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Title: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 11, 2013, 04:28:36 PM
Surprisingly, the homos and lesbos who run the DUmp are allowing DUmmy Atman to post a thread about his unemployability:
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Wed Sep 11, 2013, 03:48 PM
Atman (26,576 posts)

My god, THIS is what you get with a Bachelors Degree???
I just visited this new "Jobs" site for Central Florida -- my old stomping grounds. In about a month I'm meeting with the Marketing Director of my home town to discuss some contract work promoting the town to tourists. Anyway, just doing a little bit of research and I came across this posting:
 
Revolution Technologies is hiring Junior Recruiters for their ‪#‎Melbourne‬ Office! Prefer individuals who have worked in a professional environment and have a Bachelor's Degree. Send your resume to jobs@revolutiontechnologies.com. Base pay is $26,500 + commission.
 
So, professional experience and a 4-year degree gets you a $26k job? Yikes.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023647587#post19


Another veteran of the 0conomy:
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Response to VanillaRhapsody (Reply #3)
Wed Sep 11, 2013, 04:08 PM
Orrex (37,798 posts)

10. Ain't that the freaking truth
When I was laid off in 2008, I spent many months seeking employment, ultimately sending out well over 1000 resumes (and that's not an exaggeration---on average 6 or 7 per week for ~3 years.)
 
At that time I had a bachelor's degree and nearly a decade's experience in the mutual fund industry, and in all of those months I can count on one hand the number of $30K jobs available in a 50-mile radius.

DUmmy VanillaRhapsody is undoubtedly a lot smarter than Atman, but still he's a DUmmy.


Another DUmmy who followed his dream to an advanced degree in zither design:
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Response to Atman (Original post)
Wed Sep 11, 2013, 03:56 PM
Decoy of Fenris (849 posts)

4. Sounds about right.
After seven years of college, I finally figured out that it was worth exactly "piss" and "all" nowadays.



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Response to FarCenter (Reply #16)
Wed Sep 11, 2013, 04:47 PM
Atman (26,576 posts)

19. The employee/contractor reviews don't look very promising.
Sounds like you put up with a lot of crap, and have to split your almost non-existent commissions with your Account Manager for the first six months. Many employees complain about the crappy sexist/racist/fatist work environment. Take 30 days to pay contractors, and no direct deposit, you must wait for a paper check. But there were a couple of people who liked the place. Sounds like hell for $26,000 (you need at least a bachelors to start there. No degree and they pay even less).

Poor Atman!! Poor McGrath!! Nearly two years after losing his job as a cartoon boy drawing speech balloons, for a more skilled cartoon boy to fill in with words, he's still unemployed.

In the amazing prosperity generated by the jug-eared muslim, he's unable to find anything that beats sitting at home and watching his wife go to work.

The more amazing thing is that Rob ever had a job.
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: jukin on September 11, 2013, 04:41:27 PM
Correction, that is what you get with a Bachelors of Arts degree.
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: USA4ME on September 11, 2013, 05:19:09 PM
Quote from:
Atman
 
So, professional experience and a 4-year degree gets you a $26k job? Yikes.

That's still $26K a year more than you make.

Poor Pedro.

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Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 11, 2013, 06:26:54 PM
Ad says....$26,500 + commission......then DUmmie complains that it only pays $26,000. That means DUmmie has no intention of working and earning a commission. He only plans to sit on his ass and draw $26,000.
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 11, 2013, 06:51:17 PM
Embrace the suck, Atman, you worthless piece of trash.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: Carl on September 11, 2013, 07:52:06 PM
Rob,understand that you are stupid beyond words with no creative talent whatsoever.
Your cartoons stink and probably why you were fired.
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: Skul on September 11, 2013, 07:54:29 PM
Poor stupid Pedro.
He doesn't understand that a diploma is just an expensive permit to hunt for a job.  
Some permits are better than others.
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: Bad Dog on September 11, 2013, 10:33:07 PM
Atman is just trying to justify staying on the dole.  Unfortunately, thousands are making the same choice every day.
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: franksolich on September 12, 2013, 07:15:57 AM

You know, I never paid much attention to Florida; nothing against the state--no way--but its clime and terrain's  never been anything to rock my chair, row my boat, push my buttons.  Most of what I know about Florida is that the original inhabitants of the area are people with grace and class, while emigres from the northeastern states are assholes messing up the place.

Atman was raised in one of those Levittowns down there.

What's touristy about Coconaut Grove?  The Levittowns I saw in New Jersey and New York didn't seem all that exciting.
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: Karin on September 12, 2013, 07:27:56 AM
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19. The employee/contractor reviews don't look very promising.
Sounds like you put up with a lot of crap, and have to split your almost non-existent commissions with your Account Manager for the first six months. Many employees complain about the crappy sexist/racist/fatist work environment.

Are these people making negative comments about the company on a public message board?  Rob McGrath sure is, even naming the company:  Revolution Technologies. 

That dude up there is still in college after 7 years.  What in the world is he "studying?"  Imagine the massive debt he's racked up! 

We need a great awakening in this country concerning higher ed.  So much of it is worthless, mindless, overpriced leftist/communist indoctrination, that yields you exactly nothing.  You'd be better off spending 4 years in a public library, reading everything in sight.
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: hillneck on September 12, 2013, 07:43:07 AM
Ad says....$26,500 + commission......then DUmmie complains that it only pays $26,000. That means DUmmie has no intention of working and earning a commission. He only plans to sit on his ass and draw $26,000.

Exactly.  Drawing comission requires at least some dedication and motivation toward work.  Both areas that DUmmies severely lack in.
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: jtyangel on September 12, 2013, 07:58:31 AM


You know, I never paid much attention to Florida; nothing against the state--no way--but its clime and terrain's  never been anything to rock my chair, row my boat, push my buttons.  Most of what I know about Florida is that the original inhabitants of the area are people with grace and class, while emigres from the northeastern states are assholes messing up the place.

Atman was raised in one of those Levittowns down there.

What's touristy about Coconaut Grove?  The Levittowns I saw in New Jersey and New York didn't seem all that exciting.

Coconut Grove has long been an eclectic, affluent area for shopping and eating. It's a pretty frequently used spot for tv and movie shooting. It is a touristy area. in the 80's it used to be that place that teens and young adults drove their cars down the main drag to ogle one another. We used to hit the Rocky Horror Picture Show down at the theater there. some fun comedy clubs too...ahh memories. There are many festivals that take place in that area too: Goombay, Conch festival, etc. Like many places in the Miami area however, it butts right up against some really crappy neighborhoods.

Anyway, it's kind of an artsy, affluent type of place right up against a marina or several small marinas...it is right on the Biscayne Bay.

It's actually a really nice place to just spend a day walking about.

http://www.coconutgrove.com/

I thought this is a little interesting fact about the little town:

Coconut Grove is the oldest modern continuously-inhabited neighborhood of Miami, Florida in Miami-Dade County, United States.


One thing I love about the internet is to see just how different we are in tastes and likes. What you said about the terrain and climate of Florida, I feel when I see the pictures of the Sandhills you post. I don't say that to disparage but only to point out just how different we all are in what we feel 'at home' in and find wonder in. One of my favorite places ever, and my username belies it, is one of the many jettys in southern Florida that go way out into the water. One could just sit there and think and thank God for his wonders for hours. To me, the only thing that comes closest are some of the remote coastal areas of the northeast or the desert southwest when it comes to peaceful wonderment. Problem is South Florida is chocked full of people--many of them transplanted northeastern buttholes, and sometimes that really clutters up the landscape and the peaceful enjoyment. I think it's why so many like to boat way out to the remotest areas down there and far from the mainland just to enjoy the peace and quiet while taking in God's awesome works.
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: USA4ME on September 12, 2013, 10:03:07 AM
What's touristy about Coconaut Grove?

Thing is Pedro's not from Coconut Grove. He lived near Cocoa Beach which is between Titusville and Melbourne near Cape Canaveral. There's some engineers, etc... who worked for NASA in that area who did well back when he was living there, but other than visiting the Cape it's not a tourist attraction. That whole are essentially serviced NASA. About the biggest thing you'll see as advertising Cocoa Beach when going to Florida are billboards for Ron Jon Surf Shop which has been there since the dawn of mankind.

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Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: franksolich on September 12, 2013, 10:18:36 AM
Thing is Pedro's not from Coconut Grove. He lived near Cocoa Beach.....

Oh.
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: franksolich on September 12, 2013, 11:17:25 AM
Talk about the difference between night and day, darkness and light, bad and good, ugly and appealing:

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/sandhills2/atmansstompinggrounds_zps0285fd62.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/sandhills2/atmansstompinggrounds_zps0285fd62.jpg.html)

^^^Atman's stomping grounds

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/sandhills2/niobrara_zps935b32e0.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/sandhills2/niobrara_zps935b32e0.jpg.html)

^^^franksolich's stomping grounds
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: NHSparky on September 12, 2013, 11:21:24 AM
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After seven years of college

You know, there's another word for the typical non-DUmmies who spend seven years in college.

