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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: FiddlingAnt on September 16, 2013, 02:26:55 PM

Title: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: FiddlingAnt on September 16, 2013, 02:26:55 PM
Last Thursday I got a call from a blood bank telling me that my blood was a match for a baby who needs a heart operation. I went in this morning to donate a pint.

You would think that donating blood is a pretty nonpartisan activity, but it turns out that conservatives are much more likely to donate blood than liberals are.  Liberal New York Times columnist Nicholas D. Kristof bemoaned this liberal embarrassment in a December 20, 2008 column and cites economist Arthur C. Brooks about this.

In 2006 Brooks wrote the book Who Really Cares which reports that in all forms of charity, conservatives are more generous than liberals, including blood donations, so much so that Dr. Brooks said, "If liberals and moderates gave blood at the same rate as conservatives, the blood supply of the United States would jump about 45 percent."

As professor Thomas Sowell says, "Being willing to donate the taxpayers' money is not the same as putting your own money where your mouth is."

Or your blood.

If liberals have a reputation for being so compassionate, why don't they donate blood like conservatives do?
Title: Re: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2013, 02:27:45 PM
If liberals have a reputation for being so compassionate, why don't they donate blood like conservatives do?
Hepatitis.
Title: Re: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 16, 2013, 02:33:46 PM
Hepatitis.

...and HIV .....which the queers demand they be given the chance to give.
Title: Re: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: Eupher on September 16, 2013, 02:47:21 PM
*sigh*

I wish I could donate, but no dice sayeth the Red Cross.

Spent too many years in Europe. I am a mad cow disease risk.

h5 to you, FA.

Title: Re: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: DefiantSix on September 16, 2013, 03:09:59 PM
*sigh*

I wish I could donate, but no dice sayeth the Red Cross.

Spent too many years in Europe. I am a mad cow disease risk.

h5 to you, FA.



Yup.

Most beautiful woman on the planet spent 1-1/2 years in England on a church mission.  She wouldn't be permitted to donate if she were the only other O positive holder on the planet, even though she is healthy as a horse (once you wipe the foam from around her mouth...  :-) ).
Title: Re: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: Wineslob on September 16, 2013, 04:10:49 PM
*sigh*

I wish I could donate, but no dice sayeth the Red Cross.

Spent too many years in Europe. I am a mad cow disease risk.

h5 to you, FA.




Ahhh, this explains much.
















 O-)
Title: Re: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: Eupher on September 16, 2013, 04:32:42 PM

Ahhh, this explains much.

 O-)

 :-)

Mrs E has promised to tell me when I start slobbering and writhing on the floor, trying to get up. Not that I'd be able to do anything about that....

 :whistling:
Title: Re: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: obumazombie on September 16, 2013, 05:35:38 PM
Blood drives just need to be properly couched in socialist terms to get the libs to donate. Maybe a vote for every lib and another vote for every pint a lib brings in. They just might donate all their blood for a deal like that.
Title: Re: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: biersmythe on September 16, 2013, 05:51:24 PM
Blood drives just need to be properly couched in socialist terms to get the libs to donate. Maybe a vote for every lib and another vote for every pint a lib brings in. They just might donate all their blood for a deal like that.

You know that is a stroke of genius!!!! but then again I really don't think zombies have blood. So wont work.
Title: Re: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: Mike220 on September 16, 2013, 06:27:07 PM
You know that is a stroke of genius!!!! but then again I really don't think zombies have blood. So wont work.

Need to be careful there. Upon death, the Liberal gets a multiplier to their +3 voting power.

How big that is depends on just how far their nose is up Dear Readers ass. Could backfire....
Title: Re: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: Dori on September 16, 2013, 06:32:25 PM
I don't think I would want any liberal blood. 
Title: Re: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: biersmythe on September 16, 2013, 06:34:12 PM
I don't think I would want any liberal blood. 

Nope makes ya cold and stupid, well I would think so cause they all are.
Title: Re: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: Dori on September 16, 2013, 06:53:00 PM
Nope makes ya cold and stupid, well I would think so cause they all are.

I'm afraid that whatever makes them illogical and crazy could be contagious.
Title: Re: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: biersmythe on September 16, 2013, 07:03:57 PM
I'm afraid that whatever makes them illogical and crazy could be contagious.

LOL funny you say that i watched a show last night on Smithsonian channel (I think) about genetically transferred diseases in Papua New Guinea's cannibal tribes. .. It was like the mad cow disease....HMMMM coincidence? I think not.
Title: Re: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: obumazombie on September 16, 2013, 07:06:24 PM
LOL funny you say that i watched a show last night on Smithsonian channel (I think) about genetically transferred diseases in Papua New Guinea's cannibal tribes. .. It was like the mad cow disease....HMMMM coincidence? I think not.
It's thought to be caused by them eating the brain of their victims. Just like zombies for owebuma.
Title: Re: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: biersmythe on September 16, 2013, 07:13:36 PM
It's thought to be caused by them eating the brain of their victims. Just like zombies for owebuma.

Yea brains and the stem...but they made mention of the blood possibly being a problem....well....so no transfusions for me.
Title: Re: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: Dori on September 16, 2013, 07:39:10 PM
LOL funny you say that i watched a show last night on Smithsonian channel (I think) about genetically transferred diseases in Papua New Guinea's cannibal tribes. .. It was like the mad cow disease....HMMMM coincidence? I think not.

It's also a known that people who get organ transplants sometimes start thinking of things that never occurred to them before or develop food likes and cravings they never cared for before.  Doctor's have attested to the fact that it happens in some of their patients.
Title: Re: Easier to Get Blood From a Turnip Than a Liberal
Post by: obumazombie on September 16, 2013, 09:48:31 PM
It's also a known that people who get organ transplants sometimes start thinking of things that never occurred to them before or develop food likes and cravings they never cared for before.  Doctor's have attested to the fact that it happens in some of their patients.
Anecdotal. I love using that word.