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Title: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 23, 2013, 11:22:39 AM: Quote
steve2470 (15,679 posts)

55th birthday today :) (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018462916)

I had a nice dinner with my 17 year son yesterday (yes I started late lol). If you've turned 55 this year or will later on this year, my sincerest Happy Birthday wishes to you !

Steve

Happy birthday :loser:
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 23, 2013, 11:27:48 AM: Adopted.
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: Bad Dog on August 23, 2013, 11:57:19 AM: Probably stuck his son with the tab.
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: obumazombie on August 23, 2013, 11:59:49 AM: Quote from: Bad Dog on August 23, 2013, 11:57:19 AM
Probably stuck his son with the tab.
You get this one, I'll get the next.
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: Rebel on August 23, 2013, 12:41:23 PM: Quote
steve2470 (15,679 posts)

55th birthday today Smiley

I had a nice dinner with my 17 year son yesterday (yes I started late lol). If you've turned 55 this year or will later on this year, my sincerest Happy Birthday wishes to you !

Steve

(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/burnsk73/honeybooboo_zpsd3997e77.jpg)
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 23, 2013, 01:39:11 PM: Quote from: Rebel on August 23, 2013, 12:41:23 PM

(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/burnsk73/honeybooboo_zpsd3997e77.jpg)

That is ****ing cold.

H5 duly given. :-)
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 23, 2013, 01:54:11 PM: Quote from: Rebel on August 23, 2013, 12:41:23 PM

(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/burnsk73/honeybooboo_zpsd3997e77.jpg)

Another better caption might be "Honey Boo Boo's mother has had sex and you haven't".

H5 anyway, Rebel. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: Bad Dog on August 23, 2013, 02:49:38 PM: From Stevie; "(yes I started late lol)". Seems he ended early too.
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 23, 2013, 03:30:26 PM: Quote from: Bad Dog on August 23, 2013, 02:49:38 PM
From Stevie; "(yes I started late lol)". Seems he ended early too.

Probably only a second or two after he started. :jerkit:
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: Splashdown on August 23, 2013, 04:49:55 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 23, 2013, 11:27:48 AM
Adopted.

I'd at least need to see paternity tests.
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: Tucker on August 23, 2013, 05:19:34 PM: More likely this is what happened.

[youtube=425,350]gc2ekrgM7Do[/youtube]
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: obumazombie on August 23, 2013, 09:02:46 PM: Turn him loose in the Bunny Ranch with a fist full of $50s.
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: JakeStyle on August 23, 2013, 09:16:42 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on August 23, 2013, 09:02:46 PM
Turn him loose in the Bunny Ranch with a fist full of $50s.

Steve could walk down Magsaysay Street in Olongapo City with $100 bills taped to his forehead and not get laid.
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: obumazombie on August 23, 2013, 09:49:59 PM: Quote from: JakeStyle on August 23, 2013, 09:16:42 PM
Steve could walk down Magsaysay Street in Olongapo City with $100 bills taped to his forehead and not get laid.
He number 2 G.I. ?
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: Zathras on August 24, 2013, 12:57:42 AM: I found StevieNumber's theme song....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE[/youtube]
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 24, 2013, 05:07:03 AM: Quote from: Zathras on August 24, 2013, 12:57:42 AM
I found StevieNumber's theme song....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE[/youtube]

:lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

That's definitely H5-worthy!
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: RobJohnson on August 25, 2013, 05:37:05 AM: Quote from: Bad Dog on August 23, 2013, 02:49:38 PM
From Stevie; "(yes I started late lol)". Seems he ended early too.

:lmao:
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: Big Dog on August 25, 2013, 08:52:17 AM: Quote from: obumazombie on August 23, 2013, 09:02:46 PM
Turn him loose in the Bunny Ranch with a fist full of $50s.

Stevenumbers couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bagful of bananas.

His own hand rejects him.
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 25, 2013, 01:43:38 PM: He had hoped to get a piece......but alas there was no birthday cake.
Title: Re: Re: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 25, 2013, 03:28:50 PM: Quote from: Big Dog on August 25, 2013, 08:52:17 AM
Stevenumbers couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bagful of bananas.

His own hand rejects him.

Holy crap, I damn near peed my pants at that response. Well done Big Dog!
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: Skul on August 25, 2013, 08:53:00 PM: It's sad when even gNads turns him down. :rofl:
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: I_B_Perky on August 25, 2013, 08:58:18 PM: Well he could always get married... the result is the same. :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: IassaFTots on August 25, 2013, 09:09:03 PM: So.....only people who turn 55 this year get wished a Happy Birthday? Effin elitist.
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: Skul on August 25, 2013, 09:09:18 PM: Quote from: I_B_Perky on August 25, 2013, 08:58:18 PM
Well he could always get married... the result is the same. :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
Umm, yes. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: StevieNumbers is celebrating a birthday, and still can't get laid
Post by: I_B_Perky on August 25, 2013, 09:20:27 PM: Quote from: Skul on August 25, 2013, 09:09:18 PM
Umm, yes. :cheersmate:

And as an added bonus he would get bitched at a lot too!!!! :fuelfire: :fuelfire: