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Title: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 13, 2013, 11:42:59 AM
A new Olympic sport.
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Thu Sep 12, 2013, 10:38 PM
BainsBane (16,641 posts)
Sometimes I wish I were an acrobat

So I could wear shoes like these.

(Followed by a photo of an extreme stiletto platform hooker shoe.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018478924

One can only imagine the grotesquely-endowed Alexandra teetering on a pair of six-inch stilettos.
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: Gina on September 13, 2013, 11:45:15 AM
I wanna see gNads in them.  :-)

or these

(http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/platform-boots.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: Texacon on September 13, 2013, 11:58:03 AM
I wanna see gNads in them.  :-)

or these

(http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/platform-boots.jpg)

You'd have to be sitting on a loading dock just to put those on!  Wow!!

KC
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: Wineslob on September 13, 2013, 12:07:22 PM
I wanna see gNads in them.  :-)

or these

(http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/platform-boots.jpg)


I pay just to see her fall off those.
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: Karin on September 13, 2013, 12:16:46 PM
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Response to BainsBane (Original post)
Fri Sep 13, 2013, 10:25 AM
 In_The_Wind (48,493 posts)
5. I wore shoes like that when I was younger.

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Response to BainsBane (Reply #6)
Fri Sep 13, 2013, 11:05 AM
 In_The_Wind (48,493 posts)
7. Fell off of my platforms more than once.

I'll bet. 
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: USA4ME on September 13, 2013, 01:52:19 PM
Quote from:
BainsBane

Sometimes I wish I were an acrobat

So I could wear shoes like these.

Your goals are too high. Start out just wanting to be someone worth knowing, because so far you're just a hatemonger.

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Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: Chris_ on September 13, 2013, 02:04:46 PM
At her age, she should be more careful.
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 13, 2013, 02:33:15 PM
And when she breaks her ankles you know who she wants to pay her medical bills don't you?
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: vesta111 on September 13, 2013, 02:39:03 PM
And when she breaks her ankles you know who she wants to pay her medical bills don't you?

So she sneak back stage at a Kiss Concert, got into Gene Simmons dressing room and stole his shoes.

These are not shoes, these are a stage costume for a performer that is required to wear them 2 hours for a performance.
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: DLR Pyro on September 13, 2013, 03:11:39 PM
those would be great driving shoes to wear on a long cross country trip.
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 13, 2013, 03:52:58 PM
If her feet are anything like her tits she should be looking at clown shoes instead.
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: ColonelCarrots on September 13, 2013, 03:54:52 PM
If she falls forward, she has airbags.
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: hillneck on September 13, 2013, 05:02:34 PM
As top heavy as she is, she probably shouldn't be wearing any platform shoes.  It the whole center of balance thing.    :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 13, 2013, 05:13:26 PM
BainsBane is a guy? or not. With DUmmies its hard to tell sometimes.
Sounds like a guys name.
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 13, 2013, 05:50:26 PM
BainsBane is a guy? or not. With DUmmies its hard to tell sometimes.
Sounds like a guys name.
BainsBane is an anti-gun lunatic woman with freakish, gigantic, sideshow-worthy tits.
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: Skul on September 13, 2013, 11:26:51 PM
BainsBane is an anti-gun lunatic woman with freakish, gigantic, sideshow-worthy tits.
BOOBIEZ!!!!1! :yahoo: :yahoo:
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: ColonelCarrots on September 14, 2013, 12:01:34 AM
From what I remember one goes east and the other goes west, and to look at them normally you have to be cross eyed.
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: Big Dog on September 14, 2013, 12:06:27 AM
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Thu Sep 12, 2013, 10:38 PM
BainsBane (16,641 posts)
Sometimes I wish I were an acrobat

If Alex was an acrobat, it would be a complete waste of a talent.

As anyone with a doctorate in South American Stuff can attest, a woman doesn't need to be an acrobat to play "Dirty Burro" She just needs to have enough balance to not fall off the stump.
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 14, 2013, 07:57:19 AM
From what I remember one goes east and the other goes west

Both came from the cuckoo's nest.
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 14, 2013, 10:55:48 AM
Now, PhDD is taking up hooker shoes and dashed dreams as a cause like she does with gun control and racism.
Title: Re: DUmmy BainsBane Admires Hooker Shoes
Post by: BadCat on September 14, 2013, 05:45:49 PM
BOOBIEZ!!!!1! :yahoo: :yahoo:

Don't you mean.....UDDERS!!!!1!