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Title: Hillary Takes Muslim Name
Post by: CG6468 on August 23, 2013, 10:07:48 PM

Hillary Takes Muslim Name:

TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED THE DEMOCRATS TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR CANDIDATE FOR THE 2016 PRESIDENCY. FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT HILLARY HAVE A MUSLIM NAME.

SO FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME: SELDOM BIN LAHYED.

Title: Re: Hillary Takes Muslim Name
Post by: Eupher on August 26, 2013, 03:44:05 PM

I think it might be more like:

Rug al Fayed bin Munched

or...

Snapped de la ***** (it has that French flavor encountered in Morocco and other Frenchified places).

Title: Re: Hillary Takes Muslim Name
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 26, 2013, 04:48:02 PM

Well then, put a feed sack on the bitch.

Title: Re: Hillary Takes Muslim Name
Post by: freedumb2003b on August 26, 2013, 04:55:11 PM

Ahbee Ug Ali

Title: Re: Hillary Takes Muslim Name
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 26, 2013, 07:30:17 PM

Quote from: freedumb2003b on August 26, 2013, 04:55:11 PM

Ahbee Ug Ali

 :lmao: ....good one. :cheersmate: