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Title: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: BattleHymn on September 02, 2013, 09:44:25 PM
This is from late July.  I didn't see it posted over here, so I rowed it on over.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1212267

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Lady Freedom Returns (5,857 posts) Thu Jul 25, 2013, 11:15 PM

Question for motercycle riders.
I need to know what to look for in gas mileage of a motorcycle, what is the numbers to watch for. I need something I can afford when I get working (Hello Crags List) and one that can be for long haul rides as well as in town stuff.

Any brand ideas or horsepower I need to keep an eye for? Mind you I am just 5'4 and 250 pounds. (That calculates to a BMI of 42.9, in case anyone is counting)

This will end well.  Let's hope she keeps here eyes open in Tucson for a motercycle. :popcorn:





Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: Mike220 on September 02, 2013, 09:46:35 PM
Holy hell. I'm a full foot taller and only 40 pounds heavier. Found a pic of her as a kid:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-idSdAz7sxpc/TjKhSqcL59I/AAAAAAAACUE/BqI32gLm2sg/s1600/blueberry.jpg)
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: franksolich on September 02, 2013, 09:47:42 PM
Whoa.

I knew she wasn't any Twiggy, but I didn't figure she had the bulk of the cousin.
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: BattleHymn on September 02, 2013, 09:48:57 PM
Coming to a Tucson road near you:

(http://funnycrave.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/fat_guy_moped11.jpg)
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: franksolich on September 02, 2013, 09:50:30 PM
Holy hell. I'm a full foot taller and only 40 pounds heavier.

Man, I don't want you ever getting mad at me.  Or JakeStyle either.

<<a paltry 6'3" (actually, the "3"''s only two and a half, but I can't make the half-sign here, so round it up), and circa 75 pounds lighter.
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: BattleHymn on September 02, 2013, 09:54:06 PM
Whoa.

I knew she wasn't any Twiggy, but I didn't figure she had the bulk of the cousin.

Here's a question for you frank:

You've worked at a convenient mart behind the counter, on occasion.  Typically, how much room is there behind the counter? 

With the newly discovered information about her size, I'm wondering if she didn't fat-finger that $70 off of the register, rather than five-fingering it.


Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 02, 2013, 09:56:44 PM
Weeellll my 2 cents. If said dummie does get a bike more powerful than a moped... then said dummies is not long for this world.
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: Skul on September 02, 2013, 09:59:07 PM
I think I'm going to stop bird-doggin' that girl for a couple weeks.
Time to sit back and see what happens.
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: BattleHymn on September 02, 2013, 10:00:07 PM
Weeellll my 2 cents. If said dummie does get a bike more powerful than a moped... then said dummies is not long for this world.

Ain't that the truth!  :cheersmate:

This brings a whole new level of hilarity to Lady Freedumb's planned walk from Joplin, MO, to Washington State in 2011.  

Picture someone of that size hoofing it all the way to Washington.  If she made it that far, the wolves in Wyoming would have had a good Thanksgiving.
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: beefeater on September 02, 2013, 10:00:21 PM
Holey crap, 5'4 and 250lbs? I had no idea.


(http://picswtf.com/files/2012/06/pics-wtf-291-850x562.jpg)
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: franksolich on September 02, 2013, 10:01:01 PM
Here's a question for you frank:

You've worked at a convenient mart behind the counter, on occasion.  Typically, how much room is there behind the counter? 

With the newly discovered information about her size, I'm wondering if she didn't fat-finger that $70 off of the register, rather than five-fingering it.

The place where I've done that on holidays, during the middle of the night, there's acres of floor space behind the counter; one can hold a square dance there.  

But I'm aware that's not the usual case; this is because there's plenty of room here to build big.

Among area convenience stores, Kum & Go seems to have the least back there; if someone's standing behind the cash-register, they're practically leaning against the wall behind them.  Not a good idea.  But I doubt the convenience store primitive could fit behind one of those.
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 02, 2013, 10:04:05 PM
Dave is a lucky man.
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 02, 2013, 10:38:56 PM
Among area convenience stores, Kum & Go seems to have the least back there; if someone's standing behind the cash-register, they're practically leaning against the wall behind them.  Not a good idea.  But I doubt the convenience store primitive could fit behind one of those.

BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Kinda sounds like the men dummies there Frank!!!   :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: Bad Dog on September 02, 2013, 10:46:23 PM
Dave is a lucky man.

At least until LFR returns to Tucson.
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: Tess Anderson on September 02, 2013, 11:16:10 PM
Yeah, she has been wanted to learn how to drive both a car and a motercycle for over a year now. I thought she was the same weight as Doug the Walrus from this old post:

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Response to gollygee (Reply #131)

Mon Dec 10, 2012, 07:44 PM

 Lady Freedom Returns (5,857 posts)

133. I am 260 pounds so I am in their shoes in a way.

I have been ridiculed all my life. My mother took me to doctors and tried to help with what I ate and exercised with me. Nothing seem to help.
 This is in no way funny. It hurts. People who are heavy does not need it pointed out as this place did. The mirror does a great job of that.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=1958088

 ::)

Dave is a lucky man.

I hope he's left the area for his own sake, but it sounds like Chad may be staying with him or that DUmmie was just messing with Amber.
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: sharkhawk on September 02, 2013, 11:32:50 PM
She is 5'4" and 240 pounds, and she was going to walk from Missouri to Oregon in Late fall.  I think the boyfriend went along because he was thinking Donner party.
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: catsmtrods on September 03, 2013, 06:19:05 AM
This should fit her.

(http://108.163.194.210/~dbbpcom/dbbp/coolest/tatra/ta07.jpg)
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: Big Don on September 03, 2013, 06:46:53 AM
Man, I don't want you ever getting mad at me.  Or JakeStyle either.

<<a paltry 6'3" (actually, the "3"''s only two and a half, but I can't make the half-sign here, so round it up), and circa 75 pounds lighter.
½ hold down alt key and press 0189 to make ½
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: NHSparky on September 03, 2013, 08:28:04 AM
LFR--okay, take the average mileage you're quoted, cut it in half.

And if you can't drive a car, you sure as shit can't ride a bike.  Personally, I'd love to watch you try to come up to a light, either not pulling in the clutch, stalling, and dumping it (and unable to get it back up) or better still, mixing them up and going flying through the intersection and turned into a greasy road pancake.
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: hillneck on September 03, 2013, 08:44:27 AM
Ole girl's going to need a side car for all that baggage she's lugging around.
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: BamaMoose on September 03, 2013, 09:51:21 AM
The Donner Diet did her good.

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Lady Freedom Returns (5,859 posts)

A little good news...
Last edited Wed Jul 24, 2013, 01:42 AM USA/ET - Edit history (4)

Yes I got dumped after 10 years,yes I more or less got ran out of a place I fell in love with (Tucson AZ), yes my laptop screen is cracked, but we have found out I am now a size 20. I was a size 36 when this all started.

I was 336 pounds when this all started back in 2011, now in 2013 I am 250.57 pounds. 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018441919 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018441919)
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 03, 2013, 09:54:58 AM
Do they make "WIDE LOAD" signs for mopeds?
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: DefiantSix on September 03, 2013, 10:00:46 AM
Weeellll my 2 cents. If said dummie does get a bike more powerful than a moped... then said dummies is not long for this world.

'Specially since she doesn't even have the license/experience required to operate a 4-wheeled vehicle on public roadways.
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: Carl on September 03, 2013, 11:29:39 AM
A perfect example of what a DUmbass is.

A complete idiot,dedicated to slopping at the public trough to the tune of being morbidly obese.
Useless to the point that even a minimum wage job is a recipe for fail and expects nothing but sympathy and assurances that it is owed.

Go die in the desert you worthless pig.  :bird:
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: Dori on September 03, 2013, 12:47:30 PM
 :lmao:

http://cdn6.ducatiforum.co.uk/attachments/f18/12870d1364051693-joke-page-blonde-airbags.jpg
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 03, 2013, 01:13:03 PM
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I was 336 pounds when this all started back in 2011

And she's 5'4"!! That's a ton of excess draping, drooping, encasing fat rolls.

And that raises some delicate questions about her shackup activities with dreamboat Dave.

I think she should explain all that to the DUmp.
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: BattleHymn on September 03, 2013, 04:32:53 PM
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I was 336 pounds when this all started back in 2011

That's a BMI of almost 60.  Holy shit. 
Title: Re: Lady Freedumb after a motercycle [sic]
Post by: BattleHymn on September 03, 2013, 05:02:47 PM
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I was 336 pounds when this all started back in 2011

At 250 pounds, I was going to suggest she might be able to find employment in Tucson wearing sandwich board signs.

If she's anywhere near that 336 today, a vinyl wrap would be more appropriate.