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Title: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 02, 2013, 07:55:44 PM
Remember kids, rednecks are knuckle dragging gun happy sister buggering morons who constantly vote against their best interests as soon as they hear the latest racist dog whistle.

You know what good job for rednecks is?

COMMERCIAL TRUCK DRIVER!

But rsmith couldn't pass his CDL exam.

Which means he's dumber than all those knuckle dragging gun happy sister buggering morons who constantly vote against their best interests as soon as they hear the latest racist dog whistle.

And now he wants to tell people whose only job is to crunch numbers what morons they are for contending a business proposition.

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rsmith6621 (6,724 posts)

McDonalds Is full of Pooh Pooh

Saying they cant raise the price of their product to pay a living wage to their overworked employees.

HELL in the last year they have raised the price of their SHIT at least 25 cents. The price of a biscut/sausage/egg/cheese sandwich has gone from $1.99 to 2.99-$3.59 ala-carte.

When you ask a manger why such an increase, they will say the cost of fuel,the cost of their overhead and they will say PAYROLL. When asked when they last gave the store employees a raise they wont answer, so the raise must be to management.

So if they can raise it because of product related overhead then WHY IN THE HELL CANT THEY HAVE A PRICE INCREASE TO GIVE SOME DIGNITY BACK TO THE EMPLOYEES.

WHY...CAUSE THEY DONT WANT TO. EMPLOYEES ARE A COMMODITY LIKE EGGS.cRACK THEM,EAT THEM AND THEN SHIT THEM AWAY.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023583623
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: Dori on September 02, 2013, 08:12:24 PM
Most franchises operate on a thin profit margin. 
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 02, 2013, 08:16:18 PM
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EMPLOYEES ARE A COMMODITY LIKE EGGS.cRACK THEM,EAT THEM AND THEN SHIT THEM AWAY.

In the case of fast-food burger flippers -- yep, that about covers it. 

If you are doing something that everyone can do then the labor pool is... everyone.
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: Skul on September 02, 2013, 08:25:52 PM
In the case of fast-food burger flippers -- yep, that about covers it. 

If you are doing something that everyone can do then the labor pool is... everyone.

I have squirrels that can do that.   :-)
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: Traveshamockery on September 02, 2013, 08:30:28 PM
If there was ever a case to say OWN IT to one of the DUmmies, this is it.  What a dumbass.   :whatever:
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: Skul on September 02, 2013, 08:37:57 PM
If there was ever a case to say OWN IT to one of the DUmmies, this is it.  What a dumbass.   :whatever:
My squirrels can do that, too.
I'll go ask.
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: obumazombie on September 02, 2013, 08:50:37 PM
Most franchises operate on a thin profit margin. 
An owner of a Chik-Fil-A franchise can expect to make $300,000.00 a year or more. The downside is 6 days a week, probably 12 to 18 hours a day.
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: jukin on September 02, 2013, 08:58:30 PM
Sorry DUchebag, McDonalds has not raised the price of any of their meals or items. Ben Bernake, Obama, Nanzi, and Hairy have raised the price of a McDonalds meal.

Youth employment is at a record low and the regressive solution to that is to raise the price of youth work hours. That's going to work out real well. In fact, Nanzi's raising of the minimum wage in 07 was the beginning of the whole financial disaster. Immediately youth UE spiked in summer of 07. Of course you DUchebags are too smart to see that voting for what an evil democrat says it is going to do is really voting against your self interests.
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 02, 2013, 09:03:55 PM
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Mon Sep 2, 2013, 08:49 PM
rsmith6621 (6,724 posts)
McDonalds Is full of Pooh Pooh

Saying they cant raise the price of their product to pay a living wage to their overworked employees who have made them what they are today.

Well, that's a relief. I haven't seen poor, stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers around in a while. When a nut like rsmithnumbers disappears for a few days, you always wonder if he's pulled a Deadstone on us.

He's pretty depressed about not being able to learn to drive a truck. He even made up a tale about being in training for a job at Boeing or someplace like that.
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: BattleHymn on September 02, 2013, 09:05:45 PM
So let me get this straight:

-McDonald's serves shit.

-The rsmith primitive thinks himself intimately in tune with the prices of items at McDonald's down to the penny.

One can only conclude that the rsmith primitive eats shit.
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: jukin on September 02, 2013, 09:09:00 PM
So let me get this straight:

-McDonald's serves shit.

-The rsmith primitive thinks himself intimately in tune with the prices of items at McDonald's down to the penny.

One can only conclude that the rsmith primitive eats shit.

Don't speak ill of the Sausage McMuffin with Egg sir!

Everything else, yeah.
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: BattleHymn on September 02, 2013, 09:14:17 PM
Don't speak ill of the Sausage McMuffin with Egg sir!

Everything else, yeah.

Oh no, I wouldn't knock anything from McDonald's.  If McDonald's is your thing, that's just fine.

I was merely using the rsmith primitive's own words:

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HELL in the last year they have raised the price of their SHIT at least 25 cents.

price of a ... has gone from $1.99 to 2.99-$3.59

When you ask a manger why such an increase,

He concludes that it's shit, but he eats it.  If I think something is shit, I don't eat it.  Times must be tough at truck driver school. 
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: Skul on September 02, 2013, 09:17:31 PM
The squirrel laughed,
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 02, 2013, 09:21:15 PM
Most franchises operate on a thin profit margin. 

So do corporate stores Dori. 5-8 percent was considered good back when I did it and we was corporate.  :cheersmate: 
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 02, 2013, 09:21:21 PM
DUmmy rsmithnumbers is as well-versed on restaurant fare as he is on cover letters and truck driving.

Wendy's used to be my favorite by far, but since Dave died and Wendy's changed their fries to potato scraps and peels, I've had lunch many times at McDonald's, and it's excellent.

The best would be if you could get the original Wendy's fries with a Chik-Fil-A sandwich, but even with old DUmmy Don in the dirt, it's still not a perfect world.
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 02, 2013, 09:23:11 PM

Well, that's a relief. I haven't seen poor, stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers around in a while. When a nut like rsmithnumbers disappears for a few days, you always wonder if he's pulled a Deadstone on us.

He's pretty depressed about not being able to learn to drive a truck. He even made up a tale about being in training for a job at Boeing or someplace like that.

I saw him on several threads over at DummieVille tonite, GB. Nothing interesting. The dump is boring as hell tonite. Maybe he was in the fruitfarm for trying to off himself.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: Tess Anderson on September 02, 2013, 11:28:18 PM
Boring, indeed - if you want rsmithnumbers information, FB is the place to go to:

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Randall Smith
August 10
301 miles of driving the the bus today. Did 2 trips from the airport to Everett and 1 trip from Pier 91 to Sea-Tac and one trip to Monroe. I'm officially pooped out. Night all after a 32oz glass of ice H2o.

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Randall Smith
August 24
Well friends, I have finally found a few minutes to say hi. My new job is keeping me busy an average of 12 hours a day. When I walk in the door at home the pillow is all I want after dinner. Driving 250-300 miles a day.

I promise I will make contact with those who have flooded my voice mail box the past week in the next few days. It is good to be back to work.

and he still has that bitchfest going on with McDonald's. He must have a job driving a bus back and forth to Sea-Tac and smaller airports.
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: BattleHymn on September 03, 2013, 12:37:27 AM
Why did he go to truck driving school, then? 

If memory serves me correct, a bus only requires the Class B CDL.

That's assuming he's not driving a shuttle bus, which only requires a chauffeur's license.

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Driving 250-300 miles a day.

Cry me a freaking river.  My brother-in-law does 600+ miles six days a week, in a real truck, not a damn bus.


Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 03, 2013, 12:39:08 AM
Airport shuttle driver. No tips, but help passengers stow luggage.  

Still can't dock a semi trailer.

I guess he's dropped out of trucker school early in his sophomore year.

It's a shame. He was great going forward.
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 03, 2013, 12:46:10 AM
Sorry DUchebag, McDonalds has not raised the price of any of their meals or items. Ben Bernake, Obama, Nanzi, and Hairy have raised the price of a McDonalds meal.

*ding .. ding .. ding*

You'll never get the idiots to understand that.
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 03, 2013, 05:41:00 AM
Why did he go to truck driving school, then? 

If memory serves me correct, a bus only requires the Class B CDL.

That's assuming he's not driving a shuttle bus, which only requires a chauffeur's license.

Cry me a freaking river.  My brother-in-law does 600+ miles six days a week, in a real truck, not a damn bus.




As a 17 year old I once did 3,000+ miles one week for a nickel a mile. I guess that's why I always loved trucking.....but about one week out of the year was enough to satisfy me. :-)
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: Karin on September 03, 2013, 07:35:50 AM
Did that strike last week have any effect at all?  It was business as usual here. 
Title: Re: Abject failure wants to tell multinational corp how to run a business
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 03, 2013, 07:46:37 AM
Did that strike last week have any effect at all?  It was business as usual here. 

STRIKE? What strike? There was a strike?......Oh yeah, the overpaid ones.....I saw it on the TV news.