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Title: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: DUKOTA on September 21, 2013, 12:29:51 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023705180


Lady Freedom Returns (6,018 posts)

Going to bed. Need to be at the Bus Station at 6:15 a.m.

I may not be on for a while. And it may be few and far between since I am rebuilding a life. So here I go!

Excited  and a little scared! 

I am to be in Tucson at 9:40 a.m. Sunday!
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Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 21, 2013, 12:56:32 AM
DUpe. 
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: diesel driver on September 21, 2013, 02:58:03 AM
Well, bye.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: Tucker on September 21, 2013, 07:14:51 AM
I just realized something. One of the DUmps most prolific posters, calpig, has not made a single post in any of freeDUmbs threads.
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: franksolich on September 21, 2013, 07:21:44 AM
I just realized something. One of the DUmps most prolific posters, calpig, has not made a single post in any of freeDUmbs threads.

She doesn't want to be hit up to share her wealth.
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: franksolich on September 21, 2013, 07:23:50 AM
By the way, here it is, 7:20 a.m. both Joplin, Missouri and Nebraska Sandhills time.  The convenience store primitive is perhaps right at this minute sitting on a bench in the opulent Joplin bus terminal, anxiously awaiting departure in about twenty minutes.

Although one really hopes she's being detained by the loving, caring sisters.
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: Tucker on September 21, 2013, 07:37:38 AM
By the way, here it is, 7:20 a.m. both Joplin, Missouri and Nebraska Sandhills time.  The convenience store primitive is perhaps right at this minute sitting on a bench in the opulent Joplin bus terminal, anxiously awaiting departure in about twenty minutes.

Although one really hopes she's being detained by the loving, caring sisters.

I can see the headlines of the Joplin newspaper 10 years from now. "Woman held in basement, chained to a pole for ten years, finally escapes."
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: Linda on September 21, 2013, 07:50:24 AM
I hope she has a safe trip, even if it is a bad idea.
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: franksolich on September 21, 2013, 08:03:38 AM
I hope she has a safe trip, even if it is a bad idea.

Of course, we all do.

But we know it's not going to end well.

The bus if on time left Joplin twenty minutes ago, and I'm still hoping her sisters managed to detain her.
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: USA4ME on September 21, 2013, 08:28:23 AM
This has the potential to be a really top notch train wreck.

 :popcorn:

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Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 21, 2013, 11:07:16 AM
She doesn't want to be hit up to share her wealth.
:-)
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 21, 2013, 11:12:15 AM
I just realized something. One of the DUmps most prolific posters, calpig, has not made a single post in any of freeDUmbs threads.

Well, my dear Tucker, she's too busy spreading love, warmth, and excess male hormones to other psychos. As soon as Amber's mouth is firmly affixed to the government teat, or some other
part of a man, CalPeg will reappear with love for all, knowing full well that her bank account is safe.

Also see: kpete.
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: Kimberly on September 21, 2013, 12:21:09 PM
I can see the headlines of the Joplin newspaper 10 years from now. "Woman held in basement, chained to a pole for ten years, finally escapes."

And if this goes the other way, Tucson headlines in ten years "Man's body found buried in desert. Large stupid woman sought for questioning."  :rofl:
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: Big Dog on September 21, 2013, 12:29:46 PM
And if this goes the other way, Tucson headlines in ten years "Man's body found buried in desert. Large stupid woman sought for questioning."  :rofl:

Amber would have to lure him out into the desert, then kill him. Damn sure she wouldn't drag his carcass out of town- that would require physical exertion.

Maybe we'll see this in the DUmp:

Hanging Chad Located in Tucson
Skinner says "We're one vote closer to overturning the 2000 Election, but we need your $upport!"
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: USA4ME on September 21, 2013, 04:28:25 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023707864

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Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 21, 2013, 04:32:44 PM
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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)
Sat Sep 21, 2013, 04:37 PM
OneGrassRoot (19,777 posts)

9. Onward to your new life....
Godspeed, LFR!!!!

From the WishaDU! scamstress!!

May the wind be at your back, and may you always FOAD.



Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: Tucker on September 21, 2013, 04:36:30 PM
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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)

Sat Sep 21, 2013, 03:44 PM

Star Member Trailrider1951 (1,324 posts)
3. Godspeed, Lady Freedom

May all your dreams come true!

When a star is born
They possess a gift or two
One of them is this
They have the power to make a wish come true

When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires will come to you

If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star as dreamers do

Fate is kind
She brings to those who love
The sweet fulfillment of their secret longing

Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a star
Your dreams come true

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Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: franksolich on September 21, 2013, 04:36:48 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023707864

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,022 posts)    Sat Sep 21, 2013, 03:37 PM

On the bus now...

Just left OKC! 72 min late. I hope I make my transfer in Phoenix!

Not wanting to get to Tucson in the Dark!

Well, she slipped out of the loving embrace of her sisters.

Damn.

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NYC_SKP (52,753 posts)    Sat Sep 21, 2013, 03:37 PM

1. Was OKC the scary station you mentione, or is that a different one?

^^^drives franksolich nuts, he's s-o-o-o-o-o-o condescending, as if talking to a retarded younger sibling.

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Lady Freedom Returns (6,022 posts)    Sat Sep 21, 2013, 03:43 PM

2. Yup!

And that is where we lost 72 mins.
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 21, 2013, 04:40:00 PM
Roy Clark sings "Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx8x3LCnYZw

....and for Frank.....the lyrics



Roy Clark Thank God And Greyhound Lyrics

 Songwriters: NIX, ED / KINGSTON, LARRY

I've made a small fortune and you squandered it all
You shamed me till I feel about one inch tall
But I thought I loved you and I hoped you would change
So I gritted my teeth and didn't complain

Now you come to me with a simple goodbye
You tell me you're leaving but you won't tell me why
We're here at the station and you're getting on
And all I can think of is thank God and Greyhound you're gone

Thank God and Greyhound you're gone
That load on my mind got lighter when you got on
That shiny old bus is a beautiful sight
With the black smoke a rolling up around the taillights
It may sound kind-a cruel but I've been silent too long
Thank God and Greyhound you're gone

Thank God and Greyhound you're gone
I didn't know how much longer I could go on
Watching you take the respect out of me
Watching you make a total wreck out of me
That big diesel motor is a playing my song
Thank God and Greyhound you're gone
Thank God and Greyhound you're gone



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Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: Tucker on September 21, 2013, 04:43:33 PM


....and for Frank.....the lyrics





Great idea.
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 21, 2013, 05:00:28 PM
Little Jimmy Dickens sings "May the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfYFx6MOTYU

Now you tell me if this doesn't sound like a DUmmie.
 
 One fine day as I was a-walkin' down the street
 Spied a beggar man with rags upon his feet
Took a penny from my pocket
 In his tin cup I did drop it

 I heard him say as I made my retreat

 CHORUS
 "May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"
 "May an elephant caress you with his toes"
 "May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose"
 "May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"

 The laundry man is really on his toes
Found a hundred-dollar bill among my clothes
 When he called me I came a-runnin'
 Gave him back his dime for phonin'
 I heard him sayin' as I turned to go

 CHORUS

 I was way behind one day to catch the train
 Taxi driver said "We'll make it just the same"
 The speed cop made it with us
 And as he wrote out the ticket
I stood by politely a-waitin' for my change

 CHORUS

 CHORUS

 FADE

 CHORUS
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Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: jtyangel on September 21, 2013, 05:49:17 PM
I agree with others this is a big fat trainwreck waiting for the place to jump the rails. I recall just hours ago reading how she was 'scared' of the OKC terminal and I was just reminded how ill-equipped these idiots are for life in general. I've been to a number of airports and while I knew certain ones would be ridiculously busy, I never recalled being 'scared'. And then Greyhound and a 300 'nestegg'? How old is this woman again? 35ish? I haven't considered either of those for transportation or as a lot of money to make my way somewhere since I was 19 and I certainly would not have uprooted on just 300 bucks and no final destination or job awaiting me when I arrived. Wow...just wow!
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 21, 2013, 05:58:45 PM
As with always on these lady Freedumb threads....

NO RELATION!!
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 21, 2013, 06:03:01 PM
I agree with others this is a big fat trainwreck waiting for the place to jump the rails. I recall just hours ago reading how she was 'scared' of the OKC terminal and I was just reminded how ill-equipped these idiots are for life in general. I've been to a number of airports and while I knew certain ones would be ridiculously busy, I never recalled being 'scared'. And then Greyhound and a 300 'nestegg'? How old is this woman again? 35ish? I haven't considered either of those for transportation or as a lot of money to make my way somewhere since I was 19 and I certainly would not have uprooted on just 300 bucks and no final destination or job awaiting me when I arrived. Wow...just wow!
Try navigating your way through Shinjuku Station at rush hour, with no other gaijin in sight anywhere.
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: Big Dog on September 21, 2013, 06:14:41 PM
Try navigating your way through Shinjuku Station at rush hour, with no other gaijin in sight anywhere.

Been there, done that! Rode the train from Sagamihara to Shinjuku Station.

First time I went there, I walked a block away from the station and got lost. I had a great time.
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Post by: jtyangel on September 21, 2013, 06:44:54 PM
Try navigating your way through Shinjuku Station at rush hour, with no other gaijin in sight anywhere.

Yeah but we are talking OKC...I think you got a soft spot for Amber ;) even freeps thought you had been hijacked.
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: dane on September 21, 2013, 07:33:17 PM
Been there, done that! Rode the train from Sagamihara to Shinjuku Station.

First time I went there, I walked a block away from the station and got lost. I had a great time.
Ditto.  Got lost several times going from Yokohama station to Sagamino and/or Sagami Otsuka.  Enjoyed the hospitality that met me every time.  I was with the airwing aboard the USS Midway in Yokosuka.
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: Big Dog on September 22, 2013, 06:38:25 AM
Ditto.  Got lost several times going from Yokohama station to Sagamino and/or Sagami Otsuka.  Enjoyed the hospitality that met me every time.  I was with the airwing aboard the USS Midway in Yokosuka.

Flew medevac from Cp Zama to the hospital at Yokosuka.
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: BattleHymn on September 22, 2013, 11:20:50 AM
Well, we are t-minus twenty minutes and counting until the LFR primitive will be arriving at her destination.  Any minute now, she will be falling into the arms of the throngs of other primitives that lined up to help her when she finally makes it into Tucson.

Or not. 
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: Dori on September 22, 2013, 12:05:16 PM
Well, we are t-minus twenty minutes and counting until the LFR primitive will be arriving at her destination.  Any minute now, she will be falling into the arms of the throngs of other primitives that lined up to help her when she finally makes it into Tucson.

Or not. 

Well at least the weather isn't too bad.  Only 20% chance of thunder storms and a low of 62 tonight.  If she has a coat, that park bench shouldn't be too uncomfortable.

Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 22, 2013, 03:46:44 PM
If she called a church, they'd find shelter for her.

But she'd be banned from the DUmp if she admitted it.
Title: Re: Lady free dumb with er tearful goodbye
Post by: Tess Anderson on September 22, 2013, 06:16:11 PM
Ewww, she did actually go - she's waiting around for another bus in Pheonix:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018484752

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Sun Sep 22, 2013, 12:33 PM

 Lady Freedom Returns (6,032 posts)



Got in late to Phoenix, BUT



 Another bus is on the way. It will be here @ 10:35 Arizona time. So I will be getting to Tucson before dark like I hopes!!!

 :whatever: