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Title: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
Post by: franksolich on August 17, 2013, 11:44:08 AM

I'm sorry, but I have to do this one more time.  Only one more time, serious.

The one on the top, or the one on the bottom?  Who'd win?

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Title: Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
Post by: Delmar on August 17, 2013, 12:20:00 PM

The one on the top would win the fight but the one on the bottom would win the subsequent lawsuit.

Title: Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
Post by: Aristotelian on August 17, 2013, 12:26:32 PM

They wouldn't be able to get near enough to each other to have any sort of proper brawl.

Title: Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
Post by: Big Dog on August 17, 2013, 01:17:22 PM

Bertha, L-O-L-A Bertha, definitely.

"Always bet on the bull dyke."

Title: Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
Post by: 67 Rover on August 17, 2013, 02:34:32 PM

CRIPPLE FIGHT!  :yahoo:

Title: Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 17, 2013, 02:40:05 PM

I think the Omaha Weeper would welcome an attack from that big bull dagger.

It would be a sure ticket to the disability pension of his dreams.

Title: Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
Post by: Tess Anderson on August 17, 2013, 03:41:54 PM

Bertha, hands-down, she's far meaner.

Title: Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
Post by: USA4ME on August 17, 2013, 08:08:38 PM

Bertha.

A closer competition would be if they were both to be rolled in flower, who would produce the most wet spots?

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Title: Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 18, 2013, 05:14:50 AM

The primitive on the Segway. :runaway:

Title: Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 18, 2013, 07:59:35 AM

A titanic struggle. They would grapple, and falling over the earth would shake.
and then....






and then...






and then....









MAGIC. romantic music swells, rolls of fat would heave with passion, and 9 months later a new member would arrive at DU...Nadin was born.