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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on September 21, 2013, 10:56:23 AM
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Sat Sep 21, 2013, 09:11 AM
Denninmi (6,193 posts)
Enormous bruise on my right knee.
I fell on it kind of hard yesterday doing lunges in my intermediate fitness class.
Read that part again "doing lunges in my intermediate fitness class."
The guy who was so out of shape 13 1/2 months ago he could barely walk 2 miles.
I have never been so PROUD of a bruise
It's AWESOME!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018484119
Dennis is proud that he's posting in the Lounge instead of his usual home in the boobyhatch.
Keep in mind this is a grown man posting this.
Response to Denninmi (Original post)
Sat Sep 21, 2013, 09:46 AM
Aristus (30,924 posts)
2. Don't go crazy, though, bud.
Sorry, DUmmy. That train left the station.
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You mean he's not proud of the hand-shaped bruises on his buttocks?
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I wonder how much that "intermediate fitness class" is going to cost?
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You mean he's not proud of the hand-shaped bruises on his buttocks?
He saves those posts, and his posts bragging about the bruising of his rectal mucosa, for the KGBLT forum.
Sat Sep 21, 2013, 09:11 AM
Denninmi (6,193 posts)
Enormous bruise on my sigmoid colon.
I fell on it kind of hard yesterday doing lunges.
Read that part again "fell on it doing lunges."
The guy who was so out of shape 13 1/2 months ago he could barely handle a pinky finger. Now I can smuggle a canned ham through an airport checkpoint.
I have never been so PROUD of a bruise
It's AWESOME!
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He really should take the butt plug out of his ass before doing that routine.
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If true and we all know Coach's rule, congrats to the DUche. If true he is taking responsibility for his life and truly moving forward. I wish well on it's quest to be in better shape and happiness. My sincerest hope is that it stop reading and posting to the DUmp.
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I was proud of my bruises before, usually when I got them at Karate. Especially the ones from my Black Belt test.
Lets see this wussy fight 3 on 1...
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I got the most bruises during one of Gary Bailey's motocross schools. Part of the course involved a trail ride thru dense, narrow, tight wooded areas.
Quote the Professor: "Nothing teaches discipline better than a large tree."
He wasn't kidding!
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I was proud of my bruises before, usually when I got them at Karate. Especially the ones from my Black Belt test.
Lets see this wussy fight 3 on 1...
That reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer brags about his skill at karate, routinely fighting off multiple attackers. Then it's discovered he's the only one in the class over ten years old.
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So the dummie is proud of a bruise? Oh me... I get bruises all the time. I guess maybe I ought to post about it here.
What a freaking loser. Yo dummie? Do the world a favor and off yourself. Do it tonite. :loser: :loser: :loser:
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Try a combative sport, ya big *****. Getting a bruise doing calisthenics just means you're no good at it.
:loser:
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So the dummie is proud of a bruise? Oh me... I get bruises all the time. I guess maybe I ought to post about it here.
What a freaking loser. Yo dummie? Do the world a favor and off yourself. Do it tonite. :loser: :loser: :loser:
Not me. I'm a karate man. I bruise on the inside.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxE56A-EJ40[/youtube]
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So, DUmmie takes an aspirin everyday.....I to bruise easily because of that.
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I nearly lost a finger during a bacon eating contest. I was snitching off the plate of the guy next to me.
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(http://i.qkme.me/3rnfh8.jpg)
:rotf: that is awesome!