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Title: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: franksolich on August 25, 2013, 02:11:10 PM
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Oh my.

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Denninmi (6,048 posts)    Sat Aug 24, 2013, 04:34 PM

I didn't tell any of you this. I was afraid and ashamed.

Afraid they would lock me up for for real. This is my darkest secret and lowest moment, and I am horribly ashamed. I could have put myself AND OTHERS as a side effect in mortal danger. IT, and I am sure from context you can figure out what IT means, is gone now, I swear. In a responsible manner. Ironic given the circumstances of last August and December.
 
I have to deal with it now, the anniversary is a week from tomorrow.

I went to that favorite pier in the early morning with the intention of killing myself at 6:59 AM, sunrise. I couldn't go through with it.
 
And now I have to live with what I did and try and reconcile with the future I want. I am finding it exceedingly difficult to forgive myself. And submerged in so many bad memories.

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CaliforniaPeggy (105,514 posts)    Sat Aug 24, 2013, 04:48 PM

1. Oh, my dear Denninmi...

You were in a dark and scary place. Nobody would blame you for wanting to hide this.
 
I don't know how to help you absolve yourself from the guilt you're feeling; best to talk to your therapist for that. Just know that you're not alone...
 
Ah, I wish I could hug you for real. But since I can't, here's some virtual hugs...

Be gentle with yourself...
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: Carl on August 25, 2013, 04:33:13 PM
Trafficking in either kiddie porn or the real life thing is my guess.

Please go back to the pier and rethink this you useless piece of shit. :hyper:
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: Aristotelian on August 25, 2013, 04:34:14 PM
Oh dear - I wonder what was so scary...a large pile of credit card bills perhaps.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: franksolich on August 25, 2013, 04:45:33 PM
Oh dear - I wonder what was so scary...a large pile of credit card bills perhaps.

That's my guess too.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 25, 2013, 05:37:19 PM
Dennis the Menace hasn't changed in the past year. He's still a useless chickenshit.

But maybe someday he'll improve.

DUmmy Elad needs to get off his lazy ass and build that Dead DUmmy forum.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: Bad Dog on August 25, 2013, 07:08:50 PM
What does he mean, he didn't tell them.  He was spewing that crap all over DU back then.  At least he is more entertaining whilst plunging screaming into the abyss.  He needs a sexy maid's outfit and a dominatrix to set him right.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: Skul on August 25, 2013, 07:28:11 PM
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I went to that favorite pier in the early morning with the intention of killing myself at 6:59 AM, sunrise. I couldn't go through with it.
 
And now I have to live with what I did and try and reconcile with the future I want. I am finding it exceedingly difficult to forgive myself. And submerged in so many bad memories.
Stop asking DUmpmonkeys for advice.
Accept responsibility for your actions. Don't blame others.
Ask a Conservative for help...listen to them, follow it.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 25, 2013, 09:13:51 PM
Threw his child porn collection off the pier more likely.  I'm sure that weirdo has plenty to be afraid and ashamed about, and equally sure most it he hasn't put on the table.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: Karin on August 26, 2013, 10:23:14 AM
The whole thing just screams pedophile. 
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: Wineslob on August 26, 2013, 01:43:09 PM
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I went to that favorite pier in the early morning with the intention of killing myself at 6:59 AM, sunrise. I couldn't go through with it.


I'm sorry for your loss.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 26, 2013, 01:58:27 PM

I'm sorry for your our loss.

A minor tweak.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: Gina on August 26, 2013, 02:12:00 PM
Gosh, sounds like child molestation or something.  I am not trying to be funny either. 
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 26, 2013, 04:11:54 PM
Gosh, sounds like child molestation or something.  I am not trying to be funny either. 

Neither is anyone else who is thinking that way...there are a lot of tells in his posts, but nothing truly conclusive about exactly what he is/was mixed up in.  He is clearly a sick little monkey who has something he really needs to hide because it will get him in a world of trouble, but at the same time wants to talk to other freaks and get validated.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 26, 2013, 04:37:55 PM
Gosh, sounds like child molestation or something.  I am not trying to be funny either.

I don't think so. Dennis the Menace is a self-pitying, mentally-ill, obsessive-compulsive, manic depressive, whiny, girlyman drama queen.

Nothing dramatic or criminal, just a lunatic. The IT he's talking about is the weapon he was going to use to rid the world of his useless self.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 26, 2013, 04:43:25 PM
I don't think so. Dennis the Menace is self-pitying, mentally-ill, obsessive-compulsive, manic depressive, whiny, girlyman drama queen.

Nothing dramatic or criminal, just a lunatic. The IT he's talking about is the weapon he was going to use to rid the world of his useless self.

Got magnet ......we'll drag the lake.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 26, 2013, 06:32:02 PM
Keep an eye on Dennis the Menace.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2013, 12:51:49 AM
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Sat Aug 24, 2013, 09:08 PM
Denninmi (6,067 posts)

5. I have to face that morning there.
The exposure desensitization therapy I am doing pretty much mandates I be there and then.

So Dennis the Menace gets another try at suicide on September 1, at sunrise on a pier in Detroit.

Let's see if he's still with us on September 2. I'm pretty sure he will be.
 
Dennis is such a coward.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: Big Dog on August 28, 2013, 06:42:06 AM
Gosh, sounds like child molestation or something.  I am not trying to be funny either. 

Definitely not trying to be funny either, Gina.

My theory: Fear of being caught with child porn drove him to try suicide. Being a drama queen, he decided to shoot himself through the heart at his favorite pier at sunrise/sunset, but he threw the gun off the pier in a dramatic fashion. He has been collecting more child porn recently.

Denninmi, I mean this sincerely. Kill yourself.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 28, 2013, 09:38:13 AM
Definitely not trying to be funny either, Gina.

My theory: Fear of being caught with child porn drove him to try suicide. Being a drama queen, he decided to shoot himself through the heart at his favorite pier at sunrise/sunset, but he threw the gun off the pier in a dramatic fashion. He has been collecting more child porn recently.

Denninmi, I mean this sincerely. Kill yourself.

I think it may have been his hard drive that actually went in the drink when he chickened out, rather than a gun.  I doubt if the little numbnuts has a gun or even access to one, at least without lying about his mental status and/or record.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: thundley4 on August 28, 2013, 01:24:08 PM
I think it may have been his hard drive that actually went in the drink when he chickened out, rather than a gun.  I doubt if the little numbnuts has a gun or even access to one, at least without lying about his mental status and/or record.

Even a waterlogged hard drive is recoverable.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 28, 2013, 01:44:37 PM
Even a waterlogged hard drive is recoverable.

A cousin of mine takes the hard drives that he has been tasked to destroy, by friends (not his business ones), out to a rifle range.  Three shots each, from either a .300 Savage or a .30 WCF, does the trick.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 02, 2013, 09:58:06 PM
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Response to Denninmi (Original post)
Thu Aug 29, 2013, 09:34 PM
Denninmi (6,101 posts)

9. Self-deleting.
I don't want this particular detail hanging around in cyberspace for the long run. Thanks for understanding.
Well, Dennis, you were a little slow on the trigger.

I wonder if Dennis is still with us. He was going to the Death Pier on Sunday morning at sunrise, the one-year anniversary of his failed suicide attempt.

Maybe this year he wasn't as big a coward as he was in 2012.

We probably won't know for a while. If he failed again, he's probably being confined in a safe place.

That would be something, if we lost Don and Dennis in one weekend! Then if just one more DUmmy took the pipe, we could start tossing hats on the ice.   
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: 67 Rover on September 03, 2013, 08:21:36 AM
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That would be something, if we lost Don and Dennis in one weekend! Then if just one more DUmmy took the pipe, we could start tossing hats on the ice.   


Or Octopus if he is from that beacon of liberalism Detroit.
Title: Re: Dennis the Menace afraid and ashamed
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 03, 2013, 08:02:22 PM
Well, hell. Dennis the Menace chickened out yet again.

He posted on one of DUmmy LocoNuts's whiny threads, just to let us know he's still alive:
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Response to Locut0s (Original post)
Tue Sep 3, 2013, 04:51 PM
Denninmi (6,112 posts)

14. Oh, please, you are fighting in the bantam class!

Trust me, I am the heavyweight of whining, posting far too often, and giving away WAY too many personal details. Ya got nothing on me, kid.
 
Post away, it's what we're here for. I was talked down of the ledge more times than I can count