We call them, "Doctor."
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: Gina on September 12, 2013, 11:32:50 AM
Bachelor degree. 

What kind of degree?  Don't they know that certain jobs are always in demand and always great pay?  I am sure it's no secret which jobs always have paid low.  Why do people go into these jobs knowing the outcome and then whine? :shrug:
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 12, 2013, 11:38:48 AM
Most of what I know about Florida is that the original inhabitants of the area are people with grace and class, while emigres from the northeastern states are assholes messing up the place.
My impression of Florida is that there was almost no one there, except a few in the very northern edge of the state, due to its nearly uninhabitable climate.

Florida was prone to the same repeated deadly yellow fever epidemics that afflicted the Panama Canal builders.

It wasn't until after control of yellow fever outbreaks, and even more important the widespread introduction of air conditioning, that Florida began to attract a population.

The air conditioning revolution hit shortly after millions of people began to settle down after WWII. The warmth, the beaches, and the overwhelming power of land developer marketing attracted them to Florida. They were the first wave of the New York-New Jersey pollution of South Florida that has continued unabated until today.

The handful of native Floridians, mainly in the panhandle, are decent and civilized people. Aside from them, most decent Floridians are families who escaped from Cuba in the early 1960s.

Cubans who arrived in 1980 in the Mariel boatlift were thugs and criminals sent by Castro as gesture of contempt for Jimmy Carter.

Pedro is part of the South Florida pollution.
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: franksolich on September 12, 2013, 11:43:21 AM
Talk about the difference between night and day, darkness and light, bad and good, ugly and appealing:

I examined the photograph of Cocoa Beach very closely; according to google images, that's what it is.

<<<wouldn't know the difference between Cocoa Beach, Florida, and Fresno, California.

Notice that the photograph was deliberately taken so the buildings would be w-a-a-a-a-a-y in the background.

There's a reason for this.

Some here might remember during the Brezhnev era (1964-1982), how the socialists touted all these modern new flats for the workers and peasants; they were usually uniformly yellow concrete, and nine or eighteen stories high, little or no variation.  In the photographs, they looked neat and trim and orderly.

Problem, however.  They were photographs always taken from a distance, never close up.

Close up--and remember, franksolich actually stayed in some of these places--one could see the crumbly concrete, the cracking exterior walls, the rusted balcony railings about ready to fall off, the broken windows, trash parked on the balconies and around the bases of the buildings, mud all over the place, grafitti galore.

One wonders why google images of Cocoa Beach show buildings only from a distance, never up close.
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: Texacon on September 12, 2013, 01:59:34 PM
Poor stupid Pedro.
He doesn't understand
that a diploma is just an expensive permit to hunt for a job.  
Some permits are better than others.


How Atman lost his job;

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh5Lh-tTSZQ[/youtube]

KC
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: miskie on September 12, 2013, 06:49:55 PM
Rob,understand that you are stupid beyond words with no creative talent whatsoever.
Your cartoons stink and probably why you were fired.

To be fair, he outranks both DiseasedAmerican and our old friend Fat Che's Little Brother (where has he vanished to ?) by a mile.

- However, one needs to remember that if one is capable of drawing Timmy the Turtle, a pirate, a clown, or Bob Hope - then one outranks DA and Fat Che's Little Brother in artistic ability.
Title: Re: DUmmy Atman McGrath Still Unemployed
Post by: marv on September 12, 2013, 08:49:52 PM
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Response to VanillaRhapsody (Reply #3)
Wed Sep 11, 2013, 04:08 PM
Orrex (37,798 posts)

10. Ain't that the freaking truth
When I was laid off in 2008, I spent many months seeking employment, ultimately sending out well over 1000 resumes (and that's not an exaggeration---on average 6 or 7 per week for ~3 years.)
 
At that time I had a bachelor's degree and nearly a decade's experience in the mutual fund industry, and in all of those months I can count on one hand the number of $30K jobs available in a 50-mile radius.

My math says that 6 or 7 per week for ~3 years ain't "...well over 1000...". Anyway...

...this humble skool dropout retired in '92 at $62k/yr installing IBM mainframes. And I started at 25¢/hr bagging groceries in '54.