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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on August 07, 2013, 05:52:12 PM
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It's only 112 days until nominations for the Top DUmmies of 2013 begin.
Who wants to run it this year?
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Can we just eliminate gNads, just to piss her off? :???:
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I'll throw my hat in the ring.
Edit: Although I would be the first to admit that there are others that are better suited to authoring the award citation.
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I couldn't organize a dog fight between two pissed-off pit bulls.
Picking up ring, and throwing it at EK.
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After giving it further thought there would also have to be mechanism to assure that the winners are not moles from this site.
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I nominate go bucks since he complains every year about the results.
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I nominate go bucks since he complains every year about the results.
GOBUCKS was my first thought.
I think that the hardest part of the DOTY awards is writing it up.
GOBUCKS cracks me up every time.
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I nominate go bucks since he complains every year about the results.
Bullshit. I've only complained twice, both times with perfect justification.
First, when coach singlehandedly won the award for a totally undeserving cut-and-paste DUmpette bitch Ann Pritchett.
I know his motivation.
As one fascinated by marketing, coach simply wanted to see if it could be done. It could.
Then last year when, just to spite the crazy bald dwarf, people voted for an obviously phony DUmmy.
Some actually believed he was legit.
Every other year, the winner has been deserving, the best horse in a sorry field.
No way would I do it. I'd run an election on the Robert Mugabe model.
I could give you the winner, by acclamation, today.
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So...who won?
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Bullshit. I've only complained twice, both times with perfect justification.
First, when coach singlehandedly won the award for a totally undeserving cut-and-paste DUmpette bitch Ann Pritchett.
I know his motivation.
As one fascinated by marketing, coach simply wanted to see if it could be done. It could.
Then last year when, just to spite the crazy bald dwarf, people voted for an obviously phony DUmmy.
Some actually believed he was legit.
Every other year, the winner has been deserving, the best horse in a sorry field.
No way would I do it. I'd run an election on the Robert Mugabe model.
I could give you the winner, by acclamation, today.
Some people take the DOTY way too seriously.
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Some people take the DOTY way too seriously.
Thats exactly why I would like to see GOBUCKS run it.
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Let's make it unanimous !
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Let's make it unanimous !
I am giving GOBUCKS my proxy.
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I am giving GOBUCKS my proxy.
Wash the damn thing first. GOBUCKS hates dirty proxies.
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So...who won?
I think we already had a mid-term sort of election.
Gnads, PHDD, and Subwaycat were in it, if I remember correctly.
Maybe we should vote on the best one every month, then add up their points at the end of the year.
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Tossup between GOBUCKS, and Skul, IMHO.
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Some people take the DOTY way too seriously.
Oh, but it is a serious matter, not to be taken lightly.
The Top DUmmies is the biggest annual event on conservativecave, bringing in day-after-Thanksgiving hordes to the site, decent and civilized people and primitives alike.
It's also one of the most important public services that conservativecave offers, in exposing the banality and venality of the primitive mind-set.
I'm not sure what the motives of Mr. Wiggum, my predecessor, were, but I have no doubt they were as uplifting and noble as mine; inspired for the illumination and Good of Humanity.
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I have no problem tabulating votes and the like. But I lack the ability to turn a phrase as well as Frank does. He uses his mouth err.. keyboard purtier than a $20 whore. :-)
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I have no problem tabulating votes and the like. But I lack the ability to turn a phrase as well as Frank does. He uses his mouth err.. keyboard purtier than a $20 whore. :-)
Well, if I have to take up the burden again, which I really don't want to, but being a nice guy will if I have to, you're tabulating the votes, madam. I want no part of that.
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I think we should make GOP do it, since he screwed up the voting with his mole last year!
:fuelfire:
:-)
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I think we should make GOP do it, since he screwed up the voting with his mole last year!
:fuelfire:
:-)
I hesitate to call that "screwing up."
There is no way, no way at all, one can prevent moles from being selected as top DUmmies--and I'm sure a few other moles have been selected in past years, but we don't know who they were.
It's just something that happens, and in the end, doesn't matter.
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There can't be a Top DUmmy without coach as the host.
It would be like a Labor Day Telethon without Jerry Lewis, a Toledo Open without Jamie Farr,
or Khloe without Kourtney.
It wouldn't work.
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Well, if I have to take up the burden again, which I really don't want to, but being a nice guy will if I have to, you're tabulating the votes, madam. I want no part of that.
Not a problem.
Yes I am saying that now! :rotf:
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Not a problem.
Yes I am saying that now! :rotf:
Well, the problem isn't so much counting them; it's rather easy to count them.
The problem is the public relations flap that ensues when someone doesn't like the way the votes come out, suggesting there was some funny business with the way they were counted.
That was a big ****ing hassle last year; if one can't trust me to count the votes accurately, who can one trust?
And the biggest deal was, with s-o-o-o-o-o-o many tie votes, each of them requiring its own award, if I'd been dishonest, so as to making my job easier, I would've fudged so as to not have to write so many awards--there were 15 for the top 10 alone.
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Well, the problem isn't so much counting them; it's rather easy to count them.
The problem is the public relations flap that ensues when someone doesn't like the way the votes come out, suggesting there was some funny business with the way they were counted.
That was a big ****ing hassle last year; if one can't trust me to count the votes accurately, who can one trust?
And the biggest deal was, with s-o-o-o-o-o-o many tie votes, each of them requiring its own award, if I'd been dishonest, so as to making my job easier, I would've fudged so as to not have to write so many awards--there were 15 for the top 10 alone.
I can ask DH to independently count as well as to verify the accuracy. But alas you can't please all the people all the time.
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That was a big ****ing hassle last year; if one can't trust me to count the votes accurately, who can one trust?
No one could dispute coach's honesty in tabulating results.
The only person I've heard to seriously question the mole's victory is the nutcase herself, who has claimed to have won.
I would bet the farm that she voted for herself at least twice.
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No one could dispute coach's honesty in tabulating results.
The only person I've heard to seriously question the mole's victory is the nutcase herself, who has claimed to have won.
I would bet the farm that she voted for herself at least twice.
Could we recycle some of the OS lawn signs for a DOTY campaign drive ?
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Could we recycle some of the OS lawn signs for a DOTY campaign drive ?
That would be recycling--being friendly to Mother Gaia and all. :tongue: