Click here to access the Kaiser site to estimate your ACA expense. (http://kff.org/interactive/subsidy-calculator/)
Enter your expected income and voila, you get what you have to pay for Bronze coverage, pretty much no care at all.
You will find that this number isgreater than zero, which will come as a disappointment to you, and as hilarious for me.
Own it.
You misspelled "OMG! you've got to be F'in' kidding me!!"
KC
Wait til they find out that the Bronze plan is essentially a few bandaids, a half-used tube of Neosporin, the cap from a syringe, and three annual visits to a homeopathic psychologist.
Will the healing white light and pictures of hands be included in the Bronze Plan or will that only be available in the higher packages?
KC
I think the best any plan has to offer is a stream of warm yellow "light."
....and for DUmmie family to drink more water.
You guys!!
The jug-eared Kenyan plainly said, "If you like the plan you have, you can keep it."
That was about as clear as any statement could be.
It was like a red line or something.
Wait til they find out that the Bronze plan is essentially a few bandaids, a half-used tube of Neosporin, the cap from a syringe, and three annual visits to a homeopathic psychologist.
"Yes, yes, I know your back hurts. What I want to know is how you feel about your back hurting."
And keep in mind there are no wrong answers.
And keep in mind there are no wrong answers.
"Yes, yes, I know your back hurts. What I want to know is how you feel about your back hurting."