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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: PatriotGame on June 19, 2008, 09:23:49 PM

Title: ^^Self Given Name^^
Post by: PatriotGame on June 19, 2008, 09:23:49 PM
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. 

She approached him.

'My name is Carmen,' she told him.

'That's a beautiful name,' he replied,  'Is it a family name?'

'No,' she replied.  'I gave it to myself.  It reflects the things

I like most -- cars and men.'

'What's your name?' she asked.

He said, 'B. J. Titsengolf'
Title: Re: ^^Self Given Name^^
Post by: Miss Mia on June 20, 2008, 03:16:55 PM
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. 

She approached him.

'My name is Carmen,' she told him.

'That's a beautiful name,' he replied,  'Is it a family name?'

'No,' she replied.  'I gave it to myself.  It reflects the things

I like most -- cars and men.'

'What's your name?' she asked.

He said, 'B. J. Titsengolf'




LOL!  H5   :lmao: