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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: bijou on June 21, 2008, 05:05:17 PM
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-21-08 08:23 AM
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My mom is SUCH a bitch
Advertisements [?]I really can't deal with this at all.
Since I moved back here 6 weeks ago, I have talked to each of my three closest friends ONCE each. Why is that? Because I can't have a ******* phone conversation in this house.
Last night I went to go call my friend Clay and my mom told me that if I wanted to make a phone call I should go in my room. I said "No, I'm going in the back yard." My mom then said well why didn't I go in the front yard so she could go in the back yard to smoke while I was on the phone. I again reiterated that I was GOING to go in the back yard to talk on the phone and if she wanted to smoke SHE could go in the front yard.
So I go out back and I can my friend (for the second time in six weeks.)
I'm on the phone for 5 ******* minutes and she comes out SCREECHING that I ate all the Fritos and now she doesn't have anything to eat with her ham sandwich. Basically that bitch FORCED me to get off the phone after 5 minutes because I was doing something that wasn't about her.
(I ate the last of the Fritos on Tuesday; there's Cheez-Its, there's cottage cheese, there's basically all kinds of stuff she could have had, but NO, I'm the bitch because I ate all the Fritos and didn't tell her. And never mind the fact that I don't eat meat OR tomatoes, and I've been subsisting on macaroni and cheese and beans out of a can for weeks.)
Then, later in the evening, she was getting ready for bed and I told her I was going out in the carport for a minute. I unlatched the gate to the carport, and she bursts out of the house asking if everything's okay because the dogs were upset. Like, DUH, that's why I told you I was going in the carport for a minute. It's like being 5 years old... honestly. I can't go in the ******* carport to get my ******* CD's, which shouldn't be in the carport ANYWAYS, without her acting like it's a crisis.
I really can't deal with this shit at all.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7853297
Best. Mole. Ever. :lmao:
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That's a nice stretchy.
If not a mole, one wonders if the LadySquawk primitive changed her screen-name.
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Can you even imagine if that is a real story. Holy crap.
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I read through the thread over there.
Good God those people are screwed up.
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seawolf (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-21-08 03:01 PM
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39. My sincere sympathies.
I'm home for the summer, because I was unable to find a roommate, and refused to spend any more money on a damned dorm room. My mother's patronizing/condescending, arrogant, narcissistic, bigoted, has no notion of privacy or personal space, and is both stupid AND senile. She's a poisonous pain in the ass, and I've facepalmed at some of her shit so hard I saw stars.
In short, I feel your pain. And people shouldn't be giving you shit for having to deal with her charming-ass self -- we can't always do what we want in life, especially if money's an issue, and we don't all get to have perfect parents. (My father borders on sainthood, but mummy dearest more than counterbalances that.)
Holy crap. What amazingly ungrateful a-holes. :mental:
I pray they're moles.
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seawolf (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-21-08 03:01 PM
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39. My sincere sympathies.
I'm home for the summer, because I was unable to find a roommate, and refused to spend any more money on a damned dorm room. My mother's patronizing/condescending, arrogant, narcissistic, bigoted, has no notion of privacy or personal space, and is both stupid AND senile. She's a poisonous pain in the ass, and I've facepalmed at some of her shit so hard I saw stars.
In short, I feel your pain. And people shouldn't be giving you shit for having to deal with her charming-ass self -- we can't always do what we want in life, especially if money's an issue, and we don't all get to have perfect parents. (My father borders on sainthood, but mummy dearest more than counterbalances that.)
Holy crap. What amazingly ungrateful a-holes. :mental:
I pray they're moles.
Seawolf's parents would be doing it a favour if they forced him/her to get a job and pay for the dorm room. Seawolf is going to have a nasty shock when it joins the real world.
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Those people can't be from the south or at least not residents in the south of any length of time because down here sassing your parents like that at any age will get you a fat lip. Just try talking with a fat lip and a few teeth missing sometimes.
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seawolf (1000+ posts) Sat Jun-21-08 03:01 PM
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39. My sincere sympathies.
I'm home for the summer, because I was unable to find a roommate, and refused to spend any more money on a damned dorm room. My mother's patronizing/condescending, arrogant, narcissistic, bigoted, has no notion of privacy or personal space, and is both stupid AND senile. She's a poisonous pain in the ass, and I've facepalmed at some of her shit so hard I saw stars.
In short, I feel your pain. And people shouldn't be giving you shit for having to deal with her charming-ass self -- we can't always do what we want in life, especially if money's an issue, and we don't all get to have perfect parents. (My father borders on sainthood, but mummy dearest more than counterbalances that.)
Holy crap. What amazingly ungrateful a-holes. :mental:
I pray they're moles.
Seawolf's parents would be doing it a favour if they forced him/her to get a job and pay for the dorm room. Seawolf is going to have a nasty shock when it joins the real world.
their parents take them back intot heir homes and they act like this? My kids try that shit and they'll be out on the street.
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Oh dear God. I pray they are moles too.
Little ingrates!!! My mother would have flattened me in a hot minute for that kind of talk. I'm pretty sure she'd do it today too. And I would totally deserve it. You are never too old to show respect. Especially when living under their roof.
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That's just Mom;s way of saying, "Get the **** out of my house asshole."