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Title: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: Mary Ann on September 02, 2013, 01:21:28 PM
Is there nothing they won't post on DU??

http://www.democraticunderground.com/125525270

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Aerows (17,145 posts)    Mon Sep 2, 2013, 01:53 PM

Harsh

...Mestrual period. Where do you go to ask about this? I figured it would be okay if I asked it here, because I am having one, and it's hardly a Lounge or GD topic.
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: Dori on September 02, 2013, 01:34:58 PM
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Maybe I need more vitamins. That's probably why it is so bad. I quit coffee three years ago, but I don't know what I've done in my diet to make it so hellatious.

Sounds like tumors and/or endometriosis.  You probably need some serious surgery.
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: Aristotelian on September 02, 2013, 01:43:56 PM
I can see why the DUmmy is reticent about posting this in G.D. - but, forgive my male ignorance, how is this part of the History of Feminism?
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: BattleHymn on September 02, 2013, 01:46:27 PM
For some reason, I thought the Aerows primitive was a man.

In my defense, there is nothing in his/her/its post that would exclude it from being a DUmp male.
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: franksolich on September 02, 2013, 02:15:43 PM
For some reason, I thought the Aerows primitive was a man.

In my defense, there is nothing in his/her/its post that would exclude it from being a DUmp male.

The arrows primitive discovers us (July 2013, by GOBUCKS):

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,89370.0
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 02, 2013, 03:06:57 PM
The arrows primitive discovers us (July 2013, by GOBUCKS):

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,89370.0

DUmmy Aerows is a lesbo. A very, very stupid lesbo.

The best line in that DUmp thread was from coach's alleged mole Lucinda:

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As long as you don't post personal, traceable, info here, they can't really hurt you.


Isn't that the truth, Doug?
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: Dori on September 02, 2013, 03:21:18 PM
DUmmy Aerows is a lesbo. A very, very stupid lesbo.

I figured that when she was equating vitamin consumption to having the cramps.   :thatsright:

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Maybe I need more vitamins. That's probably why it is so bad. I quit coffee three years ago, but I don't know what I've done in my diet to make it so hellatious.

 
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: Bad Dog on September 02, 2013, 03:27:09 PM
DUmmy Aerows is a lesbo. A very, very stupid lesbo.

 

Well there you go....She just needs a good rogering to set things right.
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 02, 2013, 03:40:17 PM
For some reason, I thought the Aerows primitive was a man.

In my defense, there is nothing in his/her/its post that would exclude it from being a DUmp male.
:-)
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 02, 2013, 03:50:07 PM
I can see why the DUmmy is reticent about posting this in G.D. - but, forgive my male ignorance, how is this part of the History of Feminism?

1 + 1 = Potato.  You know how their little brains work.
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: Skul on September 02, 2013, 06:12:50 PM
Uff Da
Get a cork.
Shut up already.
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: Tucker on September 02, 2013, 06:32:54 PM
For some reason, I thought the Aerows primitive was a man.

In my defense, there is nothing in his/her/its post that would exclude it from being a DUmp male.

Understanding DUmmies 101

If you think that they're male, it's a good bet that they had a addadicktome. If you're positive that they're female, it's safe to say that they wishy washey, feminine males.
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: Skul on September 02, 2013, 06:44:24 PM
Understanding DUmmies 101

If you think that they're male, it's a good bet that they had a addadicktome. If you're positive that they're female, it's safe to say that they wishy washey, feminine males.
StinkDUde comes to mind.  :)
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: Delmar on September 02, 2013, 06:50:04 PM
DUmmy Aerows is a lesbo. A very, very stupid lesbo.


So DUmmy Aerows is a lesbo?  I figured steve numbers would be along to offer to follow her home on his moped when he heard that she was having trouble with her menstrual cycle.
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: Skul on September 02, 2013, 07:03:21 PM
So DUmmy Aerows is a lesbo?  I figured steve numbers would be along to offer to follow her home on his moped when he heard that she was having trouble with her menstrual cycle.
Kick starter broke.  :hyper:
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: franksolich on September 02, 2013, 08:45:38 PM
The best line in thatDUmp thread was from coach's alleged mole Lucinda:
 
As long as you don't post personal, traceable, info here, they can't really hurt you.

Isn't that the truth, Doug?

Actually, the primitives can't help themselves.

No one needs to "research" a primitive; all one has to do is read them, watching them spill the beans about themselves at the volume and velocity of a railway car dumping beans down a grate.

<<in entire career, has only ever "researched" two primitives (poor stupid Beth and Fat Che, and for good reason).

<<all else that knows about the primitives, came from the primitives themselves.

It's all a matter of random chance and serendipity, the information one comes across when simply reading the primitives.  It doesn't take any special detective skills, for example, to notice that all is not well in the sparkling marriage over there in Maryland.
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 02, 2013, 08:50:43 PM
It doesn't take any special detective skills, for example, to notice that all is not well in the sparkling marriage over there in Maryland.
You don't think Mike and Monica are sittin' in a tree?
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: franksolich on September 02, 2013, 08:52:51 PM
You don't think Mike and Monica are sittin' in a tree?

It looks like there's some problems going on.
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: BattleHymn on September 02, 2013, 09:02:12 PM
It's all a matter of random chance and serendipity, the information one comes across when simply reading the primitives. 


You are right, they really cannot help themselves.  Their own narcissism is their biggest downfall.

Finding out the identity of a primitive is usually as simple as a cup of coffee on a Saturday morning, and two hours of time. 
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: franksolich on September 02, 2013, 09:07:19 PM
You are right, they really cannot help themselves.  Their own narcissism is their biggest downfall.

Finding out the identity of a primitive is usually as simple as a cup of coffee on a Saturday morning, and two hours of time.

I give you the example of the now-gone hippywife primitive, Mrs. Alfred Packer.

Her hippyhubby Wild Bill was convinced that franksolich was peeking in their windows, opening their mail, tapping their telephone and internet, flying overhead in a helicopter, watching them from the crossroads, hiding under their connubial bed, sitting at a table next to them, inquiring of the neighbors and law-enforcement about them, spying at them through a telescope, &c., &c., &c., and has since had it in for me.

This of course was utter nonsense; all I was doing--from a long distance away from northeastern Oklahoma, remember--was reading what hippywife was posting in the cooking and baking forum, nothing more than that.
Title: Re: Oh. Em. Gee.
Post by: BattleHymn on September 02, 2013, 09:09:34 PM
This of course was utter nonsense; all I was doing--from a long distance away from northeastern Oklahoma, remember--was reading what hippywife was posting in the cooking and baking forum, nothing more than that.

The hippywife was just as busy spilling beans as she was cooking them.