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Title: Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail
Post by: Tess Anderson on September 10, 2013, 07:45:09 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018477094

with his home address  :whatever:

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Tue Sep 10, 2013, 04:33 PM

 Taverner (54,525 posts)



I just thought of an ingenious idea. Too bad I'm too ethical to do it.



 I was at my local pharmacy today, and I noticed a box filled with pre-addressed and franked envelopes.
 
Outside it said "Dispose of your used medications by sending them here!"

The idea, you took your unused pills, put them in the bag and sent them where they could be destroyed in an environmentally friendly way.
 
Anywho, alls it would take is somebody to make up a bunch of pre-addressed envelopes, but to a different address. MY address.
 
Then swap that out with the legit boxes all over the state.

Then just wait for the meds to come in!

At least this could inspire a transgressive writer out there...
Title: Re: Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 10, 2013, 07:47:18 PM
You know, it really shows the mindset of the DUmmies that the first thing that they think of when they see pills is that they want them, regardless of what the pills actually do.
Title: Re: Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2013, 07:49:12 PM
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Too bad I'm too ethical to do it.
You're not ethical, you're just lazy.
Title: Re: Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 10, 2013, 07:52:10 PM
An ethical intravenous drug addict!
Now there's a rare individual!

Any ethics Mark may have had went out the window, and into a syringe, a couple of decades ago.
Title: Re: Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2013, 07:54:54 PM
You know, it really shows the mindset of the DUmmies that the first thing that they think of when they see pills is that they want them, regardless of what the pills actually do.
All the drug-addled DUmmies have that pharmacy handbook that shows you what each pill is based on the color, shape, size, and numbers stamped on it.

Some of them have it memorized.
Title: Re: Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail
Post by: RobJohnson on September 10, 2013, 07:56:37 PM
It's all fun and games until the DEA shows up knocking down your door.
Title: Re: Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail
Post by: USA4ME on September 10, 2013, 07:59:41 PM
He should down a couple of fifths and go for it.

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Title: Re: Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail
Post by: Dori on September 10, 2013, 08:15:26 PM
Isn't it a felony to conspire to steal prescription drugs?  And through the U.S. mail no less.  That's got to be good for another ten years.

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail
Post by: BattleHymn on September 10, 2013, 11:34:56 PM
You know, it really shows the mindset of the DUmmies that the first thing that they think of when they see pills is that they want them, regardless of what the pills actually do.
Celtic Rose, don't forget one of the pillars of being a primitive is "Find a pill, eat a pill." 
Title: Re: Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail
Post by: Dori on September 10, 2013, 11:43:10 PM
Celtic Rose, don't forget one of the pillars of being a primitive is "Find a pill, eat a pill." 


 :rofl:  especially dog pills that look like cookie crumbs
Title: Re: Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail
Post by: diesel driver on September 11, 2013, 02:43:58 AM
:rofl:  especially dog pills that look like cookie crumbs

I thought it looked like a piece of naval lint?  Oh, well.

DUmmies are like children, after all.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail
Post by: Karin on September 11, 2013, 08:02:25 AM
Oh for God's sake.  A  new low.  He got two replies, none of which point out the illegality of it all.  Here's one DUmmie with his usual clever wit:

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Response to Taverner (Original post)
Tue Sep 10, 2013, 05:30 PM
 lastlib (4,386 posts)
2. My idea:

Get a Business-Reply envelope from any Right-wing or Republican organization; make about 50 or 100 copies of it on a copier. Fold them so that the Reply address is on the outside, and tape 'em so they don't open. Then drop 'em in a mailbox, and let the Repugs pay for all that postage!

 :mental:

Lurkers:  Aren't you ever embarrassed? 
Title: Re: Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 11, 2013, 09:08:24 AM
Oh for God's sake.  A  new low.  He got two replies, none of which point out the illegality of it all.

Karin, even if one of the replies did point out the illegality of it, do you really think that it would stop him? :???: :whistling:
Title: Re: Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail
Post by: RobJohnson on September 13, 2013, 07:45:06 AM
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lastlib (4,391 posts)

2. My idea:

Get a Business-Reply envelope from any Right-wing or Republican organization; make about 50 or 100 copies of it on a copier. Fold them so that the Reply address is on the outside, and tape 'em so they don't open. Then drop 'em in a mailbox, and let the Repugs pay for all that postage!


 :mental:
Title: Re: Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail
Post by: Bad Dog on September 13, 2013, 08:05:50 AM
Karin, even if one of the replies did point out the illegality of it, do you really think that it would stop him? :???: :whistling:

Idiot will probably use the copier at work (if it has a job) and, you will note it specifies taping the letter.  This is because it's red stapler was confiscated by the boss.
Title: Re: Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 13, 2013, 08:51:47 AM
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At least this could inspire a transgressive writer out there...

Has to make up terms to increase self-esteem.   :stoner:  :loser:
Title: Re: Dummie "taverner" dreaming of receiving drugs in the mail
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 13, 2013, 09:34:17 AM
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At least this could inspire a transgressive writer out there...

Or a transsexual one, which is far, far more likely at the DUmp.