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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on September 13, 2013, 11:42:59 AM
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A new Olympic sport.
Thu Sep 12, 2013, 10:38 PM
BainsBane (16,641 posts)
Sometimes I wish I were an acrobat
So I could wear shoes like these.
(Followed by a photo of an extreme stiletto platform hooker shoe.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018478924
One can only imagine the grotesquely-endowed Alexandra teetering on a pair of six-inch stilettos.
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I wanna see gNads in them. :-)
or these
(http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/platform-boots.jpg)
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I wanna see gNads in them. :-)
or these
(http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/platform-boots.jpg)
You'd have to be sitting on a loading dock just to put those on! Wow!!
KC
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I wanna see gNads in them. :-)
or these
(http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/platform-boots.jpg)
I pay just to see her fall off those.
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Response to BainsBane (Original post)
Fri Sep 13, 2013, 10:25 AM
In_The_Wind (48,493 posts)
5. I wore shoes like that when I was younger.
Response to BainsBane (Reply #6)
Fri Sep 13, 2013, 11:05 AM
In_The_Wind (48,493 posts)
7. Fell off of my platforms more than once.
I'll bet.
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BainsBane
Sometimes I wish I were an acrobat
So I could wear shoes like these.
Your goals are too high. Start out just wanting to be someone worth knowing, because so far you're just a hatemonger.
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At her age, she should be more careful.
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And when she breaks her ankles you know who she wants to pay her medical bills don't you?
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And when she breaks her ankles you know who she wants to pay her medical bills don't you?
So she sneak back stage at a Kiss Concert, got into Gene Simmons dressing room and stole his shoes.
These are not shoes, these are a stage costume for a performer that is required to wear them 2 hours for a performance.
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those would be great driving shoes to wear on a long cross country trip.
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If her feet are anything like her tits she should be looking at clown shoes instead.
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If she falls forward, she has airbags.
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As top heavy as she is, she probably shouldn't be wearing any platform shoes. It the whole center of balance thing. :-)
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BainsBane is a guy? or not. With DUmmies its hard to tell sometimes.
Sounds like a guys name.
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BainsBane is a guy? or not. With DUmmies its hard to tell sometimes.
Sounds like a guys name.
BainsBane is an anti-gun lunatic woman with freakish, gigantic, sideshow-worthy tits.
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BainsBane is an anti-gun lunatic woman with freakish, gigantic, sideshow-worthy tits.
BOOBIEZ!!!!1! :yahoo: :yahoo:
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From what I remember one goes east and the other goes west, and to look at them normally you have to be cross eyed.
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Thu Sep 12, 2013, 10:38 PM
BainsBane (16,641 posts)
Sometimes I wish I were an acrobat
If Alex was an acrobat, it would be a complete waste of a talent.
As anyone with a doctorate in South American Stuff can attest, a woman doesn't need to be an acrobat to play "Dirty Burro" She just needs to have enough balance to not fall off the stump.
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From what I remember one goes east and the other goes west
Both came from the cuckoo's nest.
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Now, PhDD is taking up hooker shoes and dashed dreams as a cause like she does with gun control and racism.
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BOOBIEZ!!!!1! :yahoo: :yahoo:
Don't you mean.....UDDERS!!!!1!