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Title: How ya a'll doin?
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 06, 2013, 07:46:39 PM
Been busier than a one peckered Billy Goat in a yard full o' Nannies!!!

Hope y1'all is enjoyin' life. Me' I got a reprieve when "Toots" beat the cancer. They took out 11 nymph nodes, so I was worried as hell!

Hell, she's gonna bury me! That's the way it's 'sposed to be anyway. She's lookin' like this years Bambi, minus the tits o'course, heh, heh. She's gona go in and have 'em move stuff around so she don't feel so bottom heavy, (hahahahahahaha, she luvs me ya know), and to sport a coupla a new 38`'s. Only bummer is, they ain't figured out how to give 'em nipples. Not sure how that's gonna effect me.

Hope ya have been keepin our arch enemies happy, (snicker), wouldn't want them to be ignored.
Title: Re: How ya a'll doin?
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 06, 2013, 07:54:41 PM
Glad to hear that Toots is doing so well  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Re: How ya a'll doin?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 06, 2013, 08:11:26 PM
Excellent, glad to hear A-Rus!
Title: Re: How ya a'll doin?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 07, 2013, 06:13:35 AM
Glad to see you back, and that Toots is doing well! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: How ya a'll doin?
Post by: Eupher on September 07, 2013, 06:40:39 AM
Who needs tits anyway? (Apart from babies, a'course!)

Great report, Allo! Really glad you and Toots are doin' good.
Title: Re: How ya a'll doin?
Post by: vesta111 on September 07, 2013, 08:11:55 AM
Who needs tits anyway? (Apart from babies, a'course!)

Great report, Allo! Really glad you and Toots are doin' good.

Look on the bright side, this may the first time in your wife's life she has no back pain from lugging around these hooters that cause her shoulder's to hurt and give her bad posture.   

Best thing to ever happened to my friend was a large breast reduction.  She started growing them at 13 and was embarrassed most of her life.   She did not dress as most of us did, never tucked in her shirts, and after getting married and having 3 kids--her boobs kept growing.  It did not help that she weighed about 120 pounds and the boobs weighed a good 20  pounds of that.

At the grand old age of 30 she had had enough.  She was a stay at home Mom and her husbands insurance did not cover elective surgery.   After a few examinations the doctors discovered she had [some cysts] in both breasts.

In she went to get rid of the things before they turned into cancer.    What a problem the some cysts turned out to be a total from each breast 16 oz  of the damn things and when the surgery was over she wore a 32 Cup bra.   

Total different person, the scars soon faded and not only did she look different, walk different but she now could wear clothing to suite herself.   It took a couple years for the indentations on her shoulders from hefting around the heavy boobs in her bra to smooth out.

My Hero, were I to be told I would have to loose both breasts  I would have no fear, Boobs serve a purpose, to feed the young, after that has gone by the way side, I have no use for them, then when it comes to life or death, WTF we are not Porno stars-------It is not like we make a living on our boobs.

BTW I have seen some remarkable  tattoos that are designed to cover the chests of woman that have lost both breasts-- unless one takes a very close look it appears the breasts are there. 

 
Title: Re: How ya a'll doin?
Post by: IassaFTots on September 07, 2013, 11:14:35 AM
So happy to see you, and glad to hear the good news about Toots!
Title: Re: How ya a'll doin?
Post by: njpines on September 09, 2013, 09:46:59 AM
Been busier than a one peckered Billy Goat in a yard full o' Nannies!!!

Hope y1'all is enjoyin' life. Me' I got a reprieve when "Toots" beat the cancer. They took out 11 nymph nodes, so I was worried as hell!

Hell, she's gonna bury me! That's the way it's 'sposed to be anyway. She's lookin' like this years Bambi, minus the tits o'course, heh, heh. She's gona go in and have 'em move stuff around so she don't feel so bottom heavy, (hahahahahahaha, she luvs me ya know), and to sport a coupla a new 38`'s. Only bummer is, they ain't figured out how to give 'em nipples. Not sure how that's gonna effect me.

Hope ya have been keepin our arch enemies happy, (snicker), wouldn't want them to be ignored.

Maybe Thor can help you out?  Hornier than a three peckered billy goat (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90503.0.html)
Title: Re: How ya a'll doin?
Post by: debk on September 09, 2013, 10:54:34 AM
Good news about Toots  :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

It's about time you showed up to let us know how you both were doing!!!  We worry when we don't hear from you! :hammer:

I've a couple of friends who have had double mastectomies...both had the nipples tattooed on. They looked real! It takes 3-5 times of going to get the "shading" correct. It's amazing what can be done these days.

One was really big breasted and wasn't happy with the end result. I thought the new very perky ones looked a whole lot better than her real ones that were huge and seriously droopy, but it wasn't my body. She went back and went through the whole process to get bigger ones.  :whatever: It made her happier, and that's the whole point.
Title: Re: How ya a'll doin?
Post by: Texacon on September 09, 2013, 11:13:53 AM
Good to see you Allo!  Don't be a stranger.

KC
Title: Re: How ya a'll doin?
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 23, 2013, 03:28:32 PM
Look on the bright side, this may the first time in your wife's life she has no back pain from lugging around these hooters that cause her shoulder's to hurt and give her bad posture.   

Best thing to ever happened to my friend was a large breast reduction.  She started growing them at 13 and was embarrassed most of her life.   She did not dress as most of us did, never tucked in her shirts, and after getting married and having 3 kids--her boobs kept growing.  It did not help that she weighed about 120 pounds and the boobs weighed a good 20  pounds of that.

At the grand old age of 30 she had had enough.  She was a stay at home Mom and her husbands insurance did not cover elective surgery.   After a few examinations the doctors discovered she had [some cysts] in both breasts.

In she went to get rid of the things before they turned into cancer.    What a problem the some cysts turned out to be a total from each breast 16 oz  of the damn things and when the surgery was over she wore a 32 Cup bra.   

Total different person, the scars soon faded and not only did she look different, walk different but she now could wear clothing to suite herself.   It took a couple years for the indentations on her shoulders from hefting around the heavy boobs in her bra to smooth out.

My Hero, were I to be told I would have to loose both breasts  I would have no fear, Boobs serve a purpose, to feed the young, after that has gone by the way side, I have no use for them, then when it comes to life or death, WTF we are not Porno stars-------It is not like we make a living on our boobs.

BTW I have seen some remarkable  tattoos that are designed to cover the chests of woman that have lost both breasts-- unless one takes a very close look it appears the breasts are there. 

 

To hell with her back! I've always tried to help her hold 'em up!!! For 40 MFY!
Title: Re: How ya a'll doin?
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 23, 2013, 03:34:04 PM
Maybe Thor can help you out?  Hornier than a three peckered billy goat (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,90503.0.html)

I didn't believe we were that deranged around here! But sho nuff! We actually have a thred for 3 peckered Billy Goats!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!@@@@!!one!!!