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Title: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: franksolich on August 09, 2013, 12:29:06 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018453054

Oh my.

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CaliforniaPeggy (105,282 posts) Thu Aug 8, 2013, 11:01 PM

I am feeling so very happy tonight...

Now, this is not in and of itself, remarkable. I am often happy.

But something happened today, that I made happen. And this was after a pretty good day...

Today, I saw a baby spider in my kitchen sink. I hated seeing it there, knowing that most likely it will drown and I won't be able to prevent it...

But I was determined to try and save the little life..........

So, I got a kleenex and whaddya know, the spider crawled onto it. And then I was able to take it outdoors and it crawled off onto a wall............

And away it went.

Too cool.

My God, this woman is nuts.

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CaliforniaPeggy (105,282 posts) Thu Aug 8, 2013, 11:06 PM

2. Aw, thank you, my dear snappyturtle!

That iddy biddy spider looked happy to get out of my kitchen!

I won't bother bringing over any more of the comments.....

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/California%20Peggy/cp_zpsbb49a8a4.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/California%20Peggy/cp_zpsbb49a8a4.jpg.html)
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: USA4ME on August 09, 2013, 12:34:23 PM: I'm really not seeing anything there that a baseball bat to the side of her head wouldn't cure.

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Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 09, 2013, 12:35:13 PM: Quote from: franksolich on August 09, 2013, 12:29:06 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018453054

Oh my.

My God, this woman is nuts.

I won't bother bringing over any more of the comments.....

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/California%20Peggy/cp_zpsbb49a8a4.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/California%20Peggy/cp_zpsbb49a8a4.jpg.html)
The only known photograph of Coach Lou Holtz's twin sister with her mouth mostly closed.
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: obumazombie on August 09, 2013, 12:38:22 PM: Was the spider's life at risk ? How do you "save" a spider's life whose life isn't at risk ?
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: Dori on August 09, 2013, 12:40:16 PM: Wow, she saved a baby spider. Good thing it wasn't still in the womb.
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: franksolich on August 09, 2013, 12:41:13 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 09, 2013, 12:35:13 PM
The only known photograph of Coach Lou Holtz's twin sister with her mouth mostly closed.

You're right, and because it's the only one--I know, because I surveyed the literally thousands of self-posted photographs of the CalPig primitive in the dossiers--that's why I put it up, so she wouldn't think we were mocking her with one of the other photographs.

<<<a nice guy, considerate of the feelings of the primitives.
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: franksolich on August 09, 2013, 12:41:43 PM: Quote from: Dori on August 09, 2013, 12:40:16 PM
Wow, she saved a baby spider. Good thing it wasn't still in the womb.

Damn.

Good point. Good point.
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: 67 Rover on August 09, 2013, 01:25:27 PM: That's a man baby! Yeaaa.
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: Carl on August 09, 2013, 01:41:07 PM: Quote from: 67 Rover on August 09, 2013, 01:25:27 PM
That's a man baby! Yeaaa.

The Rolling Stones look better then it does.
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 09, 2013, 03:28:44 PM: If handy, I use a Kleenex too.....to smash the spider, wipe up the mess and throw it all in the trash.
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 09, 2013, 04:13:08 PM: BREAKING: Critical Spider Shortage Narrowly Averted
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: Delmar on August 09, 2013, 07:13:53 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 09, 2013, 03:28:44 PM
If handy, I use a Kleenex too.....to smash the spider, wipe up the mess and throw it all in the trash.

If she had wanted to kill it, she would have stomped on it with those huge Frankenstein monster boots that she wears.
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 09, 2013, 07:20:01 PM: I'm reminded of how Pam Dawson, a supremely deserving DUmmy of the Year, took to calling the CalPig "C-Peg". We need more DUmmies of Pam's caliber.
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: Tess Anderson on August 09, 2013, 09:15:37 PM: Peggy has no fear of spiders. She is a preserver of them.

Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 09, 2013, 12:35:13 PM
The only known photograph of Coach Lou Holtz's twin sister with her mouth mostly closed.

that is a rare photo of her indeed - no mouth gaping open, no turtleneck. And she does look a lot like Lou Holtz in that picture.
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: Freeper on August 09, 2013, 09:19:45 PM: Quote from: Dori on August 09, 2013, 12:40:16 PM
Wow, she saved a baby spider. Good thing it wasn't still in the womb.

Yeah I had the same thought. These are the sick people who will cry themselves to sleep over a dead spider, yet fight tooth and nail for the "right" to kill unborn humans in the womb.
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: dutch508 on August 09, 2013, 09:55:12 PM: Quote from: Tess Anderson on August 09, 2013, 09:15:37 PM
Peggy has no fear of spiders. She is a preserver of them.

that is a rare photo of her indeed - no mouth gaping open, no turtleneck. And she does look a lot like Lou Holtz in that picture.

You cannot convince me that is not a guy.
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: Chris_ on August 09, 2013, 10:00:26 PM: Ms. Garrison
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: Zathras on August 10, 2013, 02:24:20 AM: Quote from: Carl on August 09, 2013, 01:41:07 PM
The Rolling Stones look better then it does.

Hell, the Crypt Keeper looks better than it does.
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: Big Dog on August 10, 2013, 07:05:50 AM: And then s/he wrote a poem about it:

The itsy, bitsy spider
Crawled up the waterspout.
Blink, blink.
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 10, 2013, 07:10:32 AM: Quote from: dutch508 on August 09, 2013, 09:55:12 PM
You cannot convince me that is not a guy.
He had an operation to hide his Adam's apple. Yeah, its a freak.
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: hillneck on August 10, 2013, 08:01:46 AM: Quote
CaliforniaPeggy (105,282 posts) Thu Aug 8, 2013, 11:01 PM

So, I got a kleenex and whaddya know, the spider crawled onto it. And then I was able to take it outdoors and it crawled off onto a wall............

And then out of nowhere came a big lizard and ate the little spider I was attempting to save. THE END :rotf:
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: franksolich on August 10, 2013, 08:20:44 AM: Quote from: hillneck on August 10, 2013, 08:01:46 AM

And then out of nowhere came a big lizard and ate the little spider I was attempting to save. THE END :rotf:

There'd be some justice in that, especially if it happened right in front of her eyes.
Title: Re: the CalPig primitive showing yet more signs of dementia
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 10, 2013, 11:13:08 AM: Maybe she has already eaten.........

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat...
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.

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