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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Aristotelian on August 17, 2013, 10:10:48 AM
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Taverner (54,262 posts)
I didn't get the job. ****all.
**** the wagon
**** everyone
**** it ALL
DUmp Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018458583)
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Don't get on the wagon and ride it to a job interview still smelling of cheap wine.
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Response to Taverner (Original post)Fri Aug 16, 2013, 10:33 PM
applegrove (59,632 posts)
1. ((((Hugs)))) There is great happiness once you've quit the booze, found a decent job,
and are growing again. You gotta hold onto that.
Did you hear that Taverner? You'll be happy just as soon as you give up the booze and find a good job. Well, it was nice knowing you.
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Did you hear that Taverner? You'll be happy just as soon as you give up the booze and find a good job. Well, it was nice knowing you.
No way Tav will ever do that though.
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Didn't Taverner recently say that there were 6 or 8 bars right by his office.
To paraphrase Mr. Solich, all DUmmies lie, all the time.
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Response to Taverner (Original post)Fri Aug 16, 2013, 10:33 PM
applegrove (59,632 posts)
1. ((((Hugs)))) There is great happiness once you've quit the booze, found a decent job,
and are growing again. You gotta hold onto that.
Then again there's always the sweet release of death, so you could just double down on that white horse...
O-)
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No!
How could anyone resist hiring an alcoholic heroin addict?
I'm getting a whiff of discrimination against his eggplant-shaped head.
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Tav and Dennis going over the edge at the same time. Be still my heart. What phase is the Moon in right now?
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Tav and Dennis going over the edge at the same time. Be still my heart. What phase is the Moon in right now?
Well, the full moon's next Wednesday.
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could you imagine the alarms, sirens, and flashing lights at the lab when Tav's blood test results came in?
:panic:
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No!
How could anyone resist hiring an alcoholic heroin addict?
I'm getting a whiff of discrimination against his eggplant-shaped head.
All of that plus the terrible tendency of business to discriminate against obvious slackers in their hiring.
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You kiddin me? Guy probably melted the bottle, he pissed so hot.
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could you imagine the alarms, sirens, and flashing lights at the lab when Tav's blood test results came in?
:panic:
I'm not so sure - is there any evidence it got as far as the drug test?
Wouldn't the first ten seconds of slurred speech be enough to put an interviewer off him?
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All of that plus the terrible tendency of business to discriminate against obvious slackers in their hiring.
Plus you have to remember the famous post from DUmmy Taverner lamenting how the news media always try to focus only on the negative side of heroin.
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Tav and Dennis going over the edge at the same time. Be still my heart. What phase is the Moon in right now?
Let's see...
(http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/telescope-sam-1.jpg)
The Moon is in the seventh house.
Jupiter aligns with Mars.
That means the dysfunctional DUmmies are winding up for an epic display of moonbattery from now until the Age of Aquariums!
Aquariums, aquariums...
(http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/toiletaquarium02.jpg)
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more update - tav is now reassessing his career options:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018458610
Fri Aug 16, 2013, 11:16 PM
Taverner (54,262 posts)
The wife thinks I should quit pursuing my career dream
I want to be in technical sales
I have done well in this
But when the economy went south, I was laid off
And have been able to only land SysAdmin type jobs since
I have been in the running for several sales engineering jobs since, and always made it to the last two, but for whatever reason, didn't get the job
Wifey thinks I should abandon this pursuit
I don't
Being an admin makes me want to continue drinking
Notice I said continue
I fell off the dog damn wagon
I deserve my shit
::)
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Wait a minute.....Does he even have a wife?
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Taverner
The wife thinks I should quit pursuing my career dream
Wifey thinks I should abandon this pursuit
I don't
Don't be so hasty to make a decision. Kick back, have a few drinks, and think about it.
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Don't be so hasty to make a decision. Kick back, have a few drinks, and think about it.
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Nothing clears the head like sitting down and having a beer or 12. :lmao:
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Poor DUmmy Taverner Kregel sounds down in the DUmps.
Grey Goose and a mainlined speedball will make things look a lot brighter.
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Wait a minute.....Does he even have a wife?
Of course, that amber colored lover that is the wind beneath his wings.
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Wait a minute.....Does he even have a wife?
She took the kids and left him. I doubt they even talk.
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She took the kids and left him. I doubt they even talk.
Liberal family values.
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Of course, that amber colored lover that is the wind beneath his wings.
Everyone's gotta have at least one reliable friend.
(http://theridgewoodblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Heroin-006.jpg)
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Taverner (54,262 posts)
I didn't get the job. ****all.
**** the wagon
**** everyone
**** it ALL
Wanna know why you didn't get the job, Tav? Cause you are a loser. From head to toe, you are a loser. When one looks up loser in the dictionary, it has your picture as an example. When you walk into a room, the loser odor permeates the whole room. People can smell it a mile off.
Your best bet at a job is to start dealing drugs on the street. You seem to have exceptional knowledge in the field of street drugs. One must go with one's strength... as it were... and your strength seems to be street narcotics. So go for it. You will make some money and the retirement plan is excellent. Free room and board. Free heating and cooling. Free exercise facilities. All you would have to do is worry about some minor details... like getting shanked or raped... but I'm sure you can come up with a solution for that.
So go for it, Tav!!!! Either that or save everyone's time and just off yourself and OD. :loser: :loser:
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Don't get on the wagon and ride it to a job interview still smelling of cheap wine.
Sounds like the guy at my last job. He came in looking iffy, but the production dept hired him anyway to give the guy a break. I talked w/ him a bit that day and he seemed nice enough. That one day was all he could apparently muster.
The next day, he came to work smelling of booze and that was the end. Pretty sad. :hammer:
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Wait a minute.....Does he even have a wife?
He bought her on-line from the far East - but then a while age he was talking about divorce lawyers, so it sounds like she wised up and left him.
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Wanna know why you didn't get the job, Tav? Cause you are a loser. From head to toe, you are a loser. When one looks up loser in the dictionary, it has your picture as an example. When you walk into a room, the loser odor permeates the whole room. People can smell it a mile off.
Your best bet at a job is to start dealing drugs on the street.
Tav tried , but he ran into the same problem. Nobody wants to hire a junkie, not even drug dealers. He couldn't get past the interviews.
His only option was to go into business for himself, and he hates capitalism.
All you would have to do is worry about some minor details... like getting shanked or raped... but I'm sure you can come up with a solution for that.
For Tav, prison rape is not a risk, it's a benefit.
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Aside from the drugs and booze, he's a hardcore communist. The smell of that has to come out in an interview as well. The purpose of a company is to make money, and if you're not 100% on board with that, then you don't belong.