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Title: My 'Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack' from the White House came today.
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 25, 2013, 10:14:25 AM: Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 'Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack' from the White House.

It contains a parachute; an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker; a 'Bushâ€™s Fault' yard sign; a â€˜Blame Boehnerâ€™ poster; a 'Tax the Rich' banner; an application for unemployment; an application for food stamps; a prayer rug; a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren; and if that was not enough, there was a discount coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my a _ _. Everything was 'Made in China' and all directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.

ETA: As usual, I stole it.
Title: Re:
Post by: Freeper on September 25, 2013, 10:53:14 AM: Was it sent postage due?
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Post by: JohnnyReb on September 25, 2013, 11:00:05 AM: Quote from: Freeper on September 25, 2013, 10:53:14 AM
Was it sent postage due?

It was all free except for shipping and handling......which was rather steep everything considered.
Title: Re: My 'Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack' from the White House came today.
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 25, 2013, 01:27:15 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 25, 2013, 11:00:05 AM
It was all free except for shipping and handling......which was rather steep everything considered.

Yeah, $40,000 for every man, woman, and child is pretty steep shippin' fees!
Title: Re: My 'Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack' from the White House came today.
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 25, 2013, 01:45:59 PM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 25, 2013, 01:27:15 PM
Yeah, $40,000 for every man, woman, and child is pretty steep shippin' fees!
Yeah, just like all that free stuff on TV.....plus shipping and handling....and you can buy the product cheaper than that.