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Title: DUmmy warrior1 is sure 0bama planned Syria outcome all along
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 14, 2013, 10:29:20 AM
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warrior1 (9,959 posts)

Thank you President Obama and SOS John Kerry
Job well done.

I always had faith in you guys. I never doubted your cause. Brains instead of brawn.


Yeah...that's the ticket...0bama and Putin planned this all along. Because Russia is doing this from the goodness of its heart. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023666183)

I'm sorry to inform you idiotic primitives of this, but in his haste to secure his legacy in the next version of Howard Zinn's book, 0bama gave Russia pretty much everything it wanted and MORE, INCLUDING enough ME influence to keep the price of oil way high so we can't bankrupt them like we did in the mid-80's. That low price of oil from 1986-1989? That was planned to help destroy the Soviet Union. Russia had lost its ME influence by then and was helpless. NOW, thanks to stupid moronic ***stick celebrity-worshiping 0bama, Russia is the new power in the ME, practically guaranteeing a war there in the next 10-15 years. THANKS.

At least SOME DUmmies see through the BS:

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bowens43 (14,816 posts)
1. ROFLMAO!!!

Putin pulls thier silly asses out of the fire and you say 'job well done' ? Really?


And of all people, Mr Dorkio comes out against 0bummer:

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Star Member MrScorpio (56,953 posts)
3. Then to paraphrase Pvt. Hudson from that excellent movie, ALIENS...

Why not put Putin in charge?

And, for the win:

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MNBrewer (7,409 posts)
8. Someone is going for a Nobel Prize in Chemistry

for polishing a turd into a diamond.



DUmmies: when the history books are written, and the chapter about the next Holocaust is written, your lord and savior 0bama, who gave away the ME to the Russians, won't be looking so good.
Title: Re: DUmmy warrior1 is sure 0bama planned Syria outcome all along
Post by: Linda on September 14, 2013, 10:33:51 AM
warrior1..:::::YOU CAN"T FIX STUPID:::::and he is the proof....
Title: Re: DUmmy warrior1 is sure 0bama planned Syria outcome all along
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 14, 2013, 03:54:58 PM
Quote from: Linda on September 14, 2013, 10:33:51 AM
warrior1..:::::YOU CAN"T FIX STUPID:::::and he is the proof....

"STUCK ON STUPID"
Title: Re: DUmmy warrior1 is sure 0bama planned Syria outcome all along
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 14, 2013, 04:21:52 PM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 14, 2013, 03:54:58 PM
"STUCK ON STUPID"

You gotta love LTG Honore . . .

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv5m4hTMuWU[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmy warrior1 is sure 0bama planned Syria outcome all along
Post by: USA4ME on September 15, 2013, 07:35:14 AM
"Stuck on stupid" would be an upgrade from where these idiots are.

There is a contingency over on the island who believe Dear Leader and Putin planned this all out at the G20; from the reporter asking the question, to Lurch's answer, to Putin jumping on it, to Dear Leader accepting it. And this was all done to make Dear Leader look good and to keep him from having to follow though on his promise to attack. What a genius!

Of course, these are the same dolts who believe 9/11 was planned in some smoke-filled backroom and that the 2000 and 2004 elections were stolen, so this isn't too much of a leap.

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Title: Re: DUmmy warrior1 is sure 0bama planned Syria outcome all along
Post by: jukin on September 15, 2013, 10:48:10 AM
I've posted it before but Iowahawk puts it best:

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By getting his head stuck in the bowling ball return, Obama brilliantly tricked Putin into pantsing him.

Hilariously, the DUmbasses think he really is brilliant. Worse, I think Obama thinks he is brilliant too and that he meant for an international humiliation.
Title: Re: DUmmy warrior1 is sure 0bama planned Syria outcome all along
Post by: Big Dog on September 15, 2013, 11:01:18 AM
Quote from: USA4ME on September 15, 2013, 07:35:14 AM
"Stuck on stupid" would be an upgrade from where these idiots are.

There is a contingency over on the island who believe Dear Leader and Putin planned this all out at the G20; from the reporter asking the question, to Lurch's answer, to Putin jumping on it, to Dear Leader accepting it. And this was all done to make Dear Leader look good and to keep him from having to follow though on his promise to attack. What a genius!

Of course, these are the same dolts who believe 9/11 was planned in some smoke-filled backroom and that the 2000 and 2004 elections were stolen, so this isn't too much of a leap.

The reality based community.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Subway Cat, LocoPuffs, and Lady Boomerang (no matter how hard you throw her, she returns to Tucson) are their poster children.
Title: Re: DUmmy warrior1 is sure 0bama planned Syria outcome all along
Post by: Freeper on September 15, 2013, 03:32:24 PM
Quote from: jukin on September 15, 2013, 10:48:10 AM
I've posted it before but Iowahawk puts it best:

Hilariously, the DUmbasses think he really is brilliant. Worse, I think Obama thinks he is brilliant too and that he meant for an international humiliation.

Nothing worse than an incompetent person in charge who believes he is very competent and brilliant.

Title: Re: DUmmy warrior1 is sure 0bama planned Syria outcome all along
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 15, 2013, 04:13:01 PM
Quote from: Freeper on September 15, 2013, 03:32:24 PM
Nothing worse than an incompetent person in charge who believes he is very competent and brilliant.



Obama's plan for the Syrian crisis....

1-First I shoot off my stupid mouth.

2-Second, I make a big mess of things.

3-That's it.....the world has to save my ass.
Title: Re: DUmmy warrior1 is sure 0bama planned Syria outcome all along
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 15, 2013, 08:59:15 PM
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warrior1 (9,959 posts)

Thank you President Obama and SOS John Kerry
Job well done.

I always had faith in you guys. I never doubted your cause. Brains instead of brawn.

Watch out for guys named Jules, Mark, or Anthony, and be real careful around poisonous snakes...
Title: Re: DUmmy warrior1 is sure 0bama planned Syria outcome all along
Post by: Big Dog on September 16, 2013, 06:24:51 AM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 15, 2013, 08:59:15 PM
Watch out for guys named Jules, Mark, or Anthony, and be real careful around poisonous snakes...

Et tu, Brute?
Title: Re: DUmmy warrior1 is sure 0bama planned Syria outcome all along
Post by: miskie on September 16, 2013, 08:49:05 AM
[youtube=420,315]vJXU7EVXs2A[/youtube]

Above. The Obama administration.
Title: Re: DUmmy warrior1 is sure 0bama planned Syria outcome all along
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 16, 2013, 08:57:40 AM
Quote from: Big Dog on September 16, 2013, 06:24:51 AM
Et tu, Brute?

DUmmy is da Queen of da Nile.