftist. Amber should also be flagged so that she cannot buy a weapon, legally.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: Linda on September 27, 2013, 07:37:46 AM
Get her help now before she buys or steals a gun, goes after poor old Dave or shoots up the next shelter because they kick her out for bringing bed bugs into it, and causing them a thousand dollars to clear up the infestation.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: franksolich on September 27, 2013, 07:54:12 AM

Oh, but you forget.

She doesn't really want mental health anyway.

She wants dreamboat Dave back again.

This is obviously one of those instances where someone mentally ill should be forcibly jammed into a big building with small rooms and soft walls, as nothing else will work for them.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: Linda on September 27, 2013, 08:11:36 AM
Well, we can't do that anymore, even if it is for their own good. The liberals passed laws protecting the mentally ill from the government. Now they are free to do as many stupid things as they like without fail. They can act in their own self destruction like Amber and also like Aaron the navy yard shooter. Hopefully Amber's destructive path will not lead to the death of others or herself.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: jukin on September 27, 2013, 09:22:56 AM
Well, we can't do that anymore, even if it is for their own good. The liberals passed laws protecting the mentally ill from the government. Now they are free to do as many stupid things as they like without fail. They can act in their own self destruction like Amber and also like Aaron the navy yard shooter. Hopefully Amber's destructive path will not lead to the death of others or herself.

You description should be in the dictionary under democrat/progresive/Liberal.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 27, 2013, 10:58:08 AM
If Amber can't have that ancient hobo cock, then no one can.

I just hope she stays in touch til the bitter end.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 27, 2013, 11:03:51 AM
Get her help now before she buys or steals a gun, goes after poor old Dave or shoots up the next shelter because they kick her out for bringing bed bugs into it, and causing them a thousand dollars to clear up the infestation.

That is very concerning. Some of those DUmmies scare me as much as I laugh at them.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: Dori on September 27, 2013, 11:07:30 AM
That is very concerning. Some of those DUmmies scare me as much as I laugh at them.

I don't see her as a physical threat.  She's just looking for love...in all the wrong places.   :whatever:

I think she's the one who is going to get hurt.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 27, 2013, 11:56:50 AM
I don't see her as a physical threat.  She's just looking for love...in all the wrong places.   :whatever:

I think she's the one who is going to get hurt.

I do not understand people like her. Never will.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 27, 2013, 12:25:21 PM
I do not understand people like her. Never will.

Al don't do stooooopid, so it's impossible for me to comprehend these idiots.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: franksolich on September 27, 2013, 12:34:13 PM
I do not understand people like her. Never will.

If you've got a possessive woman in your life, run like Hell away from her.  Now.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 27, 2013, 12:52:49 PM
If you've got a possessive woman in your life, run like Hell away from her.  Now.

Very true.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 27, 2013, 02:55:03 PM
If you've got a possessive woman in your life, run like Hell away from her.  Now.

Had experience in this field, Coach? heh, heh!

Fortunately, I married my childhood sweetheart, so have never had to worry about it. After 40 years, she's learned to just tell me to get ****ed. Nuttin' possessive about it, unless I get too friendly with another female, that is!
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 27, 2013, 05:56:25 PM
My wife's not possessive . . . but she did tell me to 'stay in line,' because she 'knows where the rifles and ammunition are, and can load and fire them.' O-)
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: Dori on September 27, 2013, 06:03:33 PM
My wife's not possessive . . . but she did tell me to 'stay in line,' because she 'knows where the rifles and ammunition are, and can load and fire them.'

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned....and all that jazz.

A lot of truth in that phrase.  O-)
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: Linda on September 28, 2013, 06:58:45 AM
If you guys are faithful, then you have nothing to worry about.
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: miskie on September 28, 2013, 09:23:07 AM
Well, we can't do that anymore, even if it is for their own good. The liberals passed laws protecting the mentally ill from the government. Now they are free to do as many stupid things as they like without fail. They can act in their own self destruction like Amber and also like Aaron the navy yard shooter. Hopefully Amber's destructive path will not lead to the death of others or herself.

They regularly blame 'Ray-Gun' for that.    :whatever:
Title: Re: Lurking DUmmies: someone forward this to Amber Hoyt
Post by: Big Dog on September 28, 2013, 09:44:35 AM
If you guys are faithful, then you have nothing to worry about.

You're just trying to lull us into letting our guard down, but I know where the word "hysteria" comes from!

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag72/conscave/gun_barrel_05_lg_zpsd1a22b1a.jpg)
"Good morning, honey! What were you saying about my cooking?"

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: