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Title: "Chelsea Manning": DUmmies get behind the whistle-blower (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on August 22, 2013, 06:11:35 PM
New DUFU up:

DUmmie FUnnies 08-22-13 ("Chelsea Manning": DUmmies get behind the whistle-blower) (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3057710/posts)

(http://www.fogcityjournal.com/wordpress/wp-content/plugins/2013/07/Photo-2013-07-01-02.05.43-PM.jpg)
Title: Re: "Chelsea Manning": DUmmies get behind the whistle-blower (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on August 22, 2013, 06:17:07 PM
(http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/g-cvr-130821-Manning-wig-4x3-526p.video-260x195.jpg)

CHELSEA MANNING
Tune: "Chelsea Morning" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOkxuuQOmRg)

Woke up, and I was Chelsea Manning
And the first thing that I said
Was I wanted to be female
And wear wigs upon my head
If you think you'd like to buy me bras
And wrap them up, I take A-cup

Oh, don't you guess
I'll put on a dress
And I'll wear a bunch of make-up

Woke up, and I was Chelsea Manning
And the first thing that I saw
Was a thirty-five-year sentence
And no rainbow on the wall
All those big strong men to welcome me
Criminals can be so hardened

O, won't you please
I'm on my knees
Give this little girl a pardon

Now the cell door opens on my new friends for the day
And the hall is filled, they form a line
And two'd be fine
But look, there's nine
Whistles to blow today

Woke up, and I was Chelsea Manning
And the first thing that I know
That I now realize I'm lesbian
I should go where women go
And I don't like this place that I'm in
So stick me with some hormones

Oh, let me stay
Where I'll be okay
And we'll talk in diff'rent pronouns

When the cell door closes
And the rainbows all recede
I will tell you secrets
Hear me speak
The stuff you seek
Is what I'll leak
The only thing I need
Pretty badly, I'm not
Bradley, now I'm Chelsea Manning


Title: Re: "Chelsea Manning": DUmmies get behind the whistle-blower (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on August 22, 2013, 06:20:10 PM
Coming soon to a theatre near you. . .

(http://media1.policymic.com/site/articles/60555/1_article_photo.jpg)
SHAVING PRIVATE MANNING
So close, he fooled the Stubble Telescope.
Title: Re: "Chelsea Manning": DUmmies get behind the whistle-blower (New DUFU)
Post by: Ogre on August 22, 2013, 06:57:02 PM
I think there are more than a few primitives that want to get behind Manning.

Probably a couple of more that would want to blow the whistle as well.  Just sayin.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: "Chelsea Manning": DUmmies get behind the whistle-blower (New DUFU)
Post by: Charles Henrickson on August 22, 2013, 08:04:47 PM
Sometimes the photo I posted at the top of this thread isn't showing up. Here's a smaller version of it:

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcScP-zUJ_1RQmrdOIf2v-i1_C_dTAjv0mFJWoImAmdN6JHyyT3grA)

It says: PRIDE IN OUR WHISTLE-BLOWER
Title: Re: "Chelsea Manning": DUmmies get behind the whistle-blower (New DUFU)
Post by: obumazombie on August 23, 2013, 11:20:15 AM
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on August 22, 2013, 08:04:47 PM
Sometimes the photo I posted at the top of this thread isn't showing up. Here's a smaller version of it:

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcScP-zUJ_1RQmrdOIf2v-i1_C_dTAjv0mFJWoImAmdN6JHyyT3grA)

It says: PRIDE IN OUR WHISTLE-BLOWER
Protesting for conjugal visits.