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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on August 26, 2013, 05:23:45 AM
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Posted by Steve numbers, looks like he may finally get laid.
Star Member steve2470 (15,837 posts)
Will we ever want to have sex with robots ?
yes, the original headline.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23637225
Meet Roxxxy the sex robot with a triple XXX. Depending on your view 'she' is either at the cutting edge of the human-robot interface, or a modern reflection on some men's difficulties in relating to real-life partners.
While sex aids are nothing new, what makes Roxxxy different is "we've taken artificial intelligence" and "combined it with a human form," says creator Douglas Hines.
Of course, humanoid robots have been the stuff of science fiction for decades - ever since Fritz Lang's 1927 film Metropolis, or Isaac Asimov's I Robot stories.
The reality is somewhat more clunky.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023534759
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Leonard Hofstadter: Look at us! Getting ready for a double date with actual women who publicly acknowledge they're our girlfriends.
Howard Wolowitz: Yes. Actual women are the best.
Sheldon Cooper: I don't understand. What other kind of women are there?
Leonard Hofstadter: Howard, artificial women are your department. You want to take this?
Howard Wolowitz: Nah. It would just freak him out.
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[youtube=425,350]IKBJxZf-Dgs[/youtube]
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[youtube=425,350]IKBJxZf-Dgs[/youtube]
This would be funny if it were not so sad. Humans have a need for companionship be it a dog, cat or mouse.
Strangest thing came about a few years ago when a company began to make those cardboard life size replicas from photograph of the family in service.
Sounded like a good idea at the time, get one of hubby so the kids don't forget what he looks like.
Holliday's a seat at the table, under the tree, Some put them in the passenger seat of their car so they could drive the carpooling lane. Great if one is on second or 3 rd shift and does not want people they are driving alone after dark.
Problems came up when like a child with an imaginary friend or special doll, the adults found they were talking to the replica of their missing loved one. Sort of like when in church one prays to the statue of Jesus and believes with all their heart that Jesus hears them------Perhaps HE does but living people far away don't usually.
Movie with I think Molly Ringworld about her teaming up with a man to find his robot wife the government had put in hibernation. Ends up with the male choosing a real woman over the robot.
Have to say the robot would have made a fine cook and house keeper for them. No worry about hubby running around on you, when you have a head ach, call in the robot and watch TV for 20 minutes, then instruct the robot to take the garbage out and wash the car.
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Posted by Steve numbers, looks like he may finally get laid.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023534759
Before I even opened the thread I knew it was a Steve#### post. :lmao:
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Be sure to buy the deluxe model that comes with lubricant and a heater coil in the pubic region....otherwise it'll be like having sex with a mad old wife.
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Be sure to buy the deluxe model that comes with lubricant and a heater coil in the pubic region....otherwise it'll be like having sex with a mad old wife.
And how do YOU know what sex with a mad old wife is like.
Bad boy Johnny, sort of like complaining the woman that are raped are dry and scratch your eyes out.
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Be sure to buy the deluxe model that comes with lubricant and a heater coil in the pubic region....otherwise it'll be like having sex with a mad old wife.
What's that old saying? Women are like condoms, too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your di*k. :rofl:
So I can see big market for this if they can work the bugs out.
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What's that old saying? Women are like condoms, too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your di*k. :rofl:
So I can see big market for this if they can work the bugs out.
BUGS!....DAMN..... you even have to worry about your robot cheating these days.
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BUGS!....DAMN..... you even have to worry about your robot cheating these days.
Can you imagine stevenumbers or rsmithnumbers after their robot cheats on/leaves them? :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
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DUmmies are so late to the game it's pathetic. There was a very good Twilight Zone episode about relating with a robot. It was called "The Lonely."
Part One:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYbKjSCA-fs[/youtube]
Part Two:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCleX01rPqI[/youtube]
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For stevenumbers, that thread title is a rhetorical question.
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Of course. People will screw anything. All those damn vibrator/dildo commercials are for machines that lack only AI and feedback control instrumentation from being single-purpose sex robots, all the mechanical part of the work is already there.
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So Stevenumbers will finally be able to upgrade his inflatable doll?
Cindie
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(http://www.botjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/DSC_3417.JPG)
CREEPY
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Help me out here. I haven't kept up with Steve very well and, don't understand the nature of his problem finding SO's. Is he Elephant Man ugly, personal hygene problems, uncontrollable tics, involuntary drooling, touretts---what is his problem/s?
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Help me out here. I haven't kept up with Steve very well and, don't understand the nature of his problem finding SO's. Is he Elephant Man ugly, personal hygene problems, uncontrollable tics, involuntary drooling, touretts---what is his problem/s?
Hand rejection?
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Another DUmmie, who through their own personal greed, relegates more jobs from humans to machines. A truly sad day in obama's America...
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Help me out here. I haven't kept up with Steve very well and, don't understand the nature of his problem finding SO's. Is he Elephant Man ugly, personal hygene problems, uncontrollable tics, involuntary drooling, touretts---what is his problem/s?
IIRC, fat as a pig, self-absorbed, and socially poisonous...so, not an unusual DUmmie guy, really.
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(http://www.botjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/DSC_3417.JPG)
Taylor Swift.....is that you?
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Okay......................... :wtf2: :mental:
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Of course. People will screw anything. All those damn vibrator/dildo commercials are for machines that lack only AI and feedback control instrumentation from being single-purpose sex robots, all the mechanical part of the work is already there.
Those Stepford Wives looked pretty good.
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Stevienumbers needs to save his strength and his breath.
He'll need both later to inflate his date. :lmao:
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I haven't kept up with Steve very well and, don't understand the nature of his problem finding SO's. . . . what is his problem/s?
If you were a girl, would you go on a date--on public transportation, mind you--with this man?
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/steve2470/Steve_July_2013_02_zps990538ff.jpg)
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(http://www.botjunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/DSC_3417.JPG)
"It's time to KILL again, Steve Numbers."
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If you were a girl, would you go on a date--on public transportation, mind you--with this man?
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/steve2470/Steve_July_2013_02_zps990538ff.jpg)
:rotf: he REALLY isn't aging well
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:rotf: he REALLY isn't aging well
Still on the hunt for a woman without cold sores.
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Sex with a robot.
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt divorce decree.
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If you were a girl, would you go on a date--on public transportation, mind you--with this man?
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/steve2470/Steve_July_2013_02_zps990538ff.jpg)
Depends on how he sits. If he leans to the left then his wallet is full of money and credit cards.
If he picks you up in a cab and takes you to a 4 star restaurant and then a Broadway show, brings you home with a kiss on the cheek ---- possibly.
Sends you a hand written note thanking you for the lovely evening, and an invite to a new art exhibit or the concert that has been sold out for months -----why not.
Depends on what you want in life. Now if he was the owner of a gas station inviting someone to out for a few brews-------NO---- But you never know he could be head man in the Unions sewer inspectors that pulls in big bucks. He may smell at times but so does all that lovely money he brings home each week.
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Depends on how he sits. If he leans to the left then his wallet is full of money and credit cards.
If he picks you up in a cab and takes you to a 4 star restaurant and then a Broadway show, brings you home with a kiss on the cheek ---- possibly.
Sends you a hand written note thanking you for the lovely evening, and an invite to a new art exhibit or the concert that has been sold out for months -----why not.
Depends on what you want in life. Now if he was the owner of a gas station inviting someone to out for a few brews-------NO---- But you never know he could be head man in the Unions sewer inspectors that pulls in big bucks. He may smell at times but so does all that lovely money he brings home each week.
How 'bout if he pulls up out front in a 4X4 and blows the horn?
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The only thing missing is the AI interface from this.
http://www.realdoll.com/
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The only thing missing is the AI interface from this.
http://www.realdoll.com/
I see they have male dolls too for the queers and ugly DUmmie wymins......Nadin needs one.
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I see they have male dolls too for the queers and ugly DUmmie wymins......Nadin needs one.
I thought nadin WAS one...
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I thought nadin WAS one...
She isn't equipped with the proper soft wear.
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She isn't equipped with the proper soft wear.
But I suspect she has the hard wear....
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But I suspect she has the hard wear....
Do you mean a dongle?
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Do you mean a dongle?
That and lots of Nomex.
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All I kept thinking about was the episode where they had to take Howard to the hospital after his robot arm refused to let him go. :rotf:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-VJLz65QhM[/youtube]
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All I kept thinking about was the episode where they had to take Howard to the hospital after his robot arm refused to let him go. :rotf:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-VJLz65QhM[/youtube]
Dear April, that is funny as it is so that not so far from the stuff the ER's everywhere see most every day.
What is it with male sexuality that has just men presenting themselves to the ER with a glass light bulb stuck in his colon.
What is this with the people that will stick body parts in a working bee hive, or the back end of a pit bull ? May have seemed like a good idea at the time, but shit happens, only when whatever is stuck in there is removed.
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Dear April, that is funny as it is so that not so far from the stuff the ER's everywhere see most every day.
What is it with male sexuality that has just men presenting themselves to the ER with a glass light bulb stuck in his colon.
What is this with the people that will stick body parts in a working bee hive, or the back end of a pit bull ? May have seemed like a good idea at the time, but shit happens, only when whatever is stuck in there is removed.
Where did you get the idea it's just men? I had an uncle that was a doctor. You should have heard about some of the things he pulled/cut/removed from women.
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Where did you get the idea it's just men?
Ummm, it's Vesta...........nuff said.
signed,
Nasty Old Man
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All I kept thinking about was the episode where they had to take Howard to the hospital after his robot arm refused to let him go. :rotf:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-VJLz65QhM[/youtube]
I had the same thought.
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DUmmies, the real question is, will robots want to have sex with you?
Magic 8 Ball sez: unlikely.
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We should ask John Kerry's wife what it's like.
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We should ask John Kerry's wife what it's like.
We're discussing screwing robots not zombies.
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DUmmies, the real question is, will robots want to have sex with you?
Magic 8 Ball sez: unlikely.
:lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
:aliens:
:lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
Both get an H5!
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DUmmies, the real question is, will robots want to have sex with you?
Magic 8 Ball sez: unlikely. Not only no but HELL NO!!! Robots have standards!!!
Fixed that for ya WineSlob. :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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OOO EEE OOO Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
(My robot just had an orgasm)