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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Charles Henrickson on August 26, 2013, 10:21:24 PM
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Click the music link and sing along with Doug!
(http://gearhartchevy.com/dealerimages/Website_4079/GEARHART%20STAFF/Doug%20Bulna.jpg)
KISSED MY MONEY BYE-BYE (The Day the Money Died)
Tune: "American Pie" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U)
As sung by DainBramaged
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how their money used to give me glee
But I knew if I had my chance
That I could break their Fox News trance
And maybe they'd be lib'ral just like me
The television made me quiver
With every program it delivered
Fox News on the TV
I couldn't let them see me
I took the changer from its side
Then I found a place where it could hide
But something made me brag with pride
The day the money died
Oh my, I kissed my money bye-bye
Drove my Chevy dealer crazy
With my little white lie
Told them good ol' boys our old remote up and died
Thinkin' this'll be the way that I try--
Hide it in the rafters and lie . . .
(Cut to the end, 7:47)
And now I'm singin' . . .
Why'd I spread my little white lie?
Told the DUmmies it was funny
How I hid it so high
But them lousy freeps were thinkin' "Who is this guy?"
And with this I kissed my money bye-bye
With this I kissed my money bye-bye
Now I'm singin' . . .
Why'd I spread my little white lie?
Told the DUmmies it was funny
How I hid it so high
Them lousy freeps were thinkin' "Who is this guy?"
And with this I kissed my money bye-bye!
Charlie Henrickson
The wag tailoring the doggerel
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Genius.
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:rofl:
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:cheersmate:
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Awesome, Charles.
Who were the two idiots who gave you BSes?
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Damn.
That is.....awesome, Charles.
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:rotf: Just the hiding in the rafters makes it sooooo childish.
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Who were the two idiots who gave you BSes?
I dunno. One I received, literally, "a long, long time ago"--for what, I don't know. The other came just a couple days ago, since the DB story broke.
Is there a way to undo these two BSes, so I can have a clean record? Kind of like working years off purgatory? (Sigh.) I thought not. I guess I'm just stuck with them
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I dunno. One I received, literally, "a long, long time ago"--for what, I don't know. The other came just a couple days ago, since the DB story broke.
Is there a way to undo these two BSes, so I can have a clean record? Kind of like working years off purgatory? (Sigh.) I thought not. I guess I'm just stuck with them
Why yes, yes there is. :popcorn:
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Charles you really need to put out a cd of your greatest hits.
Cindie
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I dunno. One I received, literally, "a long, long time ago"--for what, I don't know. The other came just a couple days ago, since the DB story broke.
Is there a way to undo these two BSes, so I can have a clean record? Kind of like working years off purgatory? (Sigh.) I thought not. I guess I'm just stuck with them
What's the problem Charles, the more BS's I get the better I feel as I am not a sheep in anyone's
field.
The more BS's one gets just proves they are thinking outside the box and thinking on their own. Seeing things on another plane then the followers of the majority. So they are nonconformist yet follow the party line---- Conservatives with a willingness to accept that they may not all ways be right.
No BS's means you are allowing others to think for you without wondering if they are right.
Check out my BS's, huge and growing every day. I think for myself as half arsed it may be but at least I am thinking and not rolling over to the concensus.
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Why yes, yes there is. :popcorn:
Look, I was just joking around about having my two BSes removed. I don't want any special treatment. I don't want to look like some goody two-shoes. I EARNED those two BSes, d*mmit!
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What's the problem Charles, the more BS's I get the better I feel as I am not a sheep in anyone's
field.
The more BS's one gets just proves they are thinking outside the box and thinking on their own. Seeing things on another plane then the followers of the majority. So they are nonconformist yet follow the party line---- Conservatives with a willingness to accept that they may not all ways be right.
No BS's means you are allowing others to think for you without wondering if they are right.
Check out my BS's, huge and growing every day. I think for myself as half arsed it may be but at least I am thinking and not rolling over to the concensus.
Translation:
I am an asshole and hide behind that by pretending to be proud of it
We new return all of you to your REAL real lives and not the fantasy "I am a rebel free-thinker" psychobabble of v-numbers.
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Now that we know what happened to DB, I think it's time to sing this song again, the one in the OP of this thread.
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The shut-down Fox jumped over the lousy Doug.
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I dunno. One I received, literally, "a long, long time ago"--for what, I don't know. The other came just a couple days ago, since the DB story broke.
Is there a way to undo these two BSes, so I can have a clean record? Kind of like working years off purgatory? (Sigh.) I thought not. I guess I'm just stuck with them
BITCHSLAP for whining...
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Look, I was just joking around about having my two BSes removed. I don't want any special treatment. I don't want to look like some goody two-shoes. I EARNED those two BSes, d*mmit!
What is done, can not be undone. :whistling:
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Look, I was just joking around about having my two BSes removed. I don't want any special treatment. I don't want to look like some goody two-shoes. I EARNED those two BSes, d*mmit!
The most effective of us are the ones with a 4/1 hi5/bs ratio. Of course, someone'll prob'ly come around and BS me just for saying that...
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BITCHSLAP for whining...
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Charles, it's dutch's way of saying that he loves ya . . . :tongue: O-) :whistling: :fuelfire:
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As to BS's and H5's, I've never gave them much thought. That being said, when it comes to BS's, Eupher is a man among men.