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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on August 17, 2013, 03:39:08 PM
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Sat Aug 17, 2013, 03:00 PM
Raven (11,096 posts)
Big day for me and mine today.
Will Pitt, Cailen and Baby Lola are on their way here as we speak. They are pulling up stakes from Boston and relocating to NH today. They will be staying with me until they get settled and figure out where they want to live. I am thrilled and the dogs are happy to have Lola's chubby cheeks to lick. They are on the road with a caravan of folks to help them make the move. Should be chaos here within the hour but very happy chaos!
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Translation--Pittstain has worn out his welcome and has to mooch off mommy.
Dude, seriously, NH ain't exactly the most freeloader-friendly state. Hope you're not depending on the folks here to support you and your brood.
"Whoever shall not work, neither shall he eat."
And the unemployment rate in Rindge ain't exactly low, fella. Kinda like most college towns. Lots of cheap labor to be had.
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[justify](http://www.ticalc.org/cgi-bin/zipview?83plus/basic/graphics/redalertdotgif.zip;redalertdotgif/Documentation/RA.gif)[/justify]
BOLO NH
Another Commie from The People's Republic of Massachusetts seeking refugee status from confiscatory, predatory tax policy.
What was the reason he no longer teaches? Does it mean he would have to register as a sex offender? Anyone know the answer to that one?
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It's cheaper for DUmmy Raven to pay his rent in New Hampshire.
There is some risk involved.
The farther north you move, the easier it is to freeze to death when you pass out in the shrubbery.
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All the Chickens.... Are coming home to Roost!!!!
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Just like Locust destroy and move on. I'm sorry NHSparky but the writing is on the wall, I see income, sales, and increased property taxes in your future.
Liberals should be made to wallow in the mess they created rather than export it. The migration from Mass to NH is accelerating due to increased taxes here (gas,cigarets,real estate etc.) and assimilation is imminent.
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Will Bulkowskis survive?
(Whatever the name is of his favorite saloon.)
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Will Bulkowskis survive?
(Whatever the name is of his favorite saloon.)
Bukakke
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I thought Pitt & Co. just bought a small cottage in one of the Boston suburbs ?
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Will Pitt and brood are just passing thru.....they're going to drop the baby off for grandma to raise and hightail it out of town.
It's like Jerry Clower said about kids leaving home and parents worrying about being empty nesters....He said, "Don't worry....they're coming back....and they're bringing mo' wid 'em."
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I guess pittstain is gonna have to find himself a new watering hole.
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I guess pittstain is gonna have to find himself a new watering hole.
I'm sure he's not worried about where to get fitshaced and curl up in a ball on the floor, in a puddle of his own vomit.
He researched all the local bars and pubs long before he found a place where he and his coven could attach themselves.
If they're like the rest of the DUmmies, they can defile a cesspool.
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It's been seven years. Those middle school girls are young adults now.
Maybe BillPitt has decided it's best to put a few more miles between him and some possible lawsuits.
Out of sight, out of mind, and the statute of limitations hasn't yet expired.
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That's okay--Franklin Pierce College is in town. While they're not 12-year olds, they're damn near as gullible.
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Huh.
So, the habitually drunken unemployed trustafarian finds that he must beat feet out of the the Union of Soviet Socialist Kennedyville and run to the source of the trust.
Huh.
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I have a feeling this squatting is not going to be a short term venture, any bets? I say 5yrs min.
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Mommy's rich. Pitt knows he'll get new digs when she tires of him.
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Two pictures are worth 2,000 words:
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/pitt_cig.jpg)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/KJC1/willandmatt.jpg)
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I have a feeling this squatting is not going to be a short term venture, any bets? I say 5yrs min.
Naw, I say he'll be there at least 24 business hours. :lmao:
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Naw, I say he'll be there at least 24 business hours. :lmao:
Hell DD, 24 business hours is going on what now...8 or 10 yrs?
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Mommy's rich. Pitt knows he'll get new digs when she tires of him.
That shouldn't take long, if the Bride of Beer-in-stein actually has an independent thought in her head on any subject, and a personality that doesn't thrive on submission.
:popcorn:
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I have a feeling this squatting is not going to be a short term venture, any bets? I say 5yrs min.
I don't see Pitt moving on under his own steam - if he leaves it will be because Raven or his wife move him out.
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I don't see Pitt moving on under his own steam - if he leaves it will be because Raven or his wife move him out.
Schadenfreude. Pitt back into mommies basement. :lmao:
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I wonder if they got kicked out by their landlord, for any one of the usual reasons one gets kicked out.
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Schadenfreude. Pitt back into mommies basement. :lmao:
Don't go bringing Schade into this! :hammer: :mad: :rant: :tongue:
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I wonder if they got kicked out by their landlord, for any one of the usual reasons one gets kicked out.
I think DUmmy Raven just got tired of making those bloated Masshole rent payments for her bloated Masshole alcoholic son.
It's a more noticeable chunk of her cashflow since she wallduded herself out of a job in Rindge.
But it's possible the landlord caught wind of Pitt's "problem" at the middle school and just didn't want someone like that in his building.
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Will Bulkowskis survive?
(Whatever the name is of his favorite saloon.)
They held a farewell party for the Pittster at Bukowski's on August 10. Here is a photo from said event:
(http://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1016423_574305655961042_215808584_n.jpg)
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BTW, I believe Will is now pregnant with their second child:
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/WPitt/003-1_zps98d1e376.jpg)
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BTW, I believe Will is now pregnant with their second child:
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/WPitt/003-1_zps98d1e376.jpg)
:lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
H5!
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BTW, I believe Will is now pregnant with their second child:
Yeah, his girth appears more expansive than it's ever been.
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He looks like some caricature of some crazy old miner from 1849, all he needs is a mule, some denim overalls, a moonshine jug with four Xs and chewing on a blade of grass.
(http://www.betterphoto.com/uploads/processed/0805/0801280147351gold_in_t.jpg)
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Yeah, his girth appears more expansive than it's ever been.
What's bigger? His gut or his ego?
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The formerly wee one needs to get back on the dance pad:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v678/Hanavachel/dork_pitt.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Hanavachel/media/dork_pitt.jpg.html)
I do believe, though, that the now Wide Willie has indeed quit the cigs.
Also, between Nads and William, I feel a DUFU coming on.
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BTW, I believe Will is now pregnant with their second child:
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/WPitt/003-1_zps98d1e376.jpg)
Hank Hill sums up this photo pretty well:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhvbVTFNScU[/youtube]
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What's bigger? His gut or his ego?
Silly question. If his gut was that big, he'd be lying on freight pallets in an ICU somewhere, with his own TLC show.
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They held a farewell party for the Pittster at Bukowski's on August 10. Here is a photo from said event:
(http://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1016423_574305655961042_215808584_n.jpg)
HA ! I always figured he earned a Bukowski's mug ! Myth Confirmed !
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Earned? Nah, someone bought that for him too.
Yo, Willie--clearing snow in the wintertime in NH can be a bitch--doubly so if you don't have a snowblower.
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Silly question. If his gut was that big, he'd be lying on freight pallets in an ICU somewhere, with his own TLC show.
If his gut was that big it would affect the rotation of the planet.
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Earned? Nah, someone bought that for him too.
Yo, Willie--clearing snow in the wintertime in NH can be a bitch--doubly so if you don't have a snowblower.
And the physical capability to use it.