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Title: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: franksolich on June 18, 2008, 09:32:14 PM
Okay, Schadenfreude's apparently burned out on politics and economics and primitives, and wanted a lounge thread.

Here it is.

I have to take William in tomorrow (Thursday) to get him neutralized.

Sitting on the back of the couch, looking out at the wider world outdoors, William looks vulnerable.

And so I feel as guilty as Hell about it.
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: franksolich on June 18, 2008, 09:38:14 PM
Uh frank...when Schady wants a thread, she doesn't want a thread about castrating cats.

Well, she wanted a lounge thread, and I gave her the best I could.
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Chris_ on June 18, 2008, 09:39:22 PM
We all lounge for Schade.

Lounge and heard.
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: franksolich on June 18, 2008, 09:42:32 PM
Well, damn, I started this lounge thread for Schadenfreude, and she's everywhere but here.

I bet if I'd started one for lurkalot, lurkalot would've been here right away.
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: morningAngel on June 18, 2008, 09:47:18 PM
of course I would.  Because I love you Frank and obviously Schade has more baser intentions...my love is pure and of the soul...
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: franksolich on June 18, 2008, 09:47:37 PM
I can't help myself; if I did something wrong, I apologize to either Schadenfreude or lurkalot, whoever I wronged.

I have no idea.
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: franksolich on June 18, 2008, 09:49:39 PM
of course I would.  Because I love you Frank and obviously Schade has more baser intentions...my love is pure and of the soul...

But you didn't ask for a lounge thread; Schadenfreude did.

I was just trying to please a beautiful woman, and obviously, failed.

Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: franksolich on June 18, 2008, 09:51:34 PM
Maybe perhaps a more suitable topic for a lounge thread?

Do toenails that grow thick mean anything?
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: terry on June 18, 2008, 09:52:21 PM
Okay, Schadenfreude's apparently burned out on politics and economics and primitives, and wanted a lounge thread.

Here it is.

I have to take William in tomorrow (Thursday) to get him neutralized.

Sitting on the back of the couch, looking out at the wider world outdoors, William looks vulnerable.

And so I feel as guilty as Hell about it.

Well since Schade's not here.   I'll talk cat guilt with you.

There's an un neutralized male in our yard that will not go.  He's sweet but I cannot take on the responsibility for him. 

My 5 yo really likes him.   The cat got a little aggressive today and I really don't want him around.    So.. I've been using the hose to scare him off.  It's not working.

Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Lord Undies on June 18, 2008, 09:52:46 PM
Maybe perhaps a more suitable topic for a lounge thread?

Do toenails that grow thick mean anything?

Yes.  It means you are old.
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 18, 2008, 09:54:18 PM
Okay, Schadenfreude's apparently burned out on politics and economics and primitives, and wanted a lounge thread.

Here it is.

I have to take William in tomorrow (Thursday) to get him neutralized.

Sitting on the back of the couch, looking out at the wider world outdoors, William looks vulnerable.

And so I feel as guilty as Hell about it.

Frank.... you did good. I sense that BadCat was a little unnerved by your topic.  :evillaugh:

I don't know, I am just so upset with my fellow Americans.... I am truly losing hope as fast as Obama can dish it up.
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: franksolich on June 18, 2008, 09:54:34 PM
It's a recent phenomenon, and I can't remember what I ever read about the subject, thick toenails.

I'm too young to be old, but it does seem to me I walk a great deal more than most people.
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Lord Undies on June 18, 2008, 09:57:13 PM
It's a recent phenomenon, and I can't remember what I ever read about the subject, thick toenails.

I'm too young to be old, but it does seem to me I walk a great deal more than most people.

You're over forty.  That's old enough to start showing the signs. 
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: franksolich on June 18, 2008, 09:57:33 PM
Schadenfreude, don't pay any attention to Crazy Horse.

Remember, he's crazy and he's full of what horses are full of.

(Joke, Crazy Horse.)

I posted my prediction for the November elections in the sticked thread started by the nocturnally foul one--this is a new post, a new comment--and read that.  You'll feel better, and you'll feel even better knowing that franksolich has a track record of successful political predictions.  Cloudy, ambiguous predictions, but successful.

You can take it to the bank, the prediction I made there.
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 18, 2008, 09:57:42 PM
of course I would.  Because I love you Frank and obviously Schade has more baser intentions...my love is pure and of the soul...

But you didn't ask for a lounge thread; Schadenfreude did.

I was just trying to please a beautiful woman, and obviously, failed.



There is no one who can please me like you. Not even Noone.
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 18, 2008, 10:02:41 PM
Schadenfreude, don't pay any attention to Crazy Horse.

Remember, he's crazy and he's full of what horses are full of.

(Joke, Crazy Horse.)

I posted my prediction for the November elections in the sticked thread started by the nocturnally foul one--this is a new post, a new comment--and read that.  You'll feel better, and you'll feel even better knowing that franksolich has a track record of successful political predictions.  Cloudy, ambiguous predictions, but successful.

You can take it to the bank, the prediction I made there.

I saw that prediction, it was my port in the storm..... I am also of the opinion that the light will turn on sometime between now and November for these hoodwinked citizens and they will come to their freaking senses. And in my 46 years of living, I still remain optimistic about the sheer intelligence and survival instincts of the people of the greatest country on the planet.
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 18, 2008, 10:03:51 PM
Please no thick tonails or ear hair discussed in my cheer up thread. Having just celebrated a birthday, I would rather not discuss the realities of aging.  :-)
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: franksolich on June 18, 2008, 10:06:13 PM
I saw that prediction, it was my port in the storm..... I am also of the opinion that the light will turn on sometime between now and November for these hoodwinked citizens and they will come to their freaking senses. And in my 46 years of living, I still remain optimistic about the sheer intelligence and survival instincts of the people of the greatest country on the planet.

See, the problem with Crazy Horse--and so many others--is that he's right there in the middle of things.

And the muddle of things.

In the meantime, franksolich is far away, looking at things from a lofty distance.

Crazy Horse sees the trees, franksolich sees the forest.

Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 18, 2008, 10:14:07 PM
We all lounge for Schade.

Lounge and heard.


I knew you were mine.  :naughty:
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 18, 2008, 10:14:37 PM
of course I would.  Because I love you Frank and obviously Schade has more baser intentions...my love is pure and of the soul...

*sputtter*....  :lmao:
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 18, 2008, 10:17:04 PM
Okay, Schadenfreude's apparently burned out on politics and economics and primitives, and wanted a lounge thread.

Here it is.

I have to take William in tomorrow (Thursday) to get him neutralized.

Sitting on the back of the couch, looking out at the wider world outdoors, William looks vulnerable.

And so I feel as guilty as Hell about it.

Well since Schade's not here.   I'll talk cat guilt with you.

There's an un neutralized male in our yard that will not go.  He's sweet but I cannot take on the responsibility for him. 

My 5 yo really likes him.   The cat got a little aggressive today and I really don't want him around.    So.. I've been using the hose to scare him off.  It's not working.



Oy, we have two and I can't say that I am a huge fan of cats, but they do have their moments.
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Chris_ on June 18, 2008, 10:17:37 PM
Please no thick tonails or ear hair discussed in my cheer up thread. Having just celebrated a birthday, I would rather not discuss the realities of aging.  :-)

Two words:

Grey pubes.

Bad knees and loose teeth. :(
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 18, 2008, 10:20:21 PM
I saw that prediction, it was my port in the storm..... I am also of the opinion that the light will turn on sometime between now and November for these hoodwinked citizens and they will come to their freaking senses. And in my 46 years of living, I still remain optimistic about the sheer intelligence and survival instincts of the people of the greatest country on the planet.

See, the problem with Crazy Horse--and so many others--is that he's right there in the middle of things.

And the muddle of things.

In the meantime, franksolich is far away, looking at things from a lofty distance.

Crazy Horse sees the trees, franksolich sees the forest.



It takes all kinds, doesn't it? I am a big picture person also. And if things are too complex, I employ a divide and conquer technique. 
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 18, 2008, 10:23:27 PM
Please no thick tonails or ear hair discussed in my cheer up thread. Having just celebrated a birthday, I would rather not discuss the realities of aging.  :-)

Two words:

Grey pubes.

 :thatsright:
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: morningAngel on June 18, 2008, 10:40:30 PM
Please no thick tonails or ear hair discussed in my cheer up thread. Having just celebrated a birthday, I would rather not discuss the realities of aging.  :-)

Two words:

Grey pubes.

Bad knees and loose teeth. :(

KY is no longer "just for fun", it's a requirement.

when???
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Thor on June 18, 2008, 10:44:34 PM
Please no thick tonails or ear hair discussed in my cheer up thread. Having just celebrated a birthday, I would rather not discuss the realities of aging.  :-)

Two words:

Grey pubes.


Two words:

Shaved Beaver!!
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Odin's Hand on June 18, 2008, 10:50:40 PM
Please no thick tonails or ear hair discussed in my cheer up thread. Having just celebrated a birthday, I would rather not discuss the realities of aging.  :-)

Two words:

Grey pubes.


Two words:

Shaved Beaver!!

Beaver Fever!
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: RobJohnson on June 18, 2008, 10:50:58 PM
Maybe perhaps a more suitable topic for a lounge thread?

Do toenails that grow thick mean anything?

 :rotf:
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: RobJohnson on June 18, 2008, 10:53:15 PM
Please no thick tonails or ear hair discussed in my cheer up thread. Having just celebrated a birthday, I would rather not discuss the realities of aging.  :-)

Did the hot flashes cool down?
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: RobJohnson on June 18, 2008, 11:11:19 PM
Schade, I would think at a time like this, BEG would be here for you.

Hope you are feeling better.
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Randy on June 19, 2008, 05:11:37 AM
Beaver Pleaser, with or without pelt :-) :naughty:
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 19, 2008, 06:42:06 AM
Beaver Pleaser, with or without pelt :-) :naughty:

Sir, you are.... without question .... Randy.  :naughty:
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 19, 2008, 06:47:56 AM
Schade, I would think at a time like this, BEG would be here for you.

Hope you are feeling better.

We are, in reality, best friends and as such I have direct line to her as she has to me. Isn't that special?  :-)



Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 19, 2008, 06:49:13 AM
During and after a time you will cherish.  We call it "menopause". 

I think this must be your favorite thread.  :lmao:
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: BEG on June 19, 2008, 09:56:10 AM
Schade, I would think at a time like this, BEG would be here for you.

Hope you are feeling better.

We are, in reality, best friends and as such I have direct line to her as she has to me. Isn't that special?  :-)





I feel remiss that I was not here for you my dear BFF.  I too am suffering from Obama-itis which in turn is causing an internet phobia.  By the way, I pissed off Deb yesterday when I sent her that Al Gore is a big fat hypocrite article.  :fuelfire: She got all in a huff.   Telling me I am harming her mental health and something about karma.  :( :-) :(  <---- as you can tell I don't know if I should be laughing or crying.  It did turn out ok though, we made up.
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: BEG on June 19, 2008, 09:57:29 AM
It's a recent phenomenon, and I can't remember what I ever read about the subject, thick toenails.

I'm too young to be old, but it does seem to me I walk a great deal more than most people.

You're over forty.  That's old enough to start showing the signs. 

Blasphemy  :hammer:
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: RobJohnson on June 19, 2008, 09:58:24 AM
Schade, I would think at a time like this, BEG would be here for you.

Hope you are feeling better.

We are, in reality, best friends and as such I have direct line to her as she has to me. Isn't that special?  :-)





Yes, that is special. You are very, very lucky.
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: BEG on June 19, 2008, 10:00:34 AM
Schade, I would think at a time like this, BEG would be here for you.

Hope you are feeling better.

We are, in reality, best friends and as such I have direct line to her as she has to me. Isn't that special?  :-)





Yes, that is special. You are very, very lucky.

You want to be us, admit it.   :p
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: RobJohnson on June 19, 2008, 01:17:13 PM
Schade, I would think at a time like this, BEG would be here for you.

Hope you are feeling better.

We are, in reality, best friends and as such I have direct line to her as she has to me. Isn't that special?  :-)





Yes, that is special. You are very, very lucky.

You want to be us, admit it.   :p

I would not know what to do if I was that hot.

I am just an old fat guy and get more attention then I can handle right now in real life.

Maybe I am just "fresh meat" in a new city....but I am actually getting worn out with everyone trying to "get to know me"......

I swear to God, if I wanted to be a player/liar/whatever....I could date seven nights a week....with a different date each night....and I have only lived here six weeks....most single guys would be happy....I'm exhausted...
Title: Re: lounge for Schadenfreude
Post by: Wineslob on June 19, 2008, 04:12:50 PM
Schade, I would think at a time like this, BEG would be here for you.

Hope you are feeling better.

We are, in reality, best friends and as such I have direct line to her as she has to me. Isn't that special?  :-)





Yes, that is special. You are very, very lucky.

You want to be us, admit it.   :p

I would not know what to do if I was that hot.

I am just an old fat guy and get more attention then I can handle right now in real life.

Maybe I am just "fresh meat" in a new city....but I am actually getting worn out with everyone trying to "get to know me"......

I swear to God, if I wanted to be a player/liar/whatever....I could date seven nights a week....with a different date each night....and I have only lived here six weeks....most single guys would be happy....I'm exhausted...

I feel for you...really.....I do.  :sarcasm: