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Title: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 16, 2013, 11:53:32 AM
[youtube=425,350]I5_WcK3Wtg8[/youtube]



No fowl creature has ever been so blessed.
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 16, 2013, 12:30:14 PM
Bunnies are God's enemies and are worthy of God's angry wrath.
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: DefiantSix on August 16, 2013, 12:36:33 PM
Aaaaaand the weekend is officially off to a rousing start.

 :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 16, 2013, 02:53:40 PM
Bunnies are God's enemies and are worthy of God's angry wrath.

What do ptarmigans got?

Roseanne Barr in a feather boa?
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 17, 2013, 06:58:17 AM
What do ptarmigans got?

Roseanne Barr Bradley Manning in a feather boa?

Fixed for ya, Snugs. O-)
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 17, 2013, 12:13:06 PM
What do ptarmigans got?

Roseanne Barr in a feather boa?

What do bunnies got?

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzsnWbXhzwI[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPVxCznfooI[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZJHfy_qcAA[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZvlRJ70TTM[/youtube]

Bestiality.  :argh:
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: NHSparky on August 17, 2013, 12:47:18 PM
And this is what happens when a so-called "peace-loving" ptarmigan just wants to kick back, relax, and take in a baseball game:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxEUW3pQX6A[/youtube]
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 17, 2013, 05:23:59 PM
Rabbit encounter with snake. God's wrath in action.  :yahoo:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgg_HZotd3M[/youtube]
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: DefiantSix on August 18, 2013, 01:47:38 AM
Rabbit encounter with snake. God's wrath in action.  :yahoo:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgg_HZotd3M[/youtube]

As I recall, the snake works for THE OTHER GUY, bird brain!  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 18, 2013, 01:40:53 PM
As I recall, the snake works for THE OTHER GUY, bird brain!  :thatsright:

Who is the other guy? NSA?
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: DefiantSix on August 18, 2013, 03:40:59 PM
Who is the other guy? NSA?

(http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/satan.jpg)
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 18, 2013, 10:15:49 PM
(http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/satan.jpg)

Bunnies are the spawn of Satan. They doom humanity.

(http://i.imgur.com/GFfI2.png)

This is what a sodomite looks like.
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: seahorse513 on August 18, 2013, 10:47:12 PM
Ptarmigan, I bet you secretly raise them(bunnies) and share your bed with then every night...admit it!!, should we do an intervention...BRA?? Bunny Rabbits Anonymous??
1-800-rabbits. I understand Bugs Bunny is the ChairRabbit!! :-)
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: DefiantSix on August 18, 2013, 11:29:48 PM
Bunnies are the spawn of Satan. They doom humanity.

(http://i.imgur.com/GFfI2.png)

This is what a sodomite looks like.

But according to you, the Master of Snakes destroys bunnies. If Satan is using bunnies to "doom humanity", then what reason would Satan have for using his snakey minions to destroy his fluffy cuddwey bunny minions before they had completed their assigned mission of "dooming humanity"?
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 19, 2013, 05:28:03 AM
But according to you, the Master of Snakes destroys bunnies. If Satan is using bunnies to "doom humanity", then what reason would Satan have for using his snakey minions to destroy his fluffy cuddwey bunny minions before they had completed their assigned mission of "dooming humanity"?

Echoing D6, didn't Our Lord say something to the effect of 'A house divided against itself cannot stand' in one of the Gospels? :nunchuck:
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 19, 2013, 01:13:30 PM
Ptarmigan, I bet you secretly raise them(bunnies) and share your bed with then every night...admit it!!, should we do an intervention...BRA?? Bunny Rabbits Anonymous??
1-800-rabbits. I understand Bugs Bunny is the ChairRabbit!! :-)

Here we go again. Accuse me of being a closeted bunny lover. I hate with passion and will always hate them.
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 19, 2013, 01:16:36 PM
But according to you, the Master of Snakes destroys bunnies. If Satan is using bunnies to "doom humanity", then what reason would Satan have for using his snakey minions to destroy his fluffy cuddwey bunny minions before they had completed their assigned mission of "dooming humanity"?

Satan uses snakes to deceive people. Rabbits are the spawn of Satan.
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: DefiantSix on August 19, 2013, 01:36:39 PM
Satan uses snakes to deceive people. Rabbits are the spawn of Satan.

But again, he uses snakes to destroy bunnies.  Why would he destroy bunnies if bunnies are supposed to orchestrate the doom of humanity and they haven't completed the mission yet?

You have created a "house against itself" paradox (h/t to BSS) that you have yet to resolve, Birdie.
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 19, 2013, 01:38:22 PM
But again, he uses snakes to destroy bunnies.  Why would he destroy bunnies if bunnies are supposed to orchestrate the doom of humanity and they haven't completed the mission yet?

You have created a "house against itself" paradox (h/t to BSS) that you have yet to resolve, Birdie.

It is all a diversion to deceive and doom humans.
Title: Re: Proof Bunnies are Divinely Favored
Post by: DefiantSix on August 19, 2013, 01:38:54 PM
It is all a diversion to deceive and doom humans.

So you keep saying... :therock: