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Title: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 14, 2013, 01:00:32 PM
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Fri Sep 13, 2013, 08:25 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (5,964 posts)

Nervous about what to tell them at the exit interview.
They will ask me why I am living. I don't want to say because I can't stand my family. What should I say. I was thinking something like "Unfinished Business in Tucson".
 
It is true, I never got the set up my little home like I wanted.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018479691
When a bodega clerk quits after three or four weeks, the exit interview is crucial.


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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)
Sat Sep 14, 2013, 04:31 AM
HeiressofBickworth (1,426 posts)

2. Rather than being mysterious or deceptive
just say that you are looking forward to returning to your home in Arizona. Why Arizona? For the weather. Anyone in Joplin will understand that. You don't owe anyone any details and keeping it upbeat means that if you use them for a reference they won't be speculating about your personal life to your detriment.



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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)
Sat Sep 14, 2013, 11:41 AM
patricia92243 (7,665 posts)

3. Something along the line of "I have made the decision (this let's them know that it is a done deed-
you are not just thinking about it.

"I have made the decision to move back to Tucson. It is my home now, and I am more homesick than I ever imagined."
 
Play nice - put all the blame on your missing Tucson - not on any of their shenanigans - and maybe they will take you to catch the bus - save you the fare.
 
Also, hide your ticket - probably on your person. Your family sounds a little devious sometime, and they might try to make your ticket disappear. (Sorry, don't mean to sound hateful about your family.)
 
Keep us posted - we all care.

In a battle of wits, Amber and DUmmy patricianumbers would be evenly matched.


Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: USA4ME on September 14, 2013, 01:20:27 PM
Quote from:
Lady Freedom Returns

Nervous about what to tell them at the exit interview.

They will ask me why I am living.

Many of us are asking the same thing.

.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Texacon on September 14, 2013, 01:26:11 PM
Many of us are asking the same thing.

.


Beat ALL of us to it.

KC
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Texacon on September 14, 2013, 01:27:25 PM
I've never worked at a convenient store ... Is there even a remote possibility they are going to do an exit interview?!

I would picture that going something like this;

"I'm quitting."

"Ok."

The end.

KC
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Dori on September 14, 2013, 01:38:50 PM
I thought the exit interview was for the benefit of the company.  Is there really any right or wrong answers?





Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Linda on September 14, 2013, 01:39:31 PM
I've never worked at a convenient store ... Is there even a remote possibility they are going to do an exit interview?!

I would picture that going something like this;

"I'm quitting."

"Ok."

The end.

KC

I picture it going that way too.
BUT, if she actually did have to go for an exit interview, do you think she would be any more honest in it than she was on the register she ran?
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Skul on September 14, 2013, 01:50:34 PM
At first I wondered why she just doesn't tell them the truth.
Then, it came to me....DUmmies lie, aways, DUmmies lie. :-)
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Texacon on September 14, 2013, 01:50:44 PM
I picture it going that way too.
BUT, if she actually did have to go for an exit interview, do you think she would be any more honest in it than she was on the register she ran?

Nope.  She'll probably tell them she's moving to AZ to be production manager at channel 12.

KC
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 14, 2013, 02:54:30 PM
I thought the exit interview was for the benefit of the company.  Is there really any right or wrong answers?







It absolutely is done to benefit the company, not the employee.  This DUmmy could spew whatever the hell it wants (if there is really an exit interview).
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Delmar on September 14, 2013, 03:24:03 PM
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"Unfinished Business in Tucson"
That Chad is still breathing.

(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/kill-bill-unfinished-business_zpsd7cfbf65.gif) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/kill-bill-unfinished-business_zpsd7cfbf65.gif.html)
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: franksolich on September 14, 2013, 03:26:11 PM

I tell you, man, this is not going to end well.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Big Dog on September 14, 2013, 03:30:51 PM
That Chad is still breathing.

(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/kill-bill-unfinished-business_zpsd7cfbf65.gif) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/kill-bill-unfinished-business_zpsd7cfbf65.gif.html)

Fortunately for Amber, Greyhound doesn't check luggage. The knives she stole from her sister's kitchen will be undetected.

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I tell you, man, this is not going to end well.

It's a good thing the Tucson Police Dept has a Tip Hotline (http://cms3.tucsonaz.gov/police/submit-a-tip).
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 14, 2013, 03:32:06 PM
That Chad is still breathing.

(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/kill-bill-unfinished-business_zpsd7cfbf65.gif) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/kill-bill-unfinished-business_zpsd7cfbf65.gif.html)
Chad will learn that you don't mess with The Bride.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 14, 2013, 04:08:16 PM
Can one flunk an exit interview?....and if you do, are you expected to work that night?

She best review her notes on "drive offs".
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 14, 2013, 04:23:51 PM
It's a good thing the Tucson Police Dept has a Tip Hotline (http://cms3.tucsonaz.gov/police/submit-a-tip).

I hope someone here uses it when LFR heads out.  It just might save a life.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Alpha Mare on September 14, 2013, 04:41:04 PM
I've never worked at a convenient store ... Is there even a remote possibility they are going to do an exit interview?!

Nope.  (I've managed a few in the past.)
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: GOP Congress on September 14, 2013, 08:54:10 PM
Anyone have a picture of dear Amber? I sense another book cover in the making...
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: franksolich on September 14, 2013, 09:39:43 PM
Anyone have a picture of dear Amber? I sense another book cover in the making...

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/ladyfreedom02_zpsc595cf08.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/ladyfreedom02_zpsc595cf08.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/11_08_06_0747_zps20ef9725.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/11_08_06_0747_zps20ef9725.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/ladyfreedom01_zps53c80919.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/ladyfreedom01_zps53c80919.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/LadyFreedomReturns.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/LadyFreedomReturns.jpg.html)

You may wish to include photographs of her loving sisters, but I don't have any.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: DefiantSix on September 14, 2013, 10:16:58 PM
I've never worked at a convenient store ... Is there even a remote possibility they are going to do an exit interview?!

Nobody - including Lay Dee Free DUmb - said the STORE was going to be conducting the exit interview. She just said there would be one.

I got $20 bucks that one of the eeeeeeee-vil sisters dropped the dime to Joplin PD about somebody bragging about having extra cash after the convenient store till came up short. $50 more says the exit interview will be conducted by someone who answers to the title of "detective". $20 more says she doesn't get to use that bus ticket. :popcorn:
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: GOP Congress on September 14, 2013, 10:44:51 PM
No wonder she didn't get the Shotgirl job LOL...

I'll have Amber's First Book Cover, Title, and a special Stinkyblurb by the morn...
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 14, 2013, 11:02:30 PM
A couple of shots of Amber's dear sister Crystal
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/b1c8496a-c65d-461e-97bb-fd56cd413639_zpsad81bd4e.jpg)(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/cc5df596-9a26-4c77-b236-29a0ae2291a5_zps13ffdb43.jpg)

And dreamboat Dave
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/e6363454-3881-4d9d-b6df-05f41a9265b1_zps28259286.jpg)

And then, of course, there's that Chad
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/7115d54b-35aa-42fe-b192-fedbae173aa7_zpsb5c6beee.jpg)
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: wasp69 on September 15, 2013, 12:20:42 AM
That is one genetically cursed family...  Yick!
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Chris_ on September 15, 2013, 12:35:47 AM
An exit interview at a gas station?  That sounds like overkill. 
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: RobJohnson on September 15, 2013, 04:20:30 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9kqk7YrbOBc/TJFFhO1wD4I/AAAAAAAABe0/BbcZIpIC3Zg/s1600/readers+digest+exit+interview.jpg)
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Tucker on September 15, 2013, 05:57:26 AM
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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)

Sat Sep 14, 2013, 03:37 PM

riderinthestorm (13,538 posts)
7. Have you been told you ARE having an exit interview?

Most hourly positions don't do them AFAIK.

Don't have any liquid in your mouth when reading her reply.

You've been warned!!!

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Response to riderinthestorm (Reply #7)

Sun Sep 15, 2013, 01:05 AM

Lady Freedom Returns (5,968 posts)
10. Yup!

By the District Manager herself.

See, I was marked for assistant manager. But I got sick of my family and then I realized that the manager had issues with me ( or anyone) that was in a trailer park. Anyone with a EBT card is a big issues with him.

It was supposed to happen today, but due to a robbery at another store, she was tied up. She is coming on Wednesday.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: hillneck on September 15, 2013, 07:59:03 AM
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Lady Freedom Returns (5,968 posts)
10. Yup!

By the District Manager herself.

See, I was marked for assistant manager.


Whoa!  What a Sooper Genius, going from cleaning the bathrooms to asst. manager all in a couple of weeks.  She's a legend in her own mind.    :rotf:
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Linda on September 15, 2013, 08:03:40 AM
LFR's forgot the downgrade from training to run the register to cleaning the bathrooms all in a couple of weeks.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: DUKOTA on September 15, 2013, 09:06:43 AM
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/ladyfreedom02_zpsc595cf08.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/ladyfreedom02_zpsc595cf08.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/11_08_06_0747_zps20ef9725.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/11_08_06_0747_zps20ef9725.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/ladyfreedom01_zps53c80919.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/ladyfreedom01_zps53c80919.jpg.html)

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/LadyFreedomReturns.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/LadyFreedomReturns.jpg.html)

You may wish to include photographs of her loving sisters, but I don't have any.
Is she the brunette sitting about four stools back?  It's the only one I see in the first picture.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: miskie on September 15, 2013, 10:17:59 AM
Wouldn't it be simple enough to say "I'm moving to Arizona" and leave it at that ?
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 15, 2013, 10:28:57 AM

Whoa!  What a Sooper Genius, going from cleaning the bathrooms to asst. manager all in a couple of weeks. 

What other duties would the assistant manager of a convenient store have?

 
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 15, 2013, 11:12:04 AM

     Sweet sassy molassey. An exit interview? Um, no. The purpose of an exit interview is to inform employees of their COBRA rights and any other reminders about noncompetes, nondisclosures, etc. An hourly employee would probably not fit into this category, and even if she did, the "HR" person couldn't/shouldn't give a country f*** WHY the moron is leaving. An exit interview is not something you prepare for, DUmmies. It isn't your golden opportunity to tell the company what you think of it. It's simply a slightly ceremonial way for you to be informed of your rights, if you have any, and to be done with you.

     Jesus.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: AprilRazz on September 15, 2013, 11:15:49 AM
Wonder if the district manager will be waiting with the popo.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 15, 2013, 11:25:10 AM
Wonder if the district manager will be waiting with the popo.

Eh. I suspect that her exit from this job will be as consequential as the exits this thing sees:

(http://www.porcher-us.com/assets/images/productImages/porcher/standard/3150.prd.s.001.jpg)
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Chris_ on September 15, 2013, 11:29:03 AM
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It was supposed to happen today, but due to a robbery at another store, she was tied up.
:rimshot:
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: dane on September 15, 2013, 11:35:46 AM
Amber's version of the imaginary exit interview will include how, despite her inability to quickly grasp the intricacies of working in a 'convenient' store and her leaving with only a few weeks of employment, she was begged to stay to be groomed for the position of assistant manager with a guaranteed promotion in minimum time.

In her story, she will have been asked to provide some insight into how the day to day operation of the store could be improved.  AND, there will be profuse offerings of apologies if she had been made to feel unwelcome.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Tucker on September 15, 2013, 02:36:24 PM
Amber's version of the imaginary exit interview will include how, despite her inability to quickly grasp the intricacies of working in a 'convenient' store and her leaving with only a few weeks of employment, she was begged to stay to be groomed for the position of assistant manager with a guaranteed promotion in minimum time.

In her story, she will have been asked to provide some insight into how the day to day operation of the store could be improved.  AND, there will be profuse offerings of apologies if she had been made to feel unwelcome.

Her leaving is one of the best ways.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 15, 2013, 04:16:42 PM
Maybe she should return to college and get a BA degree in "Convenient Store Clerking".
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 15, 2013, 07:40:35 PM
Maybe she should return to college and get a BA degree in "Convenient Store Clerking".

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

H5 JohnnyReb! You made me giggle.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2013, 08:49:15 PM
Amber's version of the imaginary exit interview will include how, despite her inability to quickly grasp the intricacies of working in a 'convenient' store and her leaving with only a few weeks of employment, she was begged to stay to be groomed for the position of assistant manager with a guaranteed promotion in minimum time.

In her story, she will have been asked to provide some insight into how the day to day operation of the store could be improved.  AND, there will be profuse offerings of apologies if she had been made to feel unwelcome.

I've had "exit interviews" before, but in jobs I held longer than she has, and in higher-ranking jobs.

Myself, being one of the "protected classes" (quotation marks sarcastic), I always got the impression the real reason was to find out if I might have any "handicapped discrimination" claims against the company, which of course was utter nonsense; I've always been fairly, if not magnanimously, treated.....and in fact always took care to put that in writing, in my letter giving notice of leaving.

But all these employment laws make employers overly paranoid.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 15, 2013, 08:53:53 PM
But all these employment laws make employers overly paranoid.
These laws also stand as the biggest obstacle to employment for people in the "protected class".
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2013, 08:54:26 PM
These laws also stand as the biggest obstacle to employment for people in the "protected class".

Yes!
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 15, 2013, 09:02:19 PM
These laws also stand as the biggest obstacle to employment for people in the "protected class".

I agree, GoBucks.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2013, 09:04:13 PM
I agree, GoBucks.

I not only wholeheartedly agree, but I live it, too.

Since 1993 and passage of ADA, I've been living it.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: obumazombie on September 15, 2013, 10:25:05 PM
I think a fellow caver already referred to it, and by that I mean the subject of the $70 missing from her till would possibly come up in an imaginary exit interview.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Chris_ on September 15, 2013, 10:26:54 PM
I think a fellow caver already referred to it, and by that I mean the subject of the $70 missing from her till would possibly come up in an imaginary exit interview.
I have a feeling that is why it was scheduled... they're trying to find out what happened to their money.  No minimum-wage hourly position I've ever been part of included an exit interview.

I'd like to be a fly on that wall.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 15, 2013, 11:02:59 PM
I have a feeling that is why it was scheduled... they're trying to find out what happened to their money.  No minimum-wage hourly position I've ever been part of included an exit interview.

I'd like to be a fly on that wall.
Amber made up that interview.
She heard of somebody having one, and just added it to her story.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: diesel driver on September 16, 2013, 05:13:41 AM
This is just TOOOOOOO funny!!!

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Lady Freedom Returns (5,968 posts)
10. Yup!

By the District Manager herself.

See, I was marked for assistant manager.


Sure you were.   :lmao:

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But I got sick of my family...


I'm sure the feeling was mutual.   :lmao:

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...and then I realized that the manager had issues with me ( or anyone) that was in a trailer park. Anyone with a EBT card is a big issues with him.


So do I, every time I see WHAT uses an EBT card and realize WHAT my hard earned tax money pays for!

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It was supposed to happen today, but due to a robbery at another store, she was tied up. She is coming on Wednesday.


That is just TOOOOOOO DAMNED FUNNY!    :lmao:    :lol:    :rotf:
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Linda on September 16, 2013, 05:24:43 AM
Wait a minute...is the manager a male (Anyone with a EBT card is a big issues with him.)  or a female (but due to a robbery at another store, she was tied up)?

Inquiring minds want to know....
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: dane on September 16, 2013, 05:40:42 AM
Wait a minute...is the manager a male (Anyone with a EBT card is a big issues with him.)  or a female (but due to a robbery at another store, she was tied up)?

Inquiring minds want to know....

Sometimes it is hard to follow DUmmy storylines, but I think it is that the store manager is a male, and the district/area manager is female.  That is the way it is at the convenience store where I have my daily coffee. 

The area manager has 6 or 7 stores, and visits in each one at least every other day.  Store managers come and go, but this area guy has been there for several years.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 16, 2013, 05:43:45 AM
Has any one told Tucson to issue an "Amber" alert?
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Linda on September 16, 2013, 05:50:54 AM
Sometimes it is hard to follow DUmmy storylines, but I think it is that the store manager is a male, and the district/area manager is female.  That is the way it is at the convenience store where I have my daily coffee. 

The area manager has 6 or 7 stores, and visits in each one at least every other day.  Store managers come and go, but this area guy has been there for several years.

OK, I though Amber was talking about the same person...Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 16, 2013, 08:36:45 AM
This is just TOOOOOOO funny!!!

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Lady Freedom Returns (5,968 posts)
10. Yup!

By the District Manager herself.

See, I was marked for assistant manager.

Sure you were.   :lmao:

Well, bukkake is a sort of 'marking.' :whistling:
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: RobJohnson on September 16, 2013, 09:04:11 AM
My guess is she just has to sign a piece of paper saying that she voluntarily quits.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 16, 2013, 11:37:31 AM
And...a little Facebook note from Amber's kid sister, Annette:

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Annette Hoyt
June 26 via mobile.

Well looks like IM not geting that new job IM stuck at Wendys to who ever have me the bad reference thanks for ****ing me out of a better job that would have been better for me my family and my wallet thank you so ****ing much u son of a birches burn in hell ****ers

The Hoyt girls are a lovely family.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Carl on September 16, 2013, 11:49:05 AM
And...a little Facebook note from Amber's kid sister, Annette:

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Annette Hoyt
June 26 via mobile.

Well looks like IM not geting that new job IM stuck at Wendys to who ever have me the bad reference thanks for ****ing me out of a better job that would have been better for me my family and my wallet thank you so ****ing much u son of a birches burn in hell ****ers

The Hoyt girls are a lovely family.

"son of a birches"

 :rotf: :rotf:

God what an intellectual family they are.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 16, 2013, 11:51:15 AM
And...a little Facebook note from Amber's kid sister, Annette:

The Hoyt girls are a lovely family.

Another employment-related gem from her sister (taken verbatim):

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im ****ing pissed what the hell IV been there 5 ****ing years and all I am is a ****ing crew leder but a lilbitch that has only been there 1month is geting inaviwd for shift manger what the **** that's not evn fare — feeling annoyed.

Were I a reality TV producer, I would create a show called, simply, WHITE TRASH. No scripting or guidance necessary - just follow the Hoyt girls and their friends around and you will have hours of quality, actual entertainment.


Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2013, 12:24:32 PM
Classy.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 16, 2013, 12:41:56 PM
I'm struggling with Amber's employment history, so I took it from her Facebook page. I think I have a handle on it now. For 5 years she claimed she was a production technician and associate producer at a television station. My guess is that she was more of what is called a GOFER, since (a) she hasn't had a job in television since 2008, and (b) she apparently went straight from her job as a "producer" to a sales clerk at a store in the mall. While there is NOTHING wrong with working a retail job (or almost any other), her employment since her weighty job at a TV station indicates a lack of coherence. One does not go from an established career in broadcasting to assorted retail and customer servicing positions unless the broadcasting career wasn't all that weighty in the first place.

"Associate producer" is often not a position, but a STATUS on a specific project. For example, she may have done extra work on a particular segment, day, week, etc., for which she was given producer status as a thanks. There are many stories about people in Hollywood who, in lieu of a pay raise or as thanks for a romp in the sack, have received "producer" status.

Were she an actual "producer," she would have contacts in the broadcast industry who could help her with a job. That is a small community. Instead, she's fretting over what is to most people a little pocket money so she can get to another part of the country where she will, doubtless, scrape by doing nothing special, chasing what appears to be a middle-aged man who dresses and poses like a white suburban wannabe thug 18-year-old.

Odd.

(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh219/anaund/lfrwork.jpg) (http://s257.photobucket.com/user/anaund/media/lfrwork.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: jtyangel on September 16, 2013, 12:47:52 PM
Another employment-related gem from her sister (taken verbatim):

Were I a reality TV producer, I would create a show called, simply, WHITE TRASH. No scripting or guidance necessary - just follow the Hoyt girls and their friends around and you will have hours of quality, actual entertainment.

They already do that. It's called Jerry springer...
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 16, 2013, 12:53:38 PM
They already do that. It's called Jerry springer...


Springer is scripted. The Hoyt sisters aren't. I'd follow them from the check cashing place to the welfare office to their baby daddy place to the used car lot to Wendy's to the liquor store...man, what a show that would be.

Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: jtyangel on September 16, 2013, 12:56:39 PM

Springer is scripted. The Hoyt sisters aren't. I'd follow them from the check cashing place to the welfare office to their baby daddy place to the used car lot to Wendy's to the liquor store...man, what a show that would be.

It was a joke. I am emoticon challenged on the phone to indicate such
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 16, 2013, 01:10:25 PM
It was a joke. I am emoticon challenged on the phone to indicate such


     You get a ^5 anyway.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Karin on September 16, 2013, 02:03:32 PM
Discussion sometimes comes up about the differences that Southerners maintain as "common," "ordinary," and "trash."  I think we have the Hoyts pegged.  What a piece of work!  I don't have much of an appetite for Wendy's anymore. 

BTW, Miley Cyrus: common, ordinary or trash? 
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 16, 2013, 02:09:33 PM
Discussion sometimes comes up about the differences that Southerners maintain as "common," "ordinary," and "trash."  I think we have the Hoyts pegged.  What a piece of work!  I don't have much of an appetite for Wendy's anymore. 

BTW, Miley Cyrus: common, ordinary or trash? 

Started out as the first two, but became the last one.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Tucker on September 16, 2013, 03:30:58 PM
Discussion sometimes comes up about the differences that Southerners maintain as "common," "ordinary," and "trash."  I think we have the Hoyts pegged.  What a piece of work!  I don't have much of an appetite for Wendy's anymore. 

BTW, Miley Cyrus: common, ordinary or trash? 

Trash but her Daddy is common. I'm betting that she took her parents D-I-V-O-R-C-E bad.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2013, 05:41:55 PM
And...a little Facebook note from Amber's kid sister, Annette:

The Hoyt girls are a lovely family.

Well now, I stand by my stance that even if her sisters aren't members of the country club set, they're still better than the alternative; she's better off under their tender loving care and management than she is on her own.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Skul on September 16, 2013, 05:53:59 PM
Cyrus took waterski lessons from Winkler.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: jukin on September 16, 2013, 06:33:04 PM
FreeDUmb's exit interview.

FreeDUmb: "I'm ready for my exit interview."

Convenient Store Manager: "Well, Bye."
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 16, 2013, 06:43:52 PM
I wonder if Amber will take care of Crystal and Annette before she leaves to solve her Chad problem.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: DefiantSix on September 16, 2013, 07:05:27 PM
I wonder if Amber will take care of Crystal and Annette before she leaves to solve her Chad problem.

I got a sneaking suspicion she might. After all, you just know they're going to be orbiting the mailbox like sharks around a chunk of bloody tuna, waiting for that final check to come in, so they can get whatever final pittance they're gonna squeeze of what Amber owes 'em. It wouldn't shock me in the least if they "come to harm", because Amber wasn't gonna part with "her money".
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2013, 07:09:16 PM
I wonder if Amber will take care of Crystal and Annette before she leaves to solve her Chad problem.

I'm wondering if--and I'm hoping--her caring, loving sisters have access to her facebook account, so that they know what's going on.  They need to know.

I suspect they don't know what's going on but hope they find out, so she doesn't leave the city limits of Joplin, where she's safer and in better hands.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Dori on September 16, 2013, 07:48:36 PM
I'm wondering if--and I'm hoping--her caring, loving sisters have access to her facebook account, so that they know what's going on.  They need to know.

I suspect they don't know what's going on but hope they find out, so she doesn't leave the city limits of Joplin, where she's safer and in better hands.

I thought she told them she was going back to AZ.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: RobJohnson on September 17, 2013, 05:13:35 AM
Someone should post a link to this thread on her sister's facebook page or send one of the sisters a facebook message including this link.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Big Dog on September 17, 2013, 06:04:03 AM
Sure you were.   :lmao:

Well, bukkake is a sort of 'marking.' :whistling:

Remember that she was trying to get a job as a shot girl- but she didn't specify the type of shot.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Karin on September 17, 2013, 08:48:16 AM
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Annette Hoyt
June 26 via mobile.

Well looks like IM not geting that new job IM stuck at Wendys to who ever have me the bad reference thanks for ****ing me out of a better job that would have been better for me my family and my wallet thank you so ****ing much u son of a birches burn in hell ****ers


Frank, my friend, you're going to have to let go of that image in your mind of a kind and loving family, who knows what's best and can provide wholesome nurturing.  Let it go.  Look at the above.  This is not only "far from country club set" it's pure white trash.  No, Amber doesn't have a lot of options, but embracing this is not going to be her salvation. 
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Tucker on September 17, 2013, 09:18:49 AM
Frank, my friend, you're going to have to let go of that image in your mind of a kind and loving family, who knows what's best and can provide wholesome nurturing.  Let it go.  Look at the above.  This is not only "far from country club set" it's pure white trash.  No, Amber doesn't have a lot of options, but embracing this is not going to be her salvation. 

And sister Crystal.

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Crystal Naydean Hoyt
August 29
If you value your health, do not eat at the Wendy's at 7th and Maiden Lane in Joplin MO. They are not following health codes. Just yesterday- august 28th- the majority of the female crew were doing pregnancy tests in the lobby...this means cups of their own urine placed on one of the dining tables...afterward they failed to clean that table! On top of that there is a chance that those who have eaten there in the past week may have been exposed to FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE! Becky Cisco, the district manager for that store and others, told the whistle-blower to "Shut Up". IF YOU VALUE YOUR HEALTH AND THAT OF YOUR FAMILY - DON'T EAT THERE!

Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Chris_ on September 17, 2013, 09:31:51 AM
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Wendy's at 7th and Maiden Lane in Joplin MO.
Is this the store the other sister works at?

What a henhouse. :lmao:
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Tucker on September 17, 2013, 09:35:00 AM
Is this the store the other sister works at?

What a henhouse. :lmao:

Yup.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: AprilRazz on September 17, 2013, 09:52:11 AM
It's like they are trying to out white trash the other. :rotf:
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 17, 2013, 10:24:58 AM
It's like they are trying to out white trash the other. :rotf:


     Lucky for us, it's a tie.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: USA4ME on September 17, 2013, 10:41:44 AM
Quote from:
Just yesterday- august 28th- the majority of the female crew were doing pregnancy tests in the lobby

If they look anything like the one's who work at the Wendy's in this area.... TMI.

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Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 17, 2013, 10:47:43 AM

     So...let me make sure I have this visual correct: a bunch of pasty white trash fast food workers were in a circle, squatting over cups, communally determining their pregnancy status? I suppose that makes sense...maybe they had an all-night dogpile and a dude worked his way in there somehow.

     I wonder if they intend to do that for their HIV tests.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: AprilRazz on September 17, 2013, 11:29:40 AM
     So...let me make sure I have this visual correct: a bunch of pasty white trash fast food workers were in a circle, squatting over cups, communally determining their pregnancy status? I suppose that makes sense...maybe they had an all-night dogpile and a dude worked his way in there somehow.

     I wonder if they intend to do that for their HIV tests.
BS for putting that mental image in my head. :runaway:
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Aristotelian on September 17, 2013, 03:21:39 PM
And...a little Facebook note from Amber's kid sister, Annette:

The Hoyt girls are a lovely family.

One of the comments is from the other sister, Crystal, apparently the reason for her not getting the job is that she is a pagan...

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It is totally wrong what the did...i may be illegal. Im looking into employment laws to see if it is. U should also contact ACLU. youre pagan...they made you work on important holy days in your religion.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 17, 2013, 04:20:40 PM
Frank, my friend, you're going to have to let go of that image in your mind of a kind and loving family, who knows what's best and can provide wholesome nurturing.  Let it go.  Look at the above.  This is not only "far from country club set" it's pure white trash.  No, Amber doesn't have a lot of options, but embracing this is not going to be her salvation. 

Coach's point is that while Annette
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(thank you so ****ing much u son of a birches burn in hell ****ers)
and Crystal
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(cups of their own urine placed on one of the dining tables...afterward they failed to clean that table!)
may be just a little rough around the edges, their trashy hearts are in the right place. With the benefit of finishing school, Annette and Crystal could be Swan Ball debutantes.

Compared with Amber's fuzzy plan to return to Tucson homelessness, Annette and Crystal offer a stable, loving environment, complete with $2 showers.

If Amber stays in Joplin, her storyline of hating her sisters could go on indefinitely. If she returns to Tucson, the entertainment may well be over. Especially if she succeeds in throttling that evil Chad, her internet access could end.

Amber should share a single-wide in Joplin with Annette and Crystal.


Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: franksolich on September 17, 2013, 04:58:21 PM

Well now, I never said the convenience store primitive's loving, caring sisters were paragons of society or exemplars of family values; what I've always maintained is that despite their squalidity, they're better for the convenience store primitive than any alternative she might have, short of being permanently and rigorously planted in an insane asylum.

That's the best solution, but it's not going to happen, despite that the convenience store primitive is just as nuts as the subway cat or Dennis the Menace or the dog-torturing locust primitive.

So one explores instead the alternatives that have a possibility of happening.

She can stay in Joplin so as to be advised, counseled, and managed by her sisters, surviving long enough to perhaps outgrow her primitivity, or she can go out on her own, within a short time becoming chopped liver.

Her physical life is safer entrusted with her loving, caring sisters, such as they are.

Of course, it's pretty much immaterial to me, and perhaps to many decent and civilized people, the tragic fate of a primitive--we're better off without them, after all--but remember, she's not a malicious primitive, such as the hate-filled defrocked warped primitive or truemud or the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher or Ms. Ed or the magisterial one or that greasy deviant from Massachusetts or the vindictive primitive or the primitive with a sensitive bottom.

Just like my cousin nadin or the big guy from Bellevue or the Bostonian Drunkard or the pie-and-jam primitive, she's merely a stupid primitive; just a primitive who doesn't have many cerebral-cells to ignite.  
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: diesel driver on September 17, 2013, 05:18:06 PM
They already do that. It's called Jerry springer...

Actually, it's "Keeping up with the Kardasians" 
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Tucker on September 17, 2013, 05:24:37 PM
If her history has taught us anything, it's taught us that Amber has ants in her pants (But no Dave). She's been trying to get from point A to a mysterious point B since she came to our attention.

To hear her tell it, she's laid down some deep roots in Tucson. The truth is she is a newcomer. I don't believe that she resided there for a complete year. She can probably count the people she knows on both hands with a thumb left over to stick up her ass.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Big Dog on September 17, 2013, 06:45:17 PM
One of the comments is from the other sister, Crystal, apparently the reason for her not getting the job is that she is a pagan...

That must have been one hell of a job interview!
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 17, 2013, 06:47:14 PM
Actually, it's "Keeping up with the Kardasians" 
The entire source of the Kardashian girls' fame is the hardcore sex tape Kim Kardashian made with her black boyfriend at the time, and started marketing in 2007. Her father's work defending O.J. Simpson was entirely incidental and had nothing to do with it.

The family's reality-show millions are solely due to Kim's pornographic tape that became an internet sensation.

If the Hoyt girls would choose that route, with confidence in Rule 34 of the internet, they could count on a lot of marketing muscle from decent and civilized people here and at other places.

I believe they could be stars, with wealth beyond their wildest dreams. Instead, all three of them seem determined to give it away for free.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: NHSparky on September 17, 2013, 08:24:35 PM
Okay, I'm sure I am repeating most of the comments here, but as I didn't bother to even finish Amber's OP, allow me to drop a few tidbits:

Amber--no.  Just no.  At your level of pay and position, your "exit interview" would typically consist of the boss asking you if you have any duplicate keys, turn in any uniforms you have, and handing you your final check, and then walking inside to interview the next batch of welfare queens to replace you.

My job prior to the one I have now was a six-figure job (barely, but still) where I gave my two-week notice and nobody said boo to me.  Then again, my boss then was a flaming dickhead and thought he could replace me as easily as he breathed.  I found out later that it wasn't so easy for him, but oh well.
Title: Re: Amber Prepares For Her Big Exit Interview
Post by: Karin on September 18, 2013, 07:27:05 AM
Duplicate keys???!!!  Oh my, no.