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Title: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: Linda on September 07, 2013, 01:23:04 PM
G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/09/g20-ends-abruptly-as-obama-calls-putin-a-jackass.html#entry-more

(http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/obama-putin-g20-580.jpeg)

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ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.

“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about ***** Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”

As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.

“If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you’re a dick.”

Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.”

After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home.

yep, this president is such a class act. working so hard to improve our relationship and standing with other world nations... :sarcasm:
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 07, 2013, 01:30:29 PM
Next thing you know he'll lay down in the floor and have a temper tantrum. :-)







That was the onion wasn't it?......well, wasn't it?.....tell me it was the onion.
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: Linda on September 07, 2013, 01:33:24 PM
Sorry, not this time...it was in the New Yorker...The Borowitz Report
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: Fourwinds on September 07, 2013, 01:36:05 PM
A new embarrasment every single day...its going to be a long three years
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: Big Dog on September 07, 2013, 01:43:36 PM
Sorry, not this time...it was in the New Yorker...The Borowitz Report

Andy Borowitz gave us this gem, too:  Obama Promises Syria Strike Will Have No Objective (http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/08/obama-promises-syria-strike-will-have-no-objective.html)
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 07, 2013, 01:45:01 PM
A new embarrasment every single day...its going to be a long three years

A long 3 years and 5 months.
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 07, 2013, 01:47:59 PM
Andy Borowitz gave us this gem, too:  Obama Promises Syria Strike Will Have No Objective (http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/08/obama-promises-syria-strike-will-have-no-objective.html)

You know, Joe Biden ain't looking so bad now......GOD! How can that be.
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: Fourwinds on September 07, 2013, 01:55:29 PM
You know, Joe Biden ain't looking so bad now......GOD! How can that be.

Well, Obama has had his rear end kissed by just about everyone on the global stage in his first term. Then here comes Putin in the second term. He isn't giving him the star treatment and running his nation his way and like a spoiled brat, Obama doesn't know how to handle it.
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: vesta111 on September 07, 2013, 02:21:19 PM
A new embarrasment every single day...its going to be a long three years
...Ah yes Putin and all The other leader of the free world, just how far can they trust him and America to be a sane world ?

 Me if I was Putin  would consider the man nuts and crazy to boot. Strange over lord of a country that has the ability to take them  down and walk off saying don't blame me it was my congress that started it all.   He did nothing, he was playing golf, none of this is his fault.

Cannot imagine what the rest of the world thinks of Obama.    He is an interesting leader , I am sure other leaders are shaking their heads and wondering WTF.

We got a real weird leader today, one that is and has no ability to  do more then take vacations and have no idea what his job requires.

Well why should he, he was not brought to our country until he was a teenager,---all those years of education as a Muslim.    His college was fun lots of pot smoking and getting all huffy about black history that he was never a part of.


Crap why does he not give glory to the white side of the family, the Grandpa that served in WW2

Has this man been so indoctrinated in the Muslim faith that he cannot see America for what it is ?
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 07, 2013, 03:25:47 PM
You know, I believe, to put kindly, Obama is having a 'nervous breakdown'. He's canned about all the sane, level headed high ranking officers in the military and put his liberal ass kissers in their place. If he issues some insane military order will any one of them have the backbone to stand up to him and say "NO".
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: Freeper on September 07, 2013, 03:33:10 PM
I don't know but this does sound like satire. Even though it came from the New Yorker. I'm no fan of 0bama by any means but this seems over the top. Only time will tell.
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: Chris_ on September 07, 2013, 03:35:30 PM
I don't know but this does sound like satire. Even though it came from the New Yorker. I'm no fan of 0bama by any means but this seems over the top. Only time will tell.
Fake but accurate.

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Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 07, 2013, 03:36:09 PM
I don't know but this does sound like satire. Even though it came from the New Yorker. I'm no fan of 0bama by any means but this seems over the top. Only time will tell.

Well, I'm pretty damn sure it won't be on the MSM TV News tonight.
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 07, 2013, 03:43:06 PM
I don't know but this does sound like satire. Even though it came from the New Yorker. I'm no fan of 0bama by any means but this seems over the top. Only time will tell.


Yeah, it's just satire...but oh so true to life...

 :-)
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: Bad Dog on September 07, 2013, 03:45:29 PM

Yeah, it's just satire...but oh so true to life...

 :-)

With the Bathouse Boy reality has turned to satire.
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: Freeper on September 07, 2013, 03:48:25 PM
Yep satire a simple google search showed it as satire.
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 07, 2013, 03:55:35 PM
Yep satire a simple google search showed it as satire.

Damn...what a shame....I was hoping Putin would deck his ass.
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: Freeper on September 07, 2013, 03:56:48 PM
Damn...what a shame....I was hoping Putin would deck his ass.

The Putin quote tipped me off lol.
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: Linda on September 07, 2013, 04:09:54 PM
Damn...what a shame....I was hoping Putin would deck his ass.

Same here....
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: Fourwinds on September 07, 2013, 04:40:58 PM
Lol.totally roped me in
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: thundley4 on September 07, 2013, 05:14:00 PM
Hoped it was true, because Putin would have unloaded on him.  I'm still not sure that any of our ships that fire off missiles at Syria re not legally fair game for Russian ships.

With no UN backing, no other nations backing Obama, and if he doesn't get approval from congress, Russia may decide Obama has gone rogue and move to defend their ally Assad.
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: Dori on September 07, 2013, 05:20:45 PM
It's Hillary's fault, she pushed the wrong restart button.  :popcorn:





 

Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 07, 2013, 05:34:40 PM
It's Hillary's fault, she pushed the wrong restart button.  :popcorn:

Apparently the correct translation was "Launch."
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: txradioguy on September 08, 2013, 03:31:24 PM
I don't know but this does sound like satire. Even though it came from the New Yorker. I'm no fan of 0bama by any means but this seems over the top. Only time will tell.

G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
New Yorker (satire) (blog) ‎- 1 day ago


Sadly...it's satire
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: docstew on September 08, 2013, 04:26:51 PM
Hoped it was true, because Putin would have unloaded on him.  I'm still not sure that any of our ships that fire off missiles at Syria re not legally fair game for Russian ships.

With no UN backing, no other nations backing Obama, and if he doesn't get approval from congress, Russia may decide Obama has gone rogue and move to defend their ally Assad.

You are correct. Barring a UN security council resolution, which won't be happening since Russia has said they will veto, any attack we launch against Syria can be classified as aggressive military action and Russia could be well within international conventions to not only shoot down the missiles/planes carrying them, but to attack the task force launching them, which would definitely get American sailors/airmen killed.
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: obumazombie on September 08, 2013, 04:30:28 PM
To those of you stuck on the thinking that owebuma has 3 more years. Never forget "or less". All it would take is for at least one of his plethora of scandals to unravel.
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: thundley4 on September 08, 2013, 05:30:58 PM
To those of you stuck on the thinking that owebuma has 3 more years. Never forget "or less". All it would take is for at least one of his plethora of scandals to unravel.

Never gonna happen with the MSM covering his ass and willing to forget the scandals for any new shiny object that Obama tosses in the air.  If Obama spying on the media didn't turn them against him, nothing will.
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: Freeper on September 08, 2013, 07:22:50 PM
To those of you stuck on the thinking that owebuma has 3 more years. Never forget "or less". All it would take is for at least one of his plethora of scandals to unravel.

Are you nuts? There is no way the first black president will be impeached.
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: J P Sousa on September 08, 2013, 07:23:25 PM
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Apparently the correct translation was "Launch."  

Yeah, I was thinking another mis-translation...........probably this; "yes Mr Putin I am a jackass".......is more like it.  :-)

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Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: obumazombie on September 08, 2013, 10:05:45 PM
Are you nuts? There is no way the first black president will be impeached.
Clinton snuck back into office ?
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: txradioguy on September 09, 2013, 05:04:33 AM
Are you nuts? There is no way the first black president will be impeached.

I'm beginning to think we're all crazy to believe he's only got 3 more years.
Title: Re: G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 09, 2013, 07:17:48 AM
I'm beginning to think we're all crazy to believe he's only got 3 more years.

If he tries for more, some extreme left winger will get him and we'll get blamed for it. Then once a year, every year, for the next 100 years we'll be stuck with what a great president he was.....GOD don't kill him, just let him fade away.