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Title: International Rabbit Day
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 24, 2013, 10:14:45 PM
International Rabbit Day
http://www.cute-calendar.com/event/international-rabbit-day/15658.html

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International Rabbit Day is observed on September 28, 2013. It promotes the protection and care of rabbits both domestic and wild. International Rabbit Day is held each year on the fourth Saturday in September. Rabbit habitats include meadows, woods, forests, grasslands, deserts and wetlands. Rabbits live in groups, and the best known species, the European rabbit, lives in underground burrows, or rabbit holes. More than half the world's rabbit population resides in North America.

I did not know there is International Sodomite Rabbit Day, which should really be called International Humanity Doom Day or just Dooms Day. There is no International Ptarmigan Day. This proves that humans are doomed and their own doing. :argh:  :bird:
Title: Re: International Rabbit Day
Post by: Chris_ on September 24, 2013, 10:24:29 PM
Does it include recipes?
Title: Re: International Rabbit Day
Post by: DefiantSix on September 24, 2013, 10:27:45 PM
Quote from: Chris_ on September 24, 2013, 10:24:29 PM
Does it include recipes?

Just braised ptarmigan under glass. Kinda gamey, I thought. :-)
Title: Re: International Rabbit Day
Post by: Chris_ on September 24, 2013, 10:28:48 PM
I hurt my ankle after stepping in a rabbit hole raking leaves yesterday.  Can I start a class-action lawsuit against all rabbits?
Title: Re: International Rabbit Day
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 24, 2013, 10:33:30 PM
Quote from: Chris_ on September 24, 2013, 10:28:48 PM
I hurt my ankle after stepping in a rabbit hole raking leaves yesterday.  Can I start a class-action lawsuit against all rabbits?

I would suggest exterminating rabbits along with gyrfalcons and ermines. It is payback for the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War. :killemall: :yahoo:  
Title: Re: International Rabbit Day
Post by: thundley4 on September 24, 2013, 11:30:21 PM
Rabbits also live quite well in the cities.
Title: Re: International Rabbit Day
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 25, 2013, 04:29:50 AM
Quote from: thundley4 on September 24, 2013, 11:30:21 PM
Rabbits also live quite well in the cities.

Ptarmigans, OTOH, tend to fly into tall buildings with a lot of glass. :tongue: :whistling:
Title: Re: International Rabbit Day
Post by: ColonelCarrots on September 25, 2013, 06:17:49 AM
Second holiest day of the year. Right after the Day of Atonement.
Title: Re: International Rabbit Day
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 25, 2013, 09:59:01 AM
Thanksgiving used to be rabbit day here......it marked open season on rabbits.
Title: Re: International Rabbit Day
Post by: DefiantSix on September 25, 2013, 10:17:10 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 25, 2013, 09:59:01 AM
Thanksgiving used to be rabbit day here......it marked open season on rabbits.

Easter is very definitely Rabbit Day around here.
Title: Re: International Rabbit Day
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 28, 2013, 10:34:52 AM
From the quote...
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More than half the world's rabbit population resides in North America.
Ptarmigans must writhe in agony.

meanwhile Mr Mannn celebrated Rabbit Day by inviting a few happy bunnies to dinner.
(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1467/n956.jpg)
Title: Re: International Rabbit Day
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 28, 2013, 02:44:40 PM
Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 28, 2013, 10:34:52 AM
From the quote...Ptarmigans must writhe in agony.

meanwhile Mr Mannn celebrated Rabbit Day by inviting a few happy bunnies to dinner.
(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1467/n956.jpg)

God will punish all Lagomorphs.  :fuelfire: :yahoo: