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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tucker on September 12, 2013, 09:31:31 AM
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Wed Sep 11, 2013, 11:17 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (5,947 posts)
Can't hold this in any longer! I may be able to leave earlier!
Last edited Wed Sep 11, 2013, 11:19 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
I have $50 that I have been able to hide from my family.
I found out that it will cost $50 to bump up the ticket that someone here on DU bought for me!
I also go ahold of Primavera to see what could be done if I come by the 21st. They say it will be easier to get me into the program now instead of Oct.
Many trying to get in around Oct.
So I am going Friday to bump up the ticket!
I can get to take what little money I have earned with me to Tucson!
My 'family' are already coming up with little "crises" to try and get me to bail them out. So I have got to get out NOW. Thank goodness for this good news!
LOL. 50 whole dollars is a deal maker.
Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)
Wed Sep 11, 2013, 11:19 PM
Star Member NYC_SKP (52,174 posts)
1. Get outta there!!!
And try to pack carefully and quietly, maybe don't let them know that you're splitting.
yay!
Response to NYC_SKP (Reply #1)
Wed Sep 11, 2013, 11:23 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (5,947 posts)
2. That is the idea.
The taxi will cost $25 to come pick me up. That is the only real ouch to this. But I can't risk loosing all my very little nest egg!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)
Thu Sep 12, 2013, 12:47 AM
Star Member OffWithTheirHeads (9,162 posts)
3. Iif you need a ride somewhere after you get here, pm me.
I can pick you up from the Greyhound station and drop you wherever.
You can expect to get hit up for more than a ride.
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What a sad spectacle.
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Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Original post)
Thu Sep 12, 2013, 12:47 AM
Star Member OffWithTheirHeads (9,162 posts)
3. Iif you need a ride somewhere after you get here, pm me.
I can pick you up from the Greyhound station and drop you wherever.
Hmmm....Not sure I would want someone to pick me up late at night and alone by someone known as "OffWithTheirHeads".
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I might have considered contributing to LFR's fund if it would have hurried her train wreck of a life that is upcoming. :fuelfire: :rotf:
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Anybody know anything about Off With Their Heads? LFR may have the opportunity for a place to crash and a new SO all in one package.
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Hmmm....Not sure I would want someone to pick me up late at night and alone by someone known as "OffWithTheirHeads".
:lmao:
He's going to get everything he deserves, if that little hookup takes place. Nearly everyone knows what happens when a crazy, broke, needy, flakey person latches onto them.
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I might have considered contributing to LFR's fund if it would have hurried her train wreck of a life that is upcoming. :fuelfire: :rotf:
It's best to just let DUmmies self destruct on their own. With some people, giving them a hand is like pushing them over a cliff. If this turns out badly, the kind person who paid for her bus ticket will get all the blame.
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Anybody know anything about Off With Their Heads? LFR may have the opportunity for a place to crash and a new SO all in one package.
We know a little. He once posted a brag bouncy where he was cooking a goose one day. A bum knocked on his door, and asked for a glass of water. Well, don't you know he made the bum a peanut butter sandwich to go with the water!! Meanwhile, roasted poultry is wafting out the door.
And I could be misremembering, but once his kitchen sink was on the fritz and was awaiting repairs. So, he used every available dish, and things that could pretend to be a dish, because he couldn't wash them. It never occured to him to wash the dishes in the bathtub, maybe. Someone suggested it and it killed the thread. :lmao:
I think he's single, don't know if he's gay.
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:lmao:
He's going to get everything he deserves, if that little hookup takes place. Nearly everyone knows what happens when a crazy, broke, needy, flakey person latches onto them.
Yep, they stick to you like super glue was applied. And it takes an act of GOD to get rid of them.
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...Nearly everyone knows what happens when a crazy, broke, needy, flakey person latches onto them.
He spends over a year camping out on Demented Pam's sofa, free of cost or obligation? :-)
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We know a little. He once posted a brag bouncy where he was cooking a goose one day. A bum knocked on his door, and asked for a glass of water. Well, don't you know he made the bum a peanut butter sandwich to go with the water!! Meanwhile, roasted poultry is wafting out the door.
And I could be misremembering, but once his kitchen sink was on the fritz and was awaiting repairs. So, he used every available dish, and things that could pretend to be a dish, because he couldn't wash them. It never occured to him to wash the dishes in the bathtub, maybe. Someone suggested it and it killed the thread. :lmao:
I think he's single, don't know if he's gay.
I hate people who try to be matchmakers but, this is starting to sound like a match made on heaven.
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I hate people who try to be matchmakers...
Far more likely is a simple quid pro quo offer, something akin to "meat on the seat or feet on the street." DUmmy dudes are pretty much carbon copies of John Lennon, minus the talent - they love women until they have one.
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Anyone know if this guy has a basement or has been doing a lot of digging lately?
"It puts the lotion on its skin..."
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I might have considered contributing to LFR's fund if it would have hurried her train wreck of a life that is upcoming. :fuelfire: :rotf:
Remember we are here to observe the island. The prime directive general order number 1 dictates that there can be no interference with the development or course of alien civilizations. :hyper:
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Hmmm....Not sure I would want someone to pick me up late at night and alone by someone known as "OffWithTheirHeads".
I'm sure it would be safe. After all, if Amber doesn't show up on time, the wino shelter will start searching and contact the police, right? The shelters know that vagrants are always punctual, so alarms will go off if she doesn't show.
And if the shelter drops the ball, surely her dreamboat Dave or his BFF Chad will be alarmed when her arrival time comes and goes with no sign of Amber. Bums like Dave and Chad are always quick to report things like that to the authorities.
If the shelter paperwork gets mislaid, and both Dave and Chad are incapacitated or incarcerated, then Amber's loving family will surely sound the alarm. If she's even a minute late checking into the flophouse and contacting her loving family, they will set off a nationwide Amber Alert.
So it's pretty safe for Amber to get in a car with a strange man at a bus station.
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Remember we are here to observe the island. The prime directive general order number 1 dictates that there can be no interference with the development or course of alien civilizations. :hyper:
Mostly correct. My mole has stirred shit when necessary to get a rise out of the DUmmies or to bump the thread. It's easy to get 30K posts just by posting either "Bump" or "K&R."
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I'm sure it would be safe. After all, if Amber doesn't show up on time, the wino shelter will start searching and contact the police, right? The shelters know that vagrants are always punctual, so alarms will go off if she doesn't show.
And if the shelter drops the ball, surely her dreamboat Dave or his BFF Chad will be alarmed when her arrival time comes and goes with no sign of Amber. Bums like Dave and Chad are always quick to report things like that to the authorities.
If the shelter paperwork gets mislaid, and both Dave and Chad are incapacitated or incarcerated, then Amber's loving family will surely sound the alarm. If she's even a minute late checking into the flophouse and contacting her loving family, they will set off a nationwide Amber Alert.
So it's pretty safe for Amber to get in a car with a strange man at a bus station.
:rofl:
I see a new thread in our future; "Amber alert".
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What a sad spectacle.
Pathetic is more like it.
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Interesting...she now suddenly has 50 bucks plus 25 for a cab ride.
How much was her register short,why I believe it was around $70.00.
Just a coincidence of course. :)
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Interesting...she now suddenly has 50 bucks plus 25 for a cab ride.
How much was her register short,why I believe it was around $70.00.
Just a coincidence of course. :)
She also talks about having a "nest egg" to take with her. She seems to have saved up a lot of money in a short time at the "convenient store". I think she was right in calling it a "convenient store". It was a convenient place to get some cash.
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Wed Sep 11, 2013, 11:17 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (5,947 posts)
Can't hold this in any longer! I may be able to leave earlier!
I have $50 that I have been able to hide from my family.
I'm sorry Amber, but you just screwed the $50 pooch there.
Your loving, jovial sister Crystal reads your DUmp posts.
She just heard about that hidden $50, and took a selfie to show how happy she is for you:
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/lfrcrystal_zps5d568844.jpg)
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:lmao:
He's going to get everything he deserves, if that little hookup takes place. Nearly everyone knows what happens when a crazy, broke, needy, flakey person latches onto them.
Stevenumbers would love--LOVE--to get in on that action!
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Stevenumbers would love--LOVE--to get in on that action!
Would he leave FL for a little nookie and a big headache?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Rhetorical question.
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Interesting...she now suddenly has 50 bucks plus 25 for a cab ride.
How much was her register short,why I believe it was around $70.00.
Just a coincidence of course. :)
She also somehow gave somebody $7 of gas for $2 and that adds up to $75 exactly.
Boy oh boy the good people of Tucson must be so happy with another useless leftist leech coming to their fine city.
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Personally, I hope she arrives safe and on time.
I'm a bit curious about what she's really going to do with her life.
Odds aren't really in her favor.
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She stole another $50 from work.
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Yep, they stick to you like super glue was applied. And it takes an act of GOD to get rid of them.
Sometimes, God acts through a cattle prod. Sometimes, through a restraining order. Sometimes, through a .38 Special.
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I think he's single, don't know if he's gay.
Single, a DUmmy, so, perhaps.
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Personally, I hope she arrives safe and on time.
I'm a bit curious about what she's really going to do with her life.
Odds aren't really in her favor.
I'm with you on this, the misadventures of this particular dumbass ought to be entertaining to say the least. :popcorn:
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LF needs to lose the mustache.
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I expect to see a post from Amber about how Crystal found her bus ticket and sold it on Craigslist.
Amber is slugging her way into the Top Ten.
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I expect to see a post from Amber about how Crystal found her bus ticket and sold it on Craigslist.
Amber is slugging her way into the Top Ten.
It helps that she's making a move late in the year. Many DUmmies, that could possibly make the top ten, screw up by premature fabrication.
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Keeping track of LFR is better than watching a soap opera on TV....
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Keeping track of LFR is better than watching a soap opera on TV....
I've thought about taking bets on whether or not she actually gets to leave her sisters.
It's best that she stay there in Joplin under their lovng care and supervision, but what's best for a person doesn't always happen.
Having said that though, I suspect that, given her luck thus far, some sort of glitch is going to happen, and ooops, she can't leave.
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It looks like Amber and offwiththeirheads have hooked up and, she has a list of places she wants to be chauffeured to when she gets there. I have this vision of a dark foggy night in Tucson and a dark colored, windowless van waiting at the bus station. Amber may be able to fit this scene into one of her horror/thriller books she is waiting to publish.
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It looks like Amber and offwiththeirheads have hooked up and, she has a list of places she wants to be chauffeured to when she gets there. I have this vision of a dark foggy night in Tucson and a dark colored, windowless van waiting at the bus station. Amber may be able to fit this scene into one of her horror/thriller books she is waiting to publish.
Actually, I see another possibility, and it's based upon people in this time and place, but several years ago.
She wants to go back to Tucson for one reason, and one reason only. Her doting sisters are just a superficial excuse for getting out of Joplin. She's still in love with the old guy who rejected her, and dreams of a reconciliation.
It's not going to happen, though, and in her fury of unrequitted love, she's either going to try to kill him, or succeed in killing herself.
Unrequitted love makes one do crazy things.
This is why I honestly think she's better off right where she is, with her protective sisters.
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There is something more to this that I am not seeing. I could never make a major trip with no job waiting, or no money to tide me over. I'm thinking her sisters don't know about the move. Further I'm wondering if dear sweet Lady Freedumb isn't going to steal everything of value and hock her sister's furniture.
I've met bad news gals like this one before. get a job, steal from the till, and quit 8 days later. I think this fool who will meet her in Tuscon will have a heck of a time getting rid of her.
This gal is mentally ill, sees everyone as a pasty, a clepto, and a total mooch...pure DU material right there.
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There is something more to this that I am not seeing. I could never make a major trip with no job waiting, or no money to tide me over. I'm thinking her sisters don't know about the move. Further I'm wondering if dear sweet Lady Freedumb isn't going to steal everything of value and hock her sister's furniture.
I've met bad news gals like this one before. get a job, steal from the till, and quit 8 days later. I think this fool who will meet her in Tuscon will have a heck of a time getting rid of her.
This gal is mentally ill, sees everyone as a pasty, a clepto, and a total mooch...pure DU material right there.
I was thinking along similar lines. There's a jail cell with her name on it as she's a disaster waiting to happen.
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I think this fool who will meet her in Tuscon will have a heck of a time getting rid of her.
Remember, it's Doug, IIRC, that she's after. She'll be on the receiving end of a(nother?) restraining order soon, if not given housing at State of Arizona expense, in a very secure location.
ETA: GMTA, Tucker. :cheersmate:
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Remember, it's Doug, IIRC, that she's after. She'll be on the receiving end of a(nother?) restraining order soon, if not given housing at State of Arizona expense, in a very secure location.
Dave.
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Dave.
:thatsright:
Wouldn't it be a hoot if his name was Doug? :lol:
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:thatsright:
Wouldn't it be a hoot if his name was Doug? :lol:
Dave's not here, man.
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Dave.
Yes, and I think she claims to have first migrated to Tucson when she was wiped out by the 2011 Joplin tornado.
So if she spent ten years shacked up with Dave, he must have been a vagrant from Joplin just like Amber.
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Libs can easily perform acts without thinking and that are irrational. It's just reflexive.
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I just hope she finds a good paying job, and starts paying back, what she took.
That's it.
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LFR exemplifies the adage that 'poor people have poor ways.'
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LFR exemplifies the adage that 'poor people have poor ways.'
How many times have you seen people put more energy into getting out of work, than if they'd have just done the job to start with?
It's crazy how much effort they put into that.
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How many times have you seen people put more energy into getting out of work, than if they'd have just done the job to start with?
It's crazy how much effort they put into that.
I thought that I was the only person who made that observation. I have said that exact same thing many times.
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How many times have you seen people put more energy into getting out of work, than if they'd have just done the job to start with?
It's crazy how much effort they put into that.
Yeah- that, plus poor mouthing and begging for money, and then spending it to change the ticket. She lives up to the DUmmie name.
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[DUmmie mode on] Maybe Dave found out she was coming on Oct. 5th and he sent word back to stay away.
She changed her ticket to Sept. 21st so she could surprise him.
You know surprises are always so much fun. [DUmmie mode off]
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[DUmmie mode on] Maybe Dave found out she was coming on Oct. 5th and he sent word back to stay away.
She changed her ticket to Sept. 21st so she could surprise him.
You know surprises are always so much fun. [DUmmie mode off]
I have no doubt something like that's going to happen, and it won't be pretty.
This will not end well.