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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Kimberly on August 31, 2013, 10:35:04 AM
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Woof woof (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018468912)
Fri Aug 30, 2013, 10:24 PMStar Member UTUSN (35,750 posts)
omz i took a dog pill. thought it was a cookie crumb. tasted like peanut butter
No wonder they like it. should I seek medical attn or induce vomiting.
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Woof woof (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018468912)
Someone this stupid should have a post like this tattooed on their forehead, to serve as a warning to anyone who might try to strike up a conversation with them.
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Crummy the DUmmie :rofl:
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guess it depends on what the dog pill was for. If it was for cancer, I would be concerned, if it was a treat for not peeing on the rug, well, good dog.
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Response to UTUSN (Original post)Fri Aug 30, 2013, 10:28 PM
arcane1 (20,734 posts)
3. That may depend largely on what the pill was for.
Though eating random crumb-like things in never advisable. I've been burned far too often!
Kimberly, never forget that no matter how stupid a Dummy is, there's always another one that is stupider.
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We're forgetting one of the pillars of being a primitve:
"Find a pill, eat a pill."
Primitives love pills. Big ones, small ones, red ones, blue ones, shiny ones, dull ones- it doesn't matter. If you ever drop any of your pills on the floor and they scatter everywhere, just invite a primitive over. You won't even have to sweep.
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Just run outside,pee on a car tire and sniff the postmans crotch and everything will be fine.
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We're forgetting one of the pillars of being a primitve:
"Find a pill, eat a pill."
If you ever drop any of your pills on the floor and they scatter everywhere, just invite a primitive over. You won't even have to sweep.
That's actually very dangerous for pets and babies. Important to find every last one that scatters. I always open my pills over the sink, just for that reason.
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That's actually very dangerous for pets and babies. Important to find every last one that scatters. I always open my pills over the sink, just for that reason.
That's the beauty of inviting a primitive over. Not only are they guaranteed to find every last pill, but they will even scarf down anything on the floor that looks even remotely like a pill, as evidenced by the above two posts:
omz i took a dog pill. thought it was a cookie crumb.
eating random crumb-like things in never advisable. I've been burned far too often!
You can't really fault them, though. Instinct plays heavily on their actions. Bears hibernate, birds migrate, primitives eat pills.
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No need to seek medical attention or vomiting DUmmy. The best cure for this situation is a 9mm slug administered thru the roof of your mouth.
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That's the beauty of inviting a primitive over. Not only are they guaranteed to find every last pill, but they will even scarf down anything on the floor that looks even remotely like a pill, as evidenced by the above two posts:
You can't really fault them, though. Instinct plays heavily on their actions. Bears hibernate, birds migrate, primitives eat pills.
Now I'm having images of Dracula's Igor scarfing bugs off the floor.
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What in the world is that DUmmie doing snorfling around on the floor for?
I wonder what she'd do for a Milk Bone
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This is so typical of a DU poster. They have all destroyed their lives with drugs and probably suffered dain bramage as a result. (pun intended)
there was nothing accidental about this. Some people keep pets just to access a vet's pharmacy.
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I wonder what she'd do for a Milk Bone
:rofl:
or a Snausages
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guess it depends on what the dog pill was for. If it was for cancer, I would be concerned, if it was a treat for not peeing on the rug, well, good dog.
Not so fast, we don't know if she peed on the rug or not.
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Just run outside,pee on a car tire and sniff the postmans crotch and everything will be fine.
:lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
H5!
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Just run outside,pee on a car tire and sniff the postmans crotch and everything will be fine.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
H5 Carl for making me LOL!!!!
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What in the world is that DUmmie doing snorfling around on the floor for?
I wonder what she'd do for a Milk Bone
Hump your leg? :whistling:
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Gee just the other day I ate a tootsie roll off the living room floor, turned out to be a cat turd. See it can happen to anyone. :rotf:
What kind of dope picks up a crumb off the floor and eats it? My dog does that, he eats anything off the ground he finds, at least he has an excuse he is a freaking dog. You would think that humans would be smarter than a mutt but then again they are DUmmies.
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Hump your leg? :whistling:
This thread needs a calpig inspired poem.
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This thread needs a calpig inspired poem.
OK BattleHymn... I'll play!!! Keep in mind poetry is not my strength.
I found a pill!
I looked to the door,
then on the floor.
What did I see?
A pill for me!!!
Fought the hound,
Gulped it down.
Looked for more,
pissed on the floor.
The hound was mad,
I was glad.
Then got drunk on gin,
alas... a dog vitamin!!!
Ya all feel free to add/change it. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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OK BattleHymn... I'll play!!! Keep in mind poetry is not my strength.
I found a pill!
I looked to the door,
then on the floor.
What did I see?
A pill for me!!!
Fought the hound,
Gulped it down.
Looked for more,
pissed on the floor.
The hound was mad,
I was glad.
Then got drunk on gin,
alas... a dog vitamin!!!
Ya all feel free to add/change it. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Need a "Hump, hump, hump" line in there somewhere.
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OK BattleHymn... I'll play!!! Keep in mind poetry is not my strength.
I found a pill!
I looked to the door,
then on the floor.
What did I see?
A pill for me!!!
Fought the hound,
Gulped it down.
Looked for more,
pissed on the floor.
The hound was mad,
I was glad.
Then got drunk on gin,
alas... a dog vitamin!!!
Ya all feel free to add/change it. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
Not the real thing. One, it rhymes, and two, it has an identifiable meter.
Sorry.
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Ok, Perky, let me try my hand at your first draft there:
There on the
floor
Pill so small
so
red
Ready to explode
in my
mouth
Put it
deep down my
throat
Dog on my
leg
hump, hump, hump
Crumbs
all over
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Just run outside,pee on a car tire and sniff the postmans crotch and everything will be fine.
:lmao:
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Attention DUmmies:
Anytime there is a case of accidental ingestion or overdose ALWAYS post on DU first for advice.
Do not waste your time calling 1-800-222-1222. Just keep posting on DU.
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I wonder what she'd do for a Milk Bone
:rofl:
or a Snausages
There are three things I can think of that have implications just too scary to imagine:
1. Nuclear Holicost
2. Armageddon
3. What a DUmmie would do for a dog treat. :runaway